User:Yiab

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Yiab is currently a level 19 Sauceror and something of a completist. Ey is always working to possess all the familiars, accomplishments, tattoos and trophies (except for the 227 Fettuccini Inconnu trophy) and is a supporter of the use of Spivak pronouns whenever possible.

email: chrono_mancer@hotmail.com
in-game: Yiab

Current Projects:

• In-game Projects:
  • Collect all the trophies
    • Working on: Amateur Tour Guide (4 of 10)
    • Working on: Professional Tour Guide (4 of 30)
    • Cannot Get: Look, Ma! No Pants!
  • Collect all the tattoos
    • Need: Arrrbor Day Aparrrrrel (0 of 3)
  • Collect all the familiars
    • Need: Mutant Cactus Bud
    • Need: Mutant Gila Monster
    • Need: Baby Mutant Rattlesnake
    • Need: Mutant Fire Ant
  • Collect all the Hobo Codes
    • Need: Bugbear Pens (Pre-Felonia)
    • Need: The Thugnderdome
  • Collect as many rares as humanly possible (status: perpetually incomplete; working on obtaining 'Villa' document)
    • Hobopolis Items I Want:
      • Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
      • Hodgman's imaginary hamster
      • Hodgman's whackin' stick
      • Frosty's arm
      • Frosty's iceball
      • Oscus's neverending soda
      • Zombo's empty eye
  • Gain access to villa (status: need meat)
  • Obtain every single available skill marked as "permanent - hardcore" (working on it)
    • Hobopolis skill items needed:
      • Chorale of Companionship
      • Benetton's Medley of Diversity
      • Elron's Explosive Etude
      • Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times
      • Hodgman's journal 2: Entrepreneurythmics
      • Hodgman's journal 3: Pumping Tin
  • Seven-level Telescope (3 of 7)
• Wiki Projects:
  • Yiab's Item Hunt
    • Working slowly on astral mushroom
    • Tentatively done disintegrating sheet music
    • Need hot pink lipstick
    • Working on The Road to White Citadel
    • Working on swindleblossom
    • Working on fraudwort
    • Working on shysterweed
    • Working on rigging shampoo, mizzenmast mop, and ball polish
    • Working on massive bag of catnip and hang glider
    • Need to verify thugnderdome
    • Need to rejigger triple drop monsters
    • Working on The Spooky Forest
    • Need The Hidden City
    • Need The Battlefield (in War Hippy Fatigues and Frat Warrior Fatigues - sidequests, heroes and TA)
    • May return to Hulking construct on El Vibrato Island (when told to attack floor)
    • Need Mt. Molehill
    • Need llama lama gong
    • Need Form of...Bird! drops
    • Need A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
    • Need Hobopolis Town Square
    • Need Burnbarrel Blvd.
    • Need Exposure Esplanade
    • Need The Heap
    • Need The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
    • Need The Purple Light District