Vine gar
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 You're fighting a vine garAmong the vines that have overgrown the Spectral Pickle Factory, you encounter a vine gar. The scourge of both oceanic and jungle climes, it is one of the ugliest and meanest species of vine-swinging fish in the Kingdom. Don't let the fact that it's the only contender in this category fool you -- it's plenty mean, and plenty ugly.
It's a good thing this gar doesn't have two cars, because it looks pretty mad, and there's no way you could survive the dreaded "two car gar rage."
Hit Message(s):
It leaps from the vines and sinks its big, sharp, pointy teeth into your <nipple>. Ugh! Oof! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ooh!
It channels its gar rage at you, covering you in grease. Somehow. Argh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
Miss Message(s):
It starts to leap from the vines at you, but some dude wearing nothing but a loincloth swings past on another vine and knocks it off-course.
It leaps from the vines, fails to bite you, and falls on the floor, where it must flop its way back to the vines.
Fumble Message:
Occurs at The Spectral Pickle Factory.
References
- "Vine Gar" is a play on the word "vinegar."
- In the game Donkey Kong Junior, the player must climb up vines, and avoid carnivorous fish that slide down them.
- The miss text is a reference to Tarzan, who wore a loin cloth and was famous for his vine swinging prowess.
- "Two car gar rage" is a play off of a two-car garage.
- A Gar is a real fish in the waters of southeastern North American which has a reputation for being vicious.
- "Big, sharp, pointy teeth" is the phrase used by Tim the Enchanter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail to describe the killer rabbit.
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