He is the collector of the largest collection of titanium assault umbrellas in the game, a worthless item that he thought would be fun to collect. He also collects Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots to improve his IQ, take his current stock and divide it by 100 to find out how smart he currently is! A good friend to all players he is always ready with a kind word or a helpful hint if needed.
Also, he is a known forumite, with an ego the size of the moon. Obviously why he created this page himself, rather than wait for someone else to do it.