War Frat Streaker

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You're fighting a War Frat Streaker

Someone break out the Windex! Looks like the Frat Boy Army isn't above stooping to psycholical warfare in their quest for dominance over the hippies. This guy directly contradicts the hippies' deeply held belief that the human body is a beautiful thing; just the sight of it is sure to cause some mental breakdowns. What with the paleness, the doughiness, and the overall hairiness, the only positive thing you can say about this guy is that his beer belly partially obscures his genitals.

Partially.

Hit Message(s):

You gain 400? Meat.

white class ring

You acquire an item: white class ring (? chance)*

tube sock

You acquire an item: tube sock (100% chance)*

distressed denim pants

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (? chance)*

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

• Until the July 29th update, this battle was accidentally counting as a casualty for the Hippy Army instead of the Frat Boy Army. However, the Streaker was still stench aligned for several weeks. Sometime on or before 9/14/07, the Streaker was observed to no longer resist stench damage.

References

• The description comment about Windex is a reference to the cleaning product's claim to "give you a streak-free shine every time."
• The crit message is a reference to the film Old School, in which Will Ferrell's character Frank shouts "We're goin' streakin'!" and streaks solo across town.