War Frat 151st Infantryman

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War Frat 151st Infantryman
Monster ID 423
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 185
Attack 170
Defense 157
No-Hit 180
Initiative 40
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle, flask flops
Manuel Entry
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War Frat 151st Infantryman You're fighting A War Frat 151st Infantryman

This is a member of the Frat Army's 151st Infantry division, affectionately called the "Roaring Drunks." Actually, it's not particularly affectionate. They're known for their incredible alcohol tolerance and their incredible propensity for violence.

And remember -- they're frat boys. Imagine the kind of violence and alcohol tolerance that a frat boy would find impressive.

Hit Message(s):

He shows you how to play a new drinking game, where every time he shotguns a beer, he hits you in the <ankle>. All in all, you don't much care for it. Argh! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!

He smacks you with his souped-up frat-paddle. You feel violated on a whole new level. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Oof!(sleaze damage)

He gets into a bitchin' meatcar and drunkenly runs you over. Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Argh!

He head-butts you with his beer helmet. Great, now you've got blood in his alcohol stream. Eek! Oof! Eek! Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He shotguns three beers in rapid succession, then belches loud and long. The stench knocks you back six or seven feet, but at least it was out of the attic instead of the basement. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!(stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to frat-paddle you, but you refuse to bend over. Wisely refuse, that is.

He tries to drive his bitchin' meatcar over you, but one of his buddies took his keys. Let that be a lesson to you, kids.

He tries to head-butt you with his beer helmet, but stops before he spills any precious beer.

He finally drinks one beer too many and has to go "make room" for more. Ew.

Fumble Message:

He downs a bottle of tequila, then staggers toward you. Halfway there, he falls over and passes out. That's right, you don't mess with tequila. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Beer.gifYou acquire an item: beer bomb (4.7% chance)*
Beerhelmet.gifYou acquire an item: beer helmet (10.7% chance)*
Fratwarpin.gifYou acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (10.6% chance)*
Bottlebuckle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle (11.8% chance)*
Deminpants.gifYou acquire an item: distressed denim pants (9.1% chance)*
Kegshield.gifYou acquire an item: keg shield (5.2% chance)*
Perfpaddle.gifYou acquire an item: perforated battle paddle (9.7% chance)*
Sandals.gifYou acquire an item: flask flops
You gain 43-44 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

References

  • The "151st Army Division" may be a reference to 151-proof rum.