Welcome to the Kingdom, Gelatinous Noob

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Welcome to the Kingdom, Gelatinous Noob
Welcome to the Kingdom, Gelatinous Noob

You wake up to find yourself outside the familiar confines of a 10x10 dungeon hallway.

What is this? Are you... Are you out in the human world?

This is GREAT! You've always wanted to be a real human person! And now's your chance!

If this is not the first time incarnating as a Gelatinous Noob:

You've even got some memories from previous times you've tried this. You're gonna be a really really super human human, this time around!

(skill selection list)

You can pick X more skills.

Become Human!

You concentrate with all of your might on squeezing your horrifying gelatinous form into a quasi-human shape.

Your efforts are met with... shall we say... limited success.

Before you can get too sad about it, though, your absorption instincts kick in and you notice some nearby objects that look ripe for integration into your oozing biomass!

Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: interesting clod of dirt
Bottlecap.gifYou acquire an item: dirty bottlecap
Redbutton.gifYou acquire an item: discarded button

If recalling skills from a previous incarnation:

Memories flood into your mind goo. You've done this before!

You acquire a skill: Confused.gif something...

You acquire a skill: Confused.gif something...

You acquire a skill: Confused.gif something...


Occurs on starting a new Gelatinous Noob ascension.

Notes

  • Skills are listed in the order they were obtained in the previous Gelatinous Noob ascension.
  • Each previously completed Gelatinous Noob ascension grants one skill (two for Hardcore), and each previously consumed Gummi-Memory grants five skills, up to a maximum of twenty skills.
  • All selected skills are acquired upon becoming human.