Vinyl shield

vinyl shield

You know that scratchy record-stopping sound effect they play when something jarring and unpleasant happens, or when somebody delivers some unexpected news and everybody stops what they're doing to turn and look at them? Well, this shield makes that sound every single time it gets hit. It's very, very annoying.

Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 14
Muscle Required: 85

Enchantment:
Moxie +10%
Damage Reduction: 10
+25 to Monster Level