User:WhiskeyJack
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Much of this info is out-of-date, will update with NS-13 accomplishments and discoveries ASAP!
- Frequent hardcore ascender
- Mostly a spade/diamond, though also has club/heart tendencies
- Member of The Hogs of Destiny and is frequently in their chat and forums, was originally in the clan Alcoholics Unanimous, and then in the more famous The Courtyard (founded by Snovak)
- Came up with the original idea and many of the subsequent ideas for The Hogs of Destiny Clanniversary Scavenger Hunt, though had to bow out of actually running the contest due to uncertain future plans
- Often found lurking in /hardcore, /pvp, /clan, and /villa
Achievements
- 95th to ascend overall
- Sixteen 3-day hardcore no-path ascensions in a row
- Teflon 1-day softcore ascension (334-turn, sauceror)
- Sticked two 1-day softcore no-paths in a row (326 and 327 turns) First one HCB lead-in, 2nd one a SCNP lead-in
- 2nd Fastest Moxie run ever, 1-day AT run (312 turns) with HCB lead-in
- 2-day hardcore no-path ascension (489-turn, accordion thief) 60% pygmy bugbear shaman
- 3-day hardcore boozetafarian ascension (705-turn, disco bandit) 49% pygmy bugbear shaman
- Tortoisecore 62-turn ascension (11 days, seal clubber)
- Harecore 3-day softcore oxygenarian ascension (11,337-turns, turtle tamer) 100% Ancient Yuletide Troll - This forum post explains which bug was used and reported.
- Received a Bugfinder Blade on March 9, 2007 for detailing the full extent to which the oracle/teleportitis bug could be exploited.
Statistics
You have unlocked 79 tattoos.
You have earned 44 trophies.
You have collected 62 familiars.
You have completed 106 Hardcore ascensions.
You have spent 100 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
You have been inoculated against the Grey Plague.
You contributed 500,000 Meat to the Council's "Buy a Pair of Yetis" fund.
You contributed 108 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
You rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
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