Weapon of the Pastalord
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Weapon of the Pastalord
Type: Combat
MP Cost: 35
This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old. That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue.
| Source: | Guild Trainer
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| Price: | 10,000 Meat
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| Class: | Pastamancer
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| Level: | 10
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| Effect: | Deals (32-64)+((7*Mys)/20) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which isn't ever capped), and divisions are rounded down.
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| When Used:
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| You call forth a <weapon> of <material>, which strikes your opponent for X damage. |
The summoned weapon can be any of the following, in any combination (such as a Spear of Lentils or Axe of Tofu):
| Weapon
| Material
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- Axe
- Bohemian Earspoon
- Claymore
- Dagger
- Flail
- Halberd
- Hatchet
- Katana
- Knife
- Mace
- Morning Star
- Spear
- Staff
- Sword
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- Farfalle
- Fettucine
- Gemelli
- Lasagna
- Linguini
- Macaroni
- Manicotti
- Mostaccioli
- Penne
- Rigatoni
- Rotelle
- Rotini
- Spaghetti
- Tagliatelle
- Vermicelli
- Ziti
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| Element
| Prefix
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Hot
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- Scorching
- Fiery
- JalapeƱo-coated
- Flame-Broiled
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Cold
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- Icy
- Frozen
- Frigid
- Freezerburned
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Spooky
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- Eldritch
- Seriously Haunted
- Eerie
- Horrifying
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Stench
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- Musky
- Nasty, Nasty
- Garlic-Scented
- Foul
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Sleaze
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- Lascivious
- Suggestive
- Lewd
- Naughty
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- The use message continues to use "a" rather than "an", even when it would be incorrect. (e.g. a Axe of Fettucine)
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