War Hippy Elite Rigger
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 You're fighting a War Hippy Elite RiggerThis is the captain of the elite 1965th infantry division, or "Jerry's Riggers" as they're called. He was promoted after he made a bomb out of a rubber band, a paperclip, and three wads of chewing gum. As he's often been quoted as saying, "anything you can think of lacks only an explosive component to become a bomb."
Hit Message(s):
He rigs together a Genalen(TM) bottle, a foot of hemp rope, and four tofu dogs. It somehow explodes and showers you with shrapnel. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He rigs together three handkerchiefs, a colander, and four sticks of dynamite into a pretty passable rocket-propelled grenade.Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!
He combines three sticks of incense and a lighter to make an effective, if not very creative, stench attack.Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! (stench damage)
He rigs together a bat skeleton, some windfall apples, and three yards of rubber tubing to make an anti-personnel mine. You probably shouldn't step -- whoops, too late.Argh! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He makes a bomb out of several D batteries, a circuit board, and flashing lights in the shape of a cartoon character. It doesn't explode, but you're trampled by frenzied reporters. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He rigs together a Genalen(TM) bottle and a foot of hemp rope. It doesn't explode, but it is a handy way secure the bottle to your belt loop.
He rigs together some windfall apples, three yards of rubber tubing, and a bat skeleton. It doesn't explode, but it's a fetching piece of modern sculpture.
He rigs together a soup tureen, a kayak oar, and a scented candle into something which doesn't explode, but which any hippy would proudly display in his or her home.
He combines a water pipe bomb with a lighter to make himself dazed and giggly.
Fumble Message:
He rigs together some D batteries, a circuit board, and flashing lights in the shape of a cartoon character, but of course it doesn't explode. I mean, duh.
Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).
References
- The critical hit and fumble messages are references to a bomb scare related to Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie ads.
- The name "Jerry's Riggers" is a reference to the phrase "jerry-rig" or "jury-rig," which means to temporarily repair something with the materials at hand, as well as Jerry Garcia, lead guitarist for the Grateful Dead.
- The phrase "elite 1965th infantry division" is another reference to the Grateful Dead, which formed in 1965.
- This may also be a reference to the MacGyver TV show. MacGyver was known for making explosives out of any handy objects lying around.
- Like the Genalen™ Bottle, the "Genalen(TM) bottle" in the miss messages is a reference to the Nalgene water bottle.
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