Wesley J. "Wes" Campbell
|Wesley J. "Wes" Campbell|
|Locations||Anywhere, 14-42 turns after leveling to level 14, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him|
A ragged-looking, scarred man in the tattered remains of a blue workshirt turns as you approach and regards you with a wild look in his eyes.
"Well well well," he says with a manic grin. "Looks like a few more freakos are crashing my little party." As he pulls a double-barrelled shotgun from a holster on his back, you note that his other hand appears to have been cut off and replaced with a chainsaw.
"Good grief, not another one," you sigh. "Who the heck are you?"
"Name's Wes," he sneers, and cocks his shotgun. "Housewares."
He picks up a broom, shouts, "this is my BROOMSTICK!" and hits you with it. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh!
He splits into a good and bad version of himself. The good one gives you a backrub, but then the bad one slits your throat. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!
He punches you in the <face>, only he uses his chainsaw hand. Yeowch. Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
He punches you with his good hand, which hurts, but you're grateful he didn't use his chainsaw hand. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
He fires a shotgun into your brain and shoves his chainsaw into your guts, then makes out with his girlfriend while you bleed. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh!
He picks up a broom and shouts, "this is my BROOMSTICK!" You agree that it certainly is.
He splits into a good and bad version of himself, then plays checkers against himself for a bit.
You tell him his fly is open, and watch him try to fix it with his chainsaw hand. It's pretty hilarious.
His chainsaw runs out of gas and he has to go fill it up.
He shouts three dire and evil words in an unknown eldritch language, but sneezes during the last word and mucks up the whole spell. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)*|
Occurs after reaching level 14 on a Zombie Slayer path.