Throughout the game are a number of adventures that will provide a substat gain. In numerous cases, the amount gained will depend on level. This page is a list of all such adventures, along with the formula each adventure uses.
| Zone
| Muscle
| Mysticality
| Moxie
| Formula
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| Whitey's Grove
| Don't Fence Me In
| Rapido!
| The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
| 20-30
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| A Battlefield
| The Real Thing
| A Turn of the Coat
| Confusing the Issue
| 2-2.5R (cap: 50)
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| Violet Fog (Bad Trip)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Body)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Wisdom)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Charm)
| P*(3/8)
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| Violet Fog (Mediocre Trip)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Body)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Wisdom)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Charm)
| P*(4/9)
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| Violet Fog (Good Trip)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Body)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Wisdom)
| The Prince of Wishful Thinking (Charm)
| P*(5/9)
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| The Haunted Billiards Room
| Broken (stripe)
| A Hustle Here, a Hustle There (play defensively)
| Minnesota Incorporeals (break)
| 10 < P-4 to P+4 < 50
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| The Haunted Library (clover)
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| Dust to Dust
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| Unknown
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| The Haunted Library
| Ancient Forbidden Unspeakable Yoga, a Beginner's Guide
| Naughty, Naughty... (Chapter 1)
| Naughty, Naughty... (Chapter 2)
| Unknown (cap: 75)
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| The Haunted Gallery (clover)
| With a Clatter
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| Unknown
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| The Haunted Gallery
| Louvre It or Leave It (The Hay Wain)
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| For 0 < P <= 66: (P*4 - 2)
For 67 <= P < 100, (P + 200).
For 100 <= P, 300.
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| The Haunted Gallery
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| Louvre It or Leave It (The Starry Night)
| Louvre It or Leave It (Dogs Playing Poker)
| 10 < (P*3 + 1) < 200
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| The Haunted Bathroom (clover)
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| That's A Tidy Bowl, Man!
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| Unknown
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| The Haunted Bathroom
| Don't Hold a Grudge (Armwrestle)
| Don't Hold a Grudge (Gestures)
| Don't Hold a Grudge (Handshake)
| Unknown
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| The Haunted Bathroom
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| Gaze deeply into a mirror
1.13-1.18 * Mys (cap: 200)
| Gaze deeply into a mirror
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| The Haunted Ballroom
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| Curtains
| P-6 to P+2 (cap: 150)
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| Rotting Matilda
| Unknown
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| Forward to the Past
| Unknown
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| The Haunted Bedroom
| White nightstand, bottom drawer
| Ornate nightstand, bottom drawer
| Wooden nightstand, top drawer
| Unknown
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| The Icy Peak
| Avalanche!
| Avalanche!
| Avalanche!
| Unknown
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| The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old
| Donation to Boris
| Donation to Jarlsberg
| Donation to Sneaky Pete
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- Unlike other variable stat adventures, the hall gives you stats depending on how much meat you donate.
- Meat/200 - Meat/100
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| The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
| Being Taken Out by the Trash
| Outage, Brief Candle
| The Cat's in the Castle and the Silver Spoon
| Unknown
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| The Hidden Temple
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| Unknown
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| The Shore, Inc.
| Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure
| Tropical Paradise Island Getaway
| Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort
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- 0.35 to 0.55 of P; average 0.45*P
- vacations cost 3 adventures
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| Fernswarthy's Basement
| Leather is Betther or Take the Red Pill
| Take the Blue pill or Save the dolls
| Got Silk? or Save the cardboard
| Unknown
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| The Typical Tavern Booze
| Over the Top (big gain), Kegstand! (small gain), Bad Ideas Abound (loss)
| Karmic Darts (big gain), Stupid Drunk Tricks (small gain), Some Enchanted Evening (loss)
| Knock Knock... (big gain), Moxious! (small gain), Unmoxed (loss)
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