War Frat 110th Infantryman
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 You're fighting a War Frat 110th InfantrymanThis frat boy is a member of the 110th division of the Brotherhood of One. This division is known for painting their bodies with warpaint, getting rip-roaring drunk, and sitting on the sidelines of a battle eating chips and shouting instructions to the actual soldiers. Because they sit on weird little armchairs with only 1/4th of a back, they're commonly known as "armchair quarterbacks." They're not usually violent, but you're blocking this one's view of the battle and he looks ready to throw down.
Hit Message(s):
He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt, but you get cheat-o dust all over you. Ick. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He pelts you with cheat-os. You get orange gook all over you. Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He pounds his chest and roars at you. The roar doesn't hurt, but his breath does. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He throws a miniature football at you, leaving a miniature bruise on your <face>. Argh! Ow! Argh! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He puts on a rainbow-colored wig, roars violently, and bodyslams you! You get warpaint and sweat all over you and a couple of chest hairs in your mouth. GAH. Ugh! Oof! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
He pounds his chest and roars at you, but you roar right back.
He throws a miniature football at you, but you dodge.
He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt all that much.
He pelts you with cheat-os, but you eat them out of the air before you can get orange stuff on you.
Fumble Message:
He swings at you and misses, then shouts, "what? That was a hit! Why don't you get some glasses, ref! That's bat guano, man! What the hell?!"
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
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