Vitachoconutriment capsule
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vitachoconutriment capsule
This is a meal's worth of vitamins and nutrients in handy pill form, so it won't fill you up. Plus, it's flavored to taste like delicious, delicious chocolate!
The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones.
Type: potion
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: vitachoconutriment capsules) Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Crimbo 2007
- Advent Calendar
When Used
- You gain a random "effect":
 Vitachoconutriment capsule
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| You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a hearty, brawny breakfast.
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| Vitachoconutriment capsule
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| You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of an inscrutable, mystical lunch.
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| Vitachoconutriment capsule
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| You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a fancy sit-down dinner.
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- And possibly some adventures as well:
- When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
As the nutritive nanobots in the capsule surge through your bloodstream, you are reinvigorated.
- When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
Your body is becoming acclimated to the nutritive nanobots, and they're not as effective.
- When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
The nanobots in that one hardly did anything at all.
- When the fourth or further is eaten you receive the following:
You feel a slight tingle in your gullet, but apart from that, the nanobots pretty much don't do anything for you.
Notes
References
- The name of the item may have been inspired by the famous I Love Lucy episode (#30, "Lucy Does a TV Commercial") in which Lucy attempts to sell a nutritional supplement and health tonic named Vitameatavegamin, with hilarious results.
- "The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld book Thief of Time, in which multiple points are made about how disappointing nougat is.
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