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War Hippy Infantryman

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War Hippy Infantryman
Location	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hitpoints	~185
Attack	170
Defense	175
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Element	stench
Physical	None
Drops bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, lead pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield
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You're fighting a War Hippy Infantryman

Stop, children -- what's that smell? It's a member of the Hippy Army's 12th Infantry Division, "Gaia's Armpit." They distinguish themselves from the other infantry divisions by cultivating a stench of even more legendary proportions, and using that stench in their proud defense of the Hippy Nation.

He advances on you. Of course, you knew that, because you smelled him coming from 100 yards away.

Hit Message(s):

He puts you in a headlock. A face-up headlock. The stench of Gaia's Armpit's armpit is... indescribably horrible. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

He pulls out a vial of patchouli oil and pours it over your head. The combination of smells is unbearable. Argh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Oof! (stench damage)

He smacks you with his wicker shield. Have you red marks? Yes. Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He runs around for a while, does a couple of jumping jacks and push-ups, and generally works up as much of a sweat as he can. Then he takes off his crusty sandals. Then he raises his hands to the sky. You gag, turn green, and pass out. Ugh! Oof! Eek! Argh! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to put you in a headlock, but you deftly execute your patented "headkey" manuever and break right out of it.

He pulls out a vial of patchouli oil and pours it over your head, but it almost smells good compared to him.

He smacks you with his wicker shield, which doesn't hurt at all.

Fumble Message:

He raises his arms again, ready to repel you with another stench attack, but it suddenly starts raining. He cries, "Gaia, why do you punish me?" as the rain washes him clean.

You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (10.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: hippy protest button (10.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: lead pipe (11.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (10.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (10.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: wicker shield (5.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: water pipe bomb (5.1% chance)*

You gain 42-43 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).

References

The line "Stop, children -- what's that smell" refers to the song "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield. The original lyrics are "Stop children, what's that sound."
The phrase "Gaia's Armpit" may be a reference to the locations Gaia's Navel in Secret of Mana and Gaea's Navel in Chrono Cross.
"Have you red marks? Yes," is a play on the phrase "Have you read Marx?" as in Karl Marx, author of The Communist Manifesto.

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