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Ideal behavior in zones (specifically for soft HR):

Spooky Forest: delay -> -CF

Outskirts: delay

Harem? (YR?) Guard? (SR?)

Dark Heart/Elbow/Neck: -CF

Nook: +item

Niche: double banish

Tavern Cellar: +CF, +ML

Bat Lair: clover -> delay


Bedroom: delay, sniff? (need 2 ornates)

Bathroom: delay



Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that provides bonus weapon damage. This is damage over and above the standard weapon damage caused by your weapon attack. To see various maximum levels of damage, see Maximizing Your Weapon Damage. For damage that only affects ranged weapons, see Bonus Ranged Damage.

Note that bonus weapon damage applies to the weapon in your main hand, but not to an off-hand or familiar-held weapon. This allows one to use the enchantment bonus from one 1-handed weapon to magnify the damage of a second weapon.

If you are a Seal Clubber, remember that both physical and elemental Bonus Weapon Damage are multiplied by Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, and Northern Explosion.

Prior to November 5th, 2008, this was called "Bonus Melee Damage".

Physical Damage

The following tables lists the effects that give bonus physical damage (both percentage and absolute), and their sources.

Bonus Physical Damage From Equipment
Item Slot(s)  %
Bonus
Abs.
Bonus
Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
El Vibrato Relics Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants) +20X 200 Mus,
200 Mox,
punchcards
  • 10 slots for El Vibrato punchcards, one of which adds +20 bonus weapon damage, for a potential +200 bonus (cards are added to helmet, but enchantment only applies when full outfit is worn)
Kung Fu Fighting (Unarmed) +3X Kung Fu Hustler
  • Intrinsic effect is removed at stat of any armed combat
  • X = player level
intimidating chainsaw Weapon (2H) +100% NEP access
  • Disappears over rollover
  • Delevels by 10%
snow shovel Weapon (2H) +100% 4 snow +
1 ice
  • Disappears over rollover
  • All Attributes +10
Loathing Legion chainsaw Weapon (2H) +100% LLK form
  • Delevels 1-3 on hit
  • Foldable into many other forms
Ginsu™ Weapon (2H) +100% 200 Mus
  • +100% Food Drops from Monsters
Meatcleaver Weapon (2H) +100% 200 Mus
triple barreled barrel gun Weapon ("3H") +100% 85 Mox
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • +25% Meat from Monsters
deathchucks Weapon (2H) +75% 10 Mus
cozy scimitar Weapon (2H) +50% 85 Mus
  • Muscle +15%
  • Makes you a much better diver
giant turkey leg Weapon ("3H") +50% 200 Mus
  • Monsters will be more attracted to you.
sugar shillelagh Weapon (2H) +50% sugar sheet
  • Breaks after 31 combat turns
double barreled barrel gun Weapon (2H) +50% 60 Mox
villainous scythe Weapon (2H) +30% 200 Mus
Zombo's shoulder blade Weapon (2H) +30% 200 Mus
  • Muscle +30%
Underworld truncheon Weapon (2H) +20% 150 Mus
non-stick pugil stick Weapon (2H) +10% 85 Mus
  • Muscle +10%
  • On Critical: Stuns Opponent
slime-covered shovel Weapon (2H) +60 200 Mus
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg Weapon (2H) +40 100 Mus
  • Regenerate 20-30 MP/adv
Mer-kin digpick Weapon (2H) +30 85 Mus
inflatable baseball bat Weapon (2H) +30
  • Damage reduced by 1 after each combat if above +5
creepy-ass club Weapon (2H) +25 SC,
65 Mus
frigid-ass club
evil-ass club
hot-ass club
nasty-ass club
bindlestocking Weapon (2H) +25 200 Mus
plexiglass pikestaff Weapon (2H) +25 75 Mus
astral bludgeon Weapon (2H) +20 Choice of astral equipment
bad-ass club Weapon (2H) +15 SC,
50 Mus
giant driftwood sculpture Weapon (2H) +15 80 Mus
  • Moxie +8
Grimacite glaive Weapon (2H) +15 47 Mus
lawnmower blade Weapon (2H) +15 45 Mus
ridiculously huge sword Weapon ("3H") +12 55 Mus
  • Muscle +4
weighted paperclip chain Weapon (2H) +12
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr Weapon (2H) +11 45 Mox
armgun Weapon (2H) +10 55 Mox
bugbear-smiting sword Weapon (2H) +10 60 Mus
cast-iron legacy paddle Weapon (2H) +10 80 Mus
  • Muscle +15
clockwork sword Weapon (2H) +10 25 Mus
denim axe Weapon (2H) +10 70 Mus
  • Muscle +10
perforated battle paddle Weapon (2H) +10 72 Mus
BRICKO sword Weapon (2H) +6
wholeberd Weapon (2H) +6 25 Mus
Crimbo sword Weapon (2H) +5 35 Mus
ga-ga radio Weapon (2H) +5 47 Mox
Goblin hunting spear Weapon (2H) +5 25 Mus
  • Also deals +15 to Jungle Beasts
ninja mop Weapon (2H) +5 30 Mus
tommy gun Weapon (2H) +5 65 Mox
bow staff Weapon (2H) +3 35 Mus
  • Mysticality +5
can cannon Weapon (2H) +3 22 Mox
cardboard crossbow Weapon (2H) +3 15 Mox
  • Moxie +3
cardboard staff Weapon (2H) +3 15 Mus
  • Mysticality +3
flypaper staff Weapon (2H) +3 25 Mus
frozen nunchaku Weapon (2H) +3 25 Mus
Knob Goblin elite polearm Weapon (2H) +3 15 Mus
third-hand nunchaku Weapon (2H) +3 7 Mus
wooden stakes Weapon (2H) +1
Cheerful Reindeer Suit Outfit (hat, shirt, pants) +25
Boris's Helm Hat +50%
Lens of Violence Hat +30% 125 Mys
  • +15% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Grants the combat skill Violent Gaze.
foam commodore's hat Hat +25% 85 Mox
warbear plain helm Hat +25% 10 Mus
Mer-kin headguard Hat +20% 85 Mox
ganger bandana Hat +15% 85 Mox
  • Muscle +5%
hangman's hood Hat +50 200 Mus
electrician's hardhat Hat +40 85 Mus
water-polo cap Hat +30 85 Mox
bonedanna Hat +20 45 Mox
plaid cowboy hat Hat +20 35 Mox
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Grimacite gasmask Hat +15 40 Mox
stone baseball cap Hat +15 82 Mox
fuzzy busby Hat +10 50 Mus
Mohawk wig Hat +10 55 Mox
pig-iron helm Hat +10 30 Mox
  • Muscle +7
black cowboy hat Hat +8 67 Mox
  • Muscle +8
spiky turtle helmet Hat +8 50 Mox
Scalp of Gorgolok Hat +7 SC,
15 Mus
  • Muscle +11
suspicious-looking fedora Hat +6 15 Mox
  • Moxie +6
pickelhaube Hat +10% +5 22 Mox
irate sombrero Hat +3 7 Mox
samurai turtle helmet Hat +2
  • Muscle +1
knobby helmet turtle Hat +1
meatloaf helmet Hat +1 12 Mox
  • Muscle +3
seal-skull helmet Hat +1
Crown of Thrones Hat Configurable Configurable Occupant carried
  • Slot for one of your familiars (other than the active one); carried familiar determines both the passive enchantment and the combat effects
  • Highest bonus damage from enthroned/embacked familiars is +20% (Mosquito, among others), or +20 (Jumpsuited Hound Dog, among others)
  • CoT and BB slots are mutually exclusive, and their passive bonuses function independently, but the likelihood of a carried familiar acting during combat is shared between them
Buddy Bjorn Back Item
sea mantle Back Item +150%* 85 Mus,
*Underwater only
  • +10% Muscle
  • +50 Max MP
little deuce cape Back Item +25% 75 Mus
  • All attributes +10%
giant gym membership card Back Item +15 75 Mys
psycho sweater Shirt +20% 35 Mus
camouflage T-shirt Shirt +15 25 Mus
  • -3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • All Attributes +10%
Stick-Knife of Loathing Weapon (1H) +100% 150 Mus
  • Spell Damage +200%
  • Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
Pigsticker of Violence Weapon (1H) +60% 100 Mus
  • Regenerates 20-30 HP per adventure
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Lets you stab opponents if they fail to attack you
broken champagne bottle Weapon (1H) +50% Garbage "foldable",
garbage form
  • Regenerate 4-8 MP/adv
  • Doubles item drop bonus for 11 combat turns/day
dented scepter Weapon (1H)1 only +50% Witchess,
choice of Witchess fight
  • Disappears over rollover
  • +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP/adv
  • +50% Muscle
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Cannot be held by a Disembodied Hand
mutant arm Weapon (1H) +50% 50 Mus
Great Wolf's right paw Weapon (1H) +50% +50 SC,
250 Mus
haiku katana Weapon (1H) +50%
sugar shank Weapon (1H) +50% sugar sheet
sugar shotgun Weapon (1H) +50% sugar sheet
Truthsayer Weapon (1H) +40% 200 Mus
right bear arm Weapon (1H) +30%
  • +10% Muscle
  • Lets you act like a bear
Spelunker's whip Weapon (1H) +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
barrel gun Weapon (1H) +25% 35 Mox
Meat Tenderizer is Murder Weapon (1H) +20% SC
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Muscle +X%
  • (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness)
  • 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
wicker sticker Weapon (1H) +20%
  • +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • Is a sweet, sweet knife
lawn dart Weapon (1H) +20% 200 Mus
7-inch discus Weapon (1H) +10% 85 Mox
  • Moxie +5%
  • On Critical: 3 adventures of +50% to All Attributes
fish scimitar Weapon (1H) +10% 85 Mus
  • Muscle +5%
half-size scalpel Weapon (1H) +10% 62 Mus
  • Makes you look like a doctor
tin foil Weapon (1H) +10%
  • Muscle +10%
  • +1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
scratch 'n' sniff sword Weapon (1H)1 only +20X Mutually exclusive; convertible
  • +20 Weapon (and Spell) Damage per rock band sticker attached
  • Three slots for stickers; each sticker lasts for 20 combats
  • Other stickers available with different enchantments
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
Mer-kin hookspear Weapon (1H) +40 85 Mus
Brimstone Bludgeon Weapon (1H) +30 30 Mus
  • Muscle +50%
  • Mysticality -20%
crazy bastard sword Weapon (1H) +30 25 Mus
Frosty's arm Weapon (1H) +30 200 Mus
Mafia violin case Weapon (1H) +30 35 Mus
Mayor Ghost's gavel Weapon (1H) +30
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
palm-frond whip Weapon (1H) +30
  • Can break in combat
candy knuckles Weapon (1H) +25
  • Breaks after 31 combat turns
rusty piece of rebar Weapon (1H) +25 85 Mus
slime-covered club Weapon (1H) +25 200 Mus
slime-covered speargun Weapon (1H) +25 200 Mox
rusty speargun Weapon (1H) +25 85 Mox
astral mace Weapon (1H) +20 Choice of astral equipment
brand new key Weapon (1H) +20 85 Mus
  • Muscle +5%
cardboard wakizashi Weapon (1H) +20
clock-cleaning hammer Weapon (1H) +20
stainless steel shillelagh Weapon (1H) +20 30 Mus
vibrating cyborg knife Weapon (1H) +20 55 Mus
batblade Weapon (1H) +15 57 Mus
gatorskin umbrella Weapon (1H) +15 100 Mus
hand-carved bokken Weapon (1H) +15 30 Mus
octopus's spade Weapon (1H) +15 85 Mus
steel sword Weapon (1H) +15 20 Mus
toy Crimbot power glove Weapon (1H) +15
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of ZAP in combat
trout fang Weapon (1H) +15 65 Mus
  • 25% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
parasitic claw Weapon (1H) +X
scorpion whip Weapon (1H) +13
  • 50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
elevenderizing hammer Weapon (1H) +11 11 Mus
  • All Attributes +11
grassy cutlass Weapon (1H) +11 60 Mus
hawk Weapon (1H) +11 40 Mus
beaver spear Weapon (1H) +10 47 Mus
  • Muscle +5
breadchucks Weapon (1H) +10 62 Mus
curmudgel Weapon (1H) +10 47 Mus
giant safety pin Weapon (1H) +10 62 Mus
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer Weapon (1H) +10 67 Mus
  • Mysticality +10
papier-mâchéte Weapon (1H) +10 20 Mus
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
pointed stick Weapon (1H) +10 65 Mus
pygmy concertinette Weapon (1H) +10 AT,
60 Mox
space needle Weapon (1H) +10 35 Mus
sucker tachi Weapon (1H) +10
corrupt club of corrupt corruption Weapon (1H) +9 SC,
25 Mus
machetito Weapon (1H) +9 40 Mus
pipe wrench Weapon (1H) +8 60 Mus
swordzall Weapon (1H) +8 25 Mus
  • Maximum MP +10
black sword Weapon (1H) +7 65 Mus
pitchfork Weapon (1H) +7 47 Mus
corrupt club of corruption Weapon (1H) +5 SC,
5 Mus
duck-on-a-string Weapon (1H) +5 35 Mus
fleetwood chain Weapon (1H) +5 62 Mus
grass blade Weapon (1H) +5 25 Mus
huge mirror shard Weapon (1H) +5
immense cyborg hand Weapon (1H) +5 60 Mus
logging hatchet Weapon (1H) +5 22 Mus
roboduck-on-a-string Weapon (1H) +5 35 Mus
severed flipper Weapon (1H) +5 SC,
25 Mus
  • Muscle +5
silver shrimp fork Weapon (1H) +5 45 Mys
sturdy machete Weapon (1H) +5
  • Quest item
Tropical Crimbo Sword Weapon (1H) +5 35 Mus
vampire duck-on-a-string Weapon (1H) +5 35 Mus
western-style skinning knife Weapon (1H) +5 5 Mus
boxing glove on a spring Weapon (1H) +4 12 Mox
sabre teeth Weapon (1H) +4 15 Mus
basic meat spork Weapon (1H) +3 7 Mys
  • Muscle +3
cardboard katana Weapon (1H) +3
cardboard sword Weapon (1H) +3 15 Mus
  • Muscle +3
club of corruption Weapon (1H) +3 SC
breadchucks Weapon (1H) +10 62 Mus
Dr. Hobo's scalpel Weapon (1H) +3 2 Mus
flaming cardboard sword Weapon (1H) +3 20 Mus
grease gun Weapon (1H) +3 17 Mox
live wire Weapon (1H) +3
portable corkscrew Weapon (1H) +3
can of maces Weapon (1H) +2 10 Mox
halfberd Weapon (1H) +2
remaindered axe Weapon (1H) +2
  • Muscle +2
Brand of Violence Off-Hand Item +30% 125 Mus
  • Moxie +20%
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Grants the combat skill Brand.
Shield of Icy Fate Off-Hand Item (Shield) +25%
brass dorsal fin Off-Hand Item (Shield) +20% 85 Mus
card sleeve Off-Hand Item Configurable
  • Slot for an Alice's Army card; contents determine sleeve's enchantment (with foil cards being triply effective)
  • Highest bonus damage from sleeved cards is +60 (Foil Sniper)
  • Variable bonus damage from sleeved Mad Bomber or Dervish (or their foil versions)
grisly shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +50 200 Mus
Hodgman's varcolac paw Off-Hand Item +X 200 Mus
Dungeon Fist gauntlet Off-Hand Item +25 35 Mus
  • Monsters will be more attracted to you.
  • -100% Food Drops from Monsters
sealskin drum Off-Hand Item +20 SC,
150 Mus
pilgrim shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +15
sawblade shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +11 75 Mus
glowstick on a string Off-Hand Item +10 60 Mox
  • Quest item
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub Off-Hand Item +X
spiky turtle shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +8 50 Mus
9-ball Off-Hand Item +5
flaming talons Off-Hand Item +5 30 Mys
orcish stud-finder Off-Hand item +5 27 Mys
The Joke Book of the Dead Off-Hand Item +5
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • -6 Luck
Microplushie: Bropane Off-Hand Item +3
pirate hook Off-Hand Item +3
Greatest American Pants Pants +50%
Great Wolf's beastly trousers Pants +50% 100 Mus
astral trousers Pants +50% Choice of astral equipment
Jodhpurs of Violence Pants +30% 125 Mox
  • +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Grants the combat skill Mosh.
warbear battle greaves Pants +25% 10 Mox
big pants Pants +25 BIG!,
150 Mox
pantogram pants Pants +20 portable pantogram,
lower right sacrifice slot
  • Disappears over rollover
  • Many other enchantments also configurable
honeybritches Pants +15 72 Mox
pteruges Pants +10 35 Mox
skeletal scabbard Accessory1 only +100% (or x2 ?) Sword
  • Bonus damage only when a Sword is equipped.
  • Also doubles elemental damage bonuses
Brutal brogues Accessory1 only +50% Bastille Battalion,
choice of rental accessory
  • Disappears over rollover
  • Obtained from first daily use of Bastille Battalion, when upper-right selector is set to "Brutalist"
  • +50% Muscle
  • +8 to Familiar Weight
  • +4 Muscle Stats Per Fight
Gaze of the Volcano God Intrinsic
(acc.1 only-tied)
+50% JMM, tuned
Ass-Stompers of Violence Accessory1 only +30% 125 Mus
  • +5% to Combat Frequency
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Grants access to the skill Stomp Ass.
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence Accessory1 only +30% 125 Mys
  • Muscle +20%
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Casts reflections of your spells (additional 20% damage of the spell it mirrors)
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase Accessory1 only +25% KGB slot 1
  • Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star Accessory +25% 50 Mus
  • Muscle +25%
  • Maximum HP +50
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
warbear laser bowtie Accessory1 only +25% 10 Mys
power sock Accessory1 only +20% 10 Mus
  • Muscle +20
  • Mysticality -5
  • Moxie -5
tiny die-cast Swiss hen Accessory +10%
vinyl boots Accessory1 only +10% 85 Mox
  • Moxie +15% for females (-15% for males)
  • Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure
Duskwalker fangs Accessory +5% 37 Mys
tiny plastic Don Crimbo Accessory +5%
water-polo mitt Accessory1 only +30 85 Mys
fishbone belt Accessory1 only +25 HR
  • +25% Chance of Critical Hit
cyborg stompin' boot Accessory1 only +20 60 Mus
glass eye Accessory1 only +20 50 Mys
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • +40% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
candy dress shoes Accessory1 only +15 20 Mus
orange leather lanyard Accessory1 only +15
barrel beryl choker Accessory +10 30 Mys
  • Muscle +10
ring of increase damage Accessory +10 25 Mys
seal medal Accessory1 only +10
  • Muscle +5
  • Maximum HP +20
  • 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
sealhide gloves Accessory +10 65 Mys
shin gourds Accessory1 only +10
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman Accessory +10
wrench bracelet Accessory +9 75 Mys
  • Muscle +5
filigreed hamethyst necklace Accessory1 only +8 40 Mys
black belt Accessory1 only +7 60 Mys
  • Muscle +7
eXtreme mittens Accessory +6 40 Mys
blackberry combat boots Accessory1 only +5 75 Mus
hamethyst necklace Accessory1 only +5 10 Mys
paperclip-on tie Accessory1 only +5
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. Accessory +5
tiny plastic warbear Accessory +5
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer Accessory +5
boxing glove Accessory +4 7 Mys
knobby kneepads Accessory +3
tiny plastic Mob Penguin Accessory +3
white belt Accessory1 only +3 5 Mys
  • Muscle +3
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer Accessory +2
Bonus Physical Damage from Effects
Effect  % Abs. Other Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Bow-Legged Swagger x2 Also doubles initiative bonus Bow-Legged Swagger (once-daily skill) 1 turn 100 MP,
use of skill
(limit: 1x/day)
Skillbook: Tales of Western Braggadoccio [sic]
Jammin' +X% (↑) X = 100*sqrt(combat round) toast with jam (1-fullness food) 5 turns Level 3 Bonus is +100% in round one, +141% in round two, etc.
It's Good To Be Royal! +200% +200% Spell Damage
+200% All Attributes
+200% Max HP & MP
Royal scepter (PJs) 5 turns Royalty leaderboarding;
rollover slot (off-hand)
Obtained over Rollover by having Royal scepter equipped
East of Eaten +200% +4 Hot Resistance sausage without a cause
(10-full food)
1 turn CS reward for the spell damage test
Margamergency +200% +200% Spell Damage emergency margarita
(10-drunk booze)
1 turn CS reward for the item/booze drop test
Meteor Showered +200% +200% Spell Damage
+20 to Familiar Weight
Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill) 1 turn Meteor Lore;
use of skill
(limit: 5x/day)
Only retainable outside of combat via rollover-runaway
Cowrruption +200% +200% Spell Damage
Base Mus/Mox Limited to 30
Other interactions if you are a Cow Puncher
tainted milk (1-full food) 30 turns Dropped by monsters native to the zone unlocked by the LT&T telegraph office deed
rotting beefsteak (3-full food)
firemilk (3-drunk booze)
moomy dust (1-spleen spline)
demonic cow's blood (potion) 20 turns Produced by cow poker
corrupted marrow (potion) 30 turns Dropped by AoWoL wanderers (e.g. furious giant cow)
Outer Wolf™ +200% +10% Crit Outer Wolf™ cologne (potion) 20 turns Reward for completing the wolf path minigame (via a grimstone mask)
Wasabi With You +150% wasabi pocky (3-full food) 30 turns Obtained from the Alice's Army Game Shack snack stand
wasabi-infused sake (3-drunk booze) 30 turns
wasabi marble soda (potion) 15 turns
Barrel Chested +150% SC class boon @ Barrel shrine (once-daily boon) 50 turns SC,
choice of Barrel God prayer
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained by praying to the Barrel God for Strength
Seeing Red +100% +25 Monsters will always hit you red eye (potion) 20 turns Dropped by red skeleton at The Red Zeppelin
Inner Elf +100% +100% Spell Damage
+100% All Attributes
Machine Elf (familiar) 1 turn Access to a boss Obtained when entering combat against a with a Machine Elf
Song of the North +100% +50 Cold Damage Song of the North (Dreads song) 10 turns 100 MP,
Dreads song slot
Dreadsylvania SC/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Carol of the Bulls (Buff) +100% Carol of the Bulls (skill) 10 turns 30 MP Auto-HC-permed via eponymous skillbook (from Crimbo 2018)
Voting Booth local initiative +100% Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes All day Voting Booth access Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Feline Ferocity +100% blunt cat claw (1-full food) 30 turns Level 4;
tome summon (in-run)
Clip Art summons
shadowy cat claw (1-full food)
cool cat claw (1-full food)
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' +100% knuckle sandwich (3-full food) 20 turns Level 5 Dropped by Mob Penguin psychopath
Celestial Body +100% +100% Crit alien animal goo (1-spleen spline) 40 turns Dropped by hostile animals through the Spacegate
Pyramid Power +100% +100% Spell Damage Pyramid (thrice-daily boon) 20 turns Pyramid installed;
1 rest
Obtained by resting in a Pyramid, the first 3x/day
Pretending to Pretend +100% Adventure 30 turns Castle unlocked;
1 adv
Obtained in the Renaissance Giant's room by choosing to turn on the TV
There Wolf +100% Wolf decision tree @ Vamping out (once-daily boon) 30 turns plastic vampire fangs;
1 adv
Abyssal Blood +100% +50 Hot Damage
Regen 40-50 HP/adv
boiling seal blood (potion) 20 turns Dropped by official seal (from the SC revamp world event)
Song of Battle +100% +20% Combat Frequency
Regular Attacks Can't Miss
Song of Battle (skill) 20 turns AoB;
10 MP,
Boris song slot
[Boris context = ?]
Long Winter's Napped +100% +100% Spell Damage Adventure 50 turns Crimbo 2018 No longer acquirable
In a Lather +50% +20 +20 Prismatic Damage
+20 Ranged Damage
+50% Spell Damage
+40 Spell Damage
+40 to elemental Spells
Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 25 turns VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked);
500 meat,
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day)
Frenzied, Bloody +50% Lose 8-10 HP/adv Blood Frenzy (skill) 10 turns 30 HP Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a SC
Feeling Punchy +50% Punching Potion (potion) 10 turns SongBoom™ BoomBox drop, when set to the +wdmg song, every 11th non-free combat victory
Boxing Day Breakfast +50% +50% Spell Damage glass of raw eggs (1-full food) 50 turns Boxing Daycare Possible (procedurally determined) drop when you have a Boxing Daydream
Billiards Belligerence +50% +5 Familiar Weight Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) 10 turns VIP Pool Table access;
choice of playstyle
(limit: 3x/day)
The Power of LOV +50% +40 Muscle
+15% Crit
LOV Elixir 3 (potion) 40 turns Dropped by LOV Enforcer when defeated solely by regular attacks
Gamer Rage +50% +50% Spell Damage Jackass Plumber home game (once-daily boon) 10 turns Use of (reusable) item
(limit: 1x/day)
Item no longer acquirable
Extra-Sharp Weapon +50% nail file (potion) 20 turns Pocket Crumbs drop (wearing Pantsgiving)
Here to Kick Ass +50% +50% Muscle chicle de salchicha (potion) 20 turns Rare hot dog-unlocker found South of the Border
Elbow Sauce +50% Mini-Sauceror (familiar) 10 turns SC,
Level 15
Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Rampage! +50% Zoodriver (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Beasts by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Sloe Comfortable Zoo (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Hammered +50% Bordeaux Marteaux (1-drunk booze) 20 turns Level 3 Clip Art summons
Punchy, Murdery +50% Murderer's Punch (3-drunk booze) 40 turns Level 6 Mixed from red rum (a possible drop from red box) + orange
Horrid, Torrid +10% jagged tooth (potion) 1 turn Use jagged tooth 1-3 times to reach the desired effect tier
Shredding, Sweating +25%
Ripping, Dripping +50%
Swordholder +50% Adventure 30 turns Gallery unlocked;
1 adv
Obtained by choosing Oath of the Horatii at The Haunted Gallery
Weapon of Mass Destruction +30% Tea Party (once-daily boon) 30 turns VIP Looking Glass access (in-run);
choice of Tea Party
Obtained with a 20 [non-space-]char hat (e.g. goofily-plumed helmet)
Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball! +25% +50% Muscle
+50 Max HP
glyph of athleticism (1-spleen spline) 50 turns XO Skeleton (in-run) 5-O purchase from the XO Shop
Bubblin' Rage +20% +20 +20% Initiative Pneumo bar (potion) 20 turns Halloween candy drop for Bauxite Baubles (Boxing Daycare content)
Sweet and Green +15% +15 sugar lime (potion) 10 turns Sugar Fruit Fairy (in-run) Random drop
Well-Lubed +10% orcish nailing lube (potion) 10 turns
Cut But Not Dried +10% +20% Muscle
-20% Moxie
+2 Muscle Stats/Fight
Adventure (thrice-daily boon) 50 turns KoLHS;
choice of Saved by the Bell outcome
(limit: 3x/day)
[KoLHS context = ?]
Video... Games? +5% +5 Many, many other enchantments defective Game Grid token (daily boon) 5 turns Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in The Game Grid Arcade; needed (and consumed) to unlock the video games hot dog at the VIP Hot Dog Stand
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food) 5 turns Level 5 The Source path [context = ?]
The Captain's Hammer +50* Only applies when unarmed potion of the captain's hammer (potion) 20 turns Unarmed Clip Art summons
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet +50* Only vs ghosts
+50% Max HP & MP
hamlet sandwich (3-full food) 50 turns Dropped by Hamlet (on level 7 of Time-Twitching Tower)
Bugbear in Tooth and Claw +40 +40 Spell Damage Bugbearclaw Donut (potion) 20 turns Dreadful Bugbear Suit Halloween candy
Human-Beast Hybrid +30 Gene Tonic: Beast (potion) 30 turns,
or intrinsic
Extracting DNA from beast-type monsters, for the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
Greasy Flavor +30 greasy paste (4-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 4,
Stomping Boots (in-run)
Stomping on humanoid-type monsters
Pop-eyed +30 can of spinach (potion) 10 turns Goatlet semirare
The Solution +25 correction fluid (potion) 30 turns Pen Pal moxie class fallback item
Destructive Resolve +20 +20 Spell Damage resolution: be feistier (potion) 20 turns Libram of Resolutions common summons
Ponderous Potency +20 potent potion of potency (potion) Sauciness-based kumquat + scrumdiddlyumptious solution
Twen Tea +20 +20 Spell Damage
+20 Ranged Damage
+20 Familiar Damage
+20 All Attributes
+20 Max HP & MP
+20% Initiative
cuppa Twen tea (potion) 30 turns Created by potted tea tree, either explicitly (1x/day) or randomly (3x/day)
Chock Full o' Nanites +20 +50 DA
Restores 10 HP & MP after combat
nanite-infested candy cane (1-full food) 20 turns Level 4 Crimbo 2007 fare
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear (1-full food)
nanite-infested fruitcake (3-full food)
nanite-infested eggnog (3-drunk booze) Level 3
Raving Lunatic +20 Lose 1-3 HP/round Adventure 10 turns Bad Moon;
1x adv
Obtained at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Truly Gritty +20 +20 Muscle true grit (potion) 10 turns Dropped by gritty pirate
Football Eyes +15 +10% Muscle
-40% Initiative
black facepaint (potion) 10 turns Purchasable from The Black Market (once discovered)
Full of Vinegar +X X = current drunkenness dusty bottle of Port (1-drunk booze) 10 turns Dropped by enemies in The Haunted Wine Cellar
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (AT Buff) +12 +12 Spell Damage Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (skill) Accordion-based 9 MP,
AT song slot
Ham-Fisted +11 +50% Muscle vial of hamethyst juice (potion) 5 turns Crafted with Gnomochloric acid from Gno-Mart (while under the Gnome moxie sign)
flask of hamethyst juice (potion) 10 turns
jug of hamethyst juice (potion) 50 turns
These Fists Were Made for Punchin' +X X = your level SongBoom™ BoomBox (passive / boon) Always BoomBox song slot BoomBox song may be changed 11x/day
Deadly Flashing Blade +10 adder bladder (potion) 10 turns Dropped by black adder
Engorged Weapon +10 Meleegra™ pills (potion) 5 turns Obtained South of the Border, or at Gno-Mart
Hella Tough +10 +25% Muscle
+5 DR
Styx Pixie (once-daily boon) 10 turns BM;
choice of Styx Pixie boon
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained from The Styx Pixie in Hey Deze
Loco Motives +10 +10% Initiative motivational poster (potion) 10 turns Untradable Crimbo 2010 content
Nanobrawny +10 +25% Muscle
Regen 4-8 HP/adv
Allows use of the skill Unleash Nanites
Nanorhino (familiar) 50 turns Fully-charged Nanorhino grants the effect (and expends its charge) when you use a muscle-based combat skill
Papowerful +10 +10 Spell Damage
+2 Stat(s)/Fight
papotion of papower (potion) Sauciness-based papaya + scrumptious reagent
Rage of the Reindeer +10 +10% Muscle Rage of the Reindeer (skill) 5 turns 10 MP
Re-Possessed +10 -2 DR Adventure 10 turns Bad Moon;
1x adv
Obtained at The Haunted Billiards Room
Scowl of the Auk +10 Scowl of the Auk (skill) 10 turns 10 MP,
Face slot
Wrath +10 +10 Spell Damage
-4 DR
BM (passive) Always Bad Moon
Tenacity of the Snapper (TT Buff) +8 Tenacity of the Snapper (skill) Totem-based 8 MP
Claws of the Walrus +7 Claws of the Walrus (passive) Always
Aspect of the Twinklefairy +5 +10% All Attributes twinkly wad (1-spleen spline) 10 turns Pulverizing equipment with power 140+, or combining nuggets
Compensatory Cruelness +5 cruelty-free wine (1-drunk booze) 5 turns Level 10 Possible drop from Hippy Army MPE
Pronounced Potency +5 potion of potency (potion) Sauciness-based orange + scrumptious reagent
Souper Vengeful +5 +3 to Familiar Weight turtle soup (1-full food) 10 turns TT,
level 2
Quest food acquired along the Turtle Tamer Nemesis Quest
Sharp Weapon +3-5 Knob Goblin sharpening spray (potion) 5 turns Purchasable from The Knob Dispensary
Chalky Hand +3 +3 Pool Skill
Never Fumble
handful of hand chalk (potion) 5 turns Dropped by chalkdust wraith in The Haunted Billiards Room
Corruption of Wretched Wally +3 +3 Muscle
Regen 3-5 HP/adv
tainted seal's blood (potion) 10 turns Lesser Infernal Seal drop
Rushin' Hands +3 Sweet Nutcracker (familiar) Varies Randomly granted
Twinkly Weapon +3 twinkly nuggets (potion) 5 turns Pulverizing equipment with power 80-175, or combining powder

Elemental Damage

The following tables lists the effects that give bonus elemental damage, and their sources.

Bonus Elemental Damage from Equipment
Item Slot(s) Elem.
Bonus
Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
A Little Bit Frightening Unarmed +3X Spooky Kung Fu Hustler
  • Intrinsic effect is removed at stat of any armed combat
  • X = player level
halibut Weapon (2H) +100 Stench,
+100 Sleaze
85 Mus
  • Moxie -10%
fire axe Weapon (2H) +200 Cold 85 Mus
FDKOL fire hose Weapon (2H) +200 Cold 85 Mox
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork Weapon (2H) +40 Hot 200 Mus
bag of unfinished business Weapon (2H) +40 Stench 200 Mox
Chester's bag of candy Weapon (2H) +30 Sleaze DB,
200 Mox
  • Moxie +10%
  • Can be used once per day for free candy
Frosty's nailbat Weapon (2H) +30 Cold 200 Mus
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword Weapon (2H) +5 Prismatic 35 Mus
sleazy bindle Weapon (2H) +25 Sleaze 200 Mus
freezin' bindle +25 Cold
spooky bindle +25 Spooky
flamin' bindle +25 Hot
stinkin' bindle +25 Stench
beer-a-pult Weapon ("3H") +10 Sleaze,
+10 Stench
80 Mox
C.B.F.G. Weapon (2H) +10 Hot,
+10 Stench
60 Mox
coal shovel Weapon (2H) +20 Hot 65 Mus
Loathing Legion flamethrower Weapon (2H) +20 Hot LLK form
plastic nunchaku Weapon (2H) +3 Prismatic 10 Mus
tin drum Weapon (2H) +3 Prismatic
  • Moxie +10%
  • +1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
a butt tuba Weapon (2H) +15 Sleaze 57 Mox
fire poi Weapon (2H) +15 Hot 80 Mox
  • Moxie +3
peace accordion Weapon (2H) +12 Stench AT,
70 Mox
Rain-Doh violet bo Weapon (2H) +11 Sleaze Rain-Doh
  • Moxie +11
bone flute Weapon (2H) +11 Spooky 40 Mox
autocalliope Weapon (2H) +2 Prismatic AT,
50 Mox
jungle drum Weapon (2H) +10 Spooky 65 Mox
warbear exhaust manifold Weapon (2H) +10 Stench AT
toxic mop Weapon (2H) +10 Stench 50 Mus
pentatonic accordion Weapon (2H) +9 Cold AT,
30 Mox
foot-long hot daub Weapon (2H) +9 Hot 27 Mus
boilgun Weapon (2H) +8 Hot 25 Mox
  • Maximum MP +10
bone bandoneon Weapon (2H) +7 Spooky AT,
25 Mox
infernal fife Weapon (2H) +7 Hot 12 Mox
icy-hot katana Weapon (2H) +3 Hot,
+3 Cold
30 Mus
frigid hankyū Weapon (2H) +6 Cold 25 Mox
  • Moxie +2
buffalo blade Weapon (2H) +2 Sleaze,
+3 Hot
45 Mus
  • Muscle +5
projectile icemaker Weapon (2H) +5 Cold 45 Mox
rusty grave robbing shovel Weapon (2H) +5 Spooky 25 Mus
shuddersword Weapon (2H) +5 Spooky 45 Mus
goulauncher Weapon (2H) +5 Spooky 35 Mox
  • Moxie +4
hot cross bow Weapon (2H) +5 Hot 45 Mox
  • Moxie +7
  • Muscle +5
magilaser blastercannon Weapon (2H) +5 Hot 62 Mox
carob cannon Weapon (2H) +5 Stench 45 Mox
pocket theremin Weapon (2H) +4 Spooky 2 Mox
guancertina Weapon (2H) +4 Stench AT,
10 Mox
beer-soaked mop Weapon (2H) +3 Sleaze
glistening staff Weapon (2H) +3 Sleaze 15 Mus
  • Mysticality +2
poutine pole Weapon (2H) +3 Sleaze 12 Mus
  • Mysticality +3
frozen nunchaku Weapon (2H) +3 Cold 25 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +3
flypaper staff Weapon (2H) +3 Spooky 25 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +3
  • Mysticality +3
Barney's rake Weapon (2H) +3 Spooky
grave robbing shovel Weapon (2H) +3 Spooky
rubber axe Weapon (2H) +2 Sleaze 5 Mus
spooky staff Weapon (2H) +2 Spooky 2 Mus
  • Mysticality +2
spooky stick Weapon (2H) +2 Spooky
soup-chucks Weapon (2H) +2 Hot
Grimy Reaper's Vestments Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants) +100 Spooky 200 Mus
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Outfit (hat, 2h weap, acc) +50 Cold 200 Mus
Frat Warrior Fatigues Outfit (hat, pants, acc) +15 Sleaze 70 Mys,
70 Mox
War Hippy Fatigues Outfit (hat, pants, acc) +15 Stench 70 Mys,
70 Mox
Glad Bag Glad Rags Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants) +5 Sleaze,
+5 Stench
62 Mus,
62 Mox
  • Mysticality +10
  • Moxie +10
Frat Boy Ensemble Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants) +5 Sleaze 20 Mus,
15 Mox
Filthy Hippy Disguise Outfit (hat, pants) +5 Stench 15 Mox
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise Outfit (hat, pants) +3 Sleaze
wolfskull mask Hat +50 Spooky 200 Mox
Frosty's old silk hat Hat +30 Cold SC,
200 Mus
  • Muscle +20%
corrosive cowl Hat +30 Spooky 200 Mox
8-billed baseball cap Hat +5 Prismatic 85 Mox
dreadful fedora Hat +25 Spooky 200 Mox
sinister demon mask Hat +25 Spooky 35 Mox
The Jokester's wig Hat +25 Spooky 50
ghast iron Garibaldi Hat +10 Spooky,
+10 Hot
70 Mox
grungy bandana Hat +10 Sleaze,
+10 Stench
60 Mox
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig Hat +20 Sleaze 35 Mox
plain paper hat Hat +20 Cold 60 Mox
longhaired hippy wig Hat +20 Stench 85 Mox
  • Mysticality +5%
moist sailor's cap Hat +20 Stench 85 Mox
wumpus-hair wig Hat +20 Stench 35 Mox
ratty knitted cap Hat +15 Sleaze
mummy mask Hat +12 Spooky 70 Mox
biomechanical crimborg helmet Hat +5 Hot,
+5 Stench
60 Mox
cold water bottle Hat +10 Cold 65 Mox
double-ice cap Hat +10 Cold 20 Mox
isotophat Hat +10 Stench 35 Mox
hot daub bun Hat +9 Hot 27 Mys
fire Hat +7 Hot
Snow Queen Crown Hat +5 Cold 42 Mox
pottery hat Hat +5 Hot
spooky hockey mask Hat +3 Spooky 35 Mox
filthy knitted dread sack Hat +3 Stench 15 Mox
mullet wig Hat +2 Sleaze 5 Mox
asshat Hat +1 Sleaze
wings of fire Back Item +25 Hot 100 Mys
cod cape Back Item +25 Stench 200 Mox
  • Disappears over rollover
  • Monsters will be more attracted to you
Lavalos's shell Back Item +20 Hot 75 Mys
oil shell Back Item +15 Sleaze TT,
20 Mus
Rain-Doh red wings Back Item +11 Hot Rain-Doh
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat Shirt +15 Prismatic 200 Mus
bod-ice Shirt +25 Sleaze
  • Disappears over rollover
  • +25 to Monster Level
  • +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells
extremely wet T-shirt Shirt +25 Sleaze 85 Mus
  • Moxie +10%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
astral shirt Shirt +3 Prismatic Choice of astral equipment
midriff scrubs Shirt +10 Sleaze 65 Mus
Kashmir sweater Shirt +10 Hot 62 Mus
clownskin harness Shirt +2 Sleaze,
+2 Spooky
15 Mus
wolf whistle Weapon (1H) +100 Sleaze 85 Mox
Frosty's snowball sack Weapon (1H) +50 Cold 200 Mox
pristine walrus tusk Weapon (1H) +50 Cold 60 Mus
  • Muscle +15
hothammer Weapon (1H) +50 Hot 200 Mus
White Dragon Fang Weapon (1H) +9 Prismatic 200 Mus
  • All Attributes +9%
  • Regenerate 9-9 MP per adventure
scratch 'n' sniff sword Weapon (1H)1 only +3X Prismatic Mutually exclusive; convertible
  • +3 Prismatic Damage per dragon sticker attached
  • Three slots for stickers; each sticker lasts for 20 combats
  • Other stickers available with different enchantments
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
grease cannon Weapon (1H) +20 Sleaze,
+20 Hot
35 Mox
  • Sets opponents on fire
stinky cheese sword Weapon (1H) +X Stench stinky cheese form
  • X = stinky cheese charge (capped at 100) / 3; i.e., X is capped at 33
pernicious cudgel Weapon (1H) +30 Sleaze 200 Mus
Frosty's arm Weapon (1H) +30 Cold 200 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +30
diabolical crossbow Weapon (1H) +30 Spooky 200 Mox
lavalarva Weapon (1H) +30 Hot
C.H.U.M. knife Weapon (1H) +30 Stench 175 Mus
club of the five seasons Weapon (1H) +5 Prismatic 60 Mus
rainbow crossbow Weapon (1H) +5 Prismatic 60 Mox
Hand that Rocks the Ladle Weapon (1H) +5 Prismatic
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • Eminently Twistable (PM only)
The Jokester's gun Weapon (1H) +5 Prismatic 50 Mox
unsanitized scalpel Weapon (1H) +25 Sleaze 35 Mus
sealhide whip Weapon (1H) +25 Cold 2 Mus
mannequin leg Weapon (1H) +20 Sleaze SC,
40 Mus
  • Moxie +5
Meteoid ice beam Weapon (1H) +20 Cold 25 Mox
frozen seal spine Weapon (1H) +20 Cold SC,
55 Mus
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP/adv
flaming sword Weapon (1H) +20 Hot 60 Mus
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
Pener's drumstick Weapon (1H) +20 Hot 35 Mus
"honey" dipper Weapon (1H) +20 Stench 60 Mys
infernal toilet brush Weapon (1H) +20 Stench SC,
35 Mus
sewage-clogged pistol Weapon (1H) +20 Stench 35 Mox
obsidian dagger Weapon (1H) +3 Prismatic 10 Mus
blunt icepick Weapon (1H) +15 Cold
spectral axe Weapon (1H) +15 Cold 50 Mus
  • +30 Damage vs. Ghosts
hammerus Weapon (1H) +15 Spooky
Shooting morning star Weapon (1H) +15 Hot
  • Muscle +15%
  • Successful hit weakens opponent
red hot poker Weapon (1H) +15 Hot 67 Mus
beer bong Weapon (1H) +15 Stench 80 Mox
goatskin umbrella Weapon (1H) +15 Stench 75 Mus
happiness Weapon (1H) +12 Hot 67 Mox
Loathing Legion double prism Weapon (1H) +2 Prismatic LLK form
wumpus-hair whip Weapon (1H) +2 Prismatic
dreadlock whip Weapon (1H) +5 Stench,
+5 Sleaze
5 Mus
origami riding crop Weapon (1H) +10 Sleaze
short-handled mop Weapon (1H) +10 Sleaze 67 Mus
  • +10 Stench Damage
regret hose Weapon (1H) +10 Cold 30 Mox
Bonestabber Weapon (1H) +10 Spooky
Spooky Putty ball Weapon (1H) +10 Spooky Foldable form
  • On critical hit, may ricochet up to three times, with each doing additional 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky
breadchucks Weapon (1H) +10 Hot 62 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +10
war tongs Weapon (1H) +10 Hot 75 Mys
anger blaster Weapon (1H) +10 Hot 30 Mox
flaming juggler's balls Weapon (1H) +10 Hot Foldable form
Cerebral Crossbow Weapon (1H) +3 Spooky,
+3 Cold,
+3 Sleaze
30 Mox
demon whip Weapon (1H) +3 Stench,
+3 Hot,
+3 Sleaze
lupine sword Weapon (1H) +9 Spooky 42 Mus
spiked femur Weapon (1H) +6 Spooky 35 Mus
accord ion Weapon (1H) +5 Hot AT,
20 Mox
can of fake snow Weapon (1H) +5 Cold 35 Mox
double-barreled sling Weapon (1H) +5 Sleaze 20 Mox
hippy bongo Weapon (1H) +5 Stench 20 Mox
ice sickle Weapon (1H) +5 Cold Foldable form
potato pistol Weapon (1H) +5 Sleaze 45 Mox
  • Moxie +5
pottery club Weapon (1H) +5 Hot
pottery yo-yo Weapon (1H) +5 Hot
spooky bicycle chain Weapon (1H) +5 Spooky 25 Mus
toy ray gun Weapon (1H) +5 Hot 72 Mox
yohohoyo Weapon (1H) +1 Prismatic 65 Mox
bone rattle Weapon (1H) +4 Spooky
homoerotic frat-paddle Weapon (1H) +4 Sleaze 20 Mus
dishrag Weapon (1H) +3 Stench
flaming crutch Weapon (1H) +3 Hot 15 Mus
Frost™ brand sword Weapon (1H) +3 Cold 20 Mus
flaming cardboard sword Weapon (1H) +3 Hot 20 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +3
  • Muscle +3
trusty torch Weapon (1H) +3 Hot
grease gun Weapon (1H) +3 Sleaze 17 Mox
  • Weapon Damage +3
  • Moxie +3
pestoblade Weapon (1H) +3 Stench 10 Mus
  • Muscle +3
sewer snake Weapon (1H) +3 Stench
cheap plastic bottle opener Weapon (1H) +2 Sleaze
skeleton bone Weapon (1H) +1 Spooky
asparagus knife Weapon (1H) +1 Stench
Dr. Hobo's scalpel Weapon (1H) +1 Stench 2 Mus
  • Weapon Damage +3
17-ball Off-Hand Item +20 Prismatic
deck of lewd playing cards Off-Hand Item +69 Sleaze 22 Mys
Great Wolf's left paw Off-Hand Item +10 Prismatic SC,
250 Mus
tailbone shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +40 Stench 200 Mus
Zombo's shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +30 Spooky TT,
200 Mus
ghast iron heater shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +10 Spooky,
+10 Hot
75 Mus
shadowy seal eye Off-Hand Item +20 Spooky SC,
35 Mus
skull gearshift knob Off-Hand Item +20 Spooky 60 Mus
Abyssal ember Off-Hand Item +20 Hot SC,
35 Mus
Ol' Scratch's stove door Off-Hand Item (Shield) +20 Hot 200 Mus
Oscus's garbage can lid Off-Hand Item (Shield) +20 Stench 200 Mus
steaming evil Off-Hand Item +6 Spooky,
+6 Hot,
+6 Sleaze
75 Mys
  • Essentially a hacked item
C.H.U.M. lantern Off-Hand Item +17 Stench 150 Mus
creepy doll head Off-Hand Item +15 Spooky 35 Mys
dirty rigging rope Off-Hand Item +15 Stench 30 Mus
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head Off-Hand Item +10 Spooky
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll Off-Hand Item +10 Sleaze
Crimbo tree flocker Off-Hand Item +10 Cold
jar of frostigkraut Off-Hand Item +10 Cold 35 Mys
oil lamp Off-Hand Item +5 Sleaze,
+5 Hot
45 Mus
painted shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +2 Prismatic 45 Mus
vampire pellet Off-Hand Item +10 Spooky 35 Mys
snarling wolf shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +9 Spooky 42 Mus
lucky lighter Off-Hand Item +6 Hot 2 Mys
2-ball Off-Hand Item +5 Cold
3-ball Off-Hand Item +5 Spooky
4-ball Off-Hand Item +5 Sleaze
5-ball Off-Hand Item +5 Hot
6-ball Off-Hand Item +5 Stench
A Light that Never Goes Out Off-Hand Item +5 Hot
Grey Guanon Off-Hand Item +5 Stench 15 Mys
misfit dolly Off-Hand Item +5 Spooky
  • Moxie +5
misfit hobby horse Off-Hand Item +5 Stench
  • Muscle +5
misfit teddy bear Off-Hand Item +5 Hot
  • Mysticality +5
pottery shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +5 Hot
skull of the Bonerdagon Off-Hand Item +5 Spooky
flaming talons Off-Hand Item +5 Hot 30 Mys
  • Weapon Damage +5
orcish stud-finder Off-Hand item +5 Sleaze 27 Mys
  • Weapon Damage +5
wad of Crovacite Off-Hand Item +5 Spooky
KoL Con IV Pole Off-Hand Item +4 Hot 10 Mys
clownskin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) +3 Spooky 15 Mus
demon buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) +3 Hot 25 Mus
hot plate Off-Hand Item (Shield) +3 Hot 15 Mus
The Lot's engagement ring Off-Hand Item +3 Stench
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid Off-Hand Item +2 Hot
Microplushie: Gothochondria Off-Hand Item +2 Spooky
Microplushie: Hippylase Off-Hand Item +2 Stench
Microplushie: Sororitrate Off-Hand Item +2 Sleaze
sebaceous shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +1 Stench,
+1 Sleaze
2 Mus
magical ice cubes Off-Hand Item +1 Cold
sewer turtle Off-Hand Item (Shield) +1 Stench
transparent pants Pants +60 Sleaze 200 Mox
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards Pants +50 Sleaze TT,
250 Mus
Warms-Your-Tush Pants +50 Hot DB,
250 Mox
zombie mariachi pants Pants +50 Stench AT,
250 Mox
BRAINS shorts Pants +40 Sleaze 200 Mox
Daisy's unclean bloomers Pants +30 Stench 30 Mox
Danglin' Chad's loincloth Pants +25 Sleaze 75 Mox
  • Moxie -10
poodle skirt Pants +25 Hot 200 Mox
boneana hammock Pants +20 Sleaze 45 Mox
fire hose Pants +20 Hot 60 Mox
floral-print skirt Pants +20 Stench 60 Mox
ghast iron codpiece Pants +10 Hot,
+10 Spooky
70 Mox
porcelain plus-fours Pants +4 Prismatic 40 Mox
  • All Attributes +4
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • +4% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Damage Reduction: 4
  • +4 to Familiar Weight
  • Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
pair of plants Pants +3 Prismatic 15 Mox
  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
biomechanical crimborg leg armor Pants +5 Stench,
+5 Hot
60 Mox
liar's pants Pants +10 Hot Foldable form
  • All Attributes +5
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
pygmy briefs Pants +5 Sleaze,
+5 Stench
67 Mox
stylish swimsuit Pants +10 Sleaze 5 Mus
  • Moxie +5
  • Only male characters receive the bonus damage
Three Mile Island shorts Pants +10 Stench 35 Mox
Whoompa Fur Pants Pants +10 Stench 40 Mox
hot daub stand Pants +9 Hot 27 Mox
furry kilt Pants +5 Sleaze 60 Mox
furry pants Pants +5 Sleaze 60 Mox
furry skirt Pants +5 Sleaze 60 Mox
giant discarded torn-up glove Pants +5 Stench 62 Mox
  • Moxie -10
pottery training pants Pants +5 Hot
  • All Attributes +3
ninja hot pants Pants +4 Hot 20 Mox
bloody clown pants Pants +3 Spooky 10 Mox
rainbow pearl ring Accessory1 only +40 Prismatic 200 Mys
  • A very rare item
  • All Attributes +15
old ball and chain Accessory1 only +100 Cold 200 Mys
warm fur Accessory +60 Hot 200 Mys
malevolent medallion Accessory1 only +10 Prismatic 150 Mys
  • Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes)
  • Regenerate 10-30 HP per adventure
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime Accessory1 only +50 Spooky 35 Mys
Ice-Cold Beer Ring Accessory1 only +40 Cold 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Ring Accessory1 only +40 Sleaze 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
Ring of Fire Accessory1 only +40 Hot 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
Ring of the Sewer Snake Accessory1 only +40 Stench 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
The Ring Accessory1 only +40 Spooky 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
amber aviator shades Accessory1 only +30 Sleaze 85 Mys
  • Mysticality +5%
  • Moxie +5%
red-hot medallion Accessory1 only +30 Hot
Gaze of the Volcano God Intrinsic
(acc.1 only-tied)
+25 Hot JMM, tuned
  • Weapon Damage +50%
  • Obtained when using a Muscle-class skill with an untuned Juju Mojo Mask equipped (and retained only as long as the JMM remains equipped)
  • +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  • Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
stinky fannypack Accessory +25 Stench 85 Mys
  • +25 Damage to Stench Spells
  • +40% Item Drops while on Vacation
  • (in any Elemental Airport area)
Chester's moustache Accessory1 only +20 Sleaze DB,
200 Mox
  • +20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
  • Disco Bandit Combat Skills Weaken enemies by an additional +50%
Chester's sunglasses Accessory1 only +20 Sleaze 200 Mox
Jefferson wings Accessory +20 Sleaze 65 Mys
Sketcherz™ Accessory +20 Sleaze 60 Mys
slicksilver ring Accessory1 only +20 Sleaze 10 Mys
tiny plastic Lord Flameface Accessory1 only +20 Hot
wicksilver ring Accessory1 only +20 Hot 10 Mys
bejeweled cufflinks Accessory1 only +3 Prismatic 45 Mys
dethklok Accessory +15 Spooky
glacial clock Accessory +15 Cold
Iiti Kitty phone charm Accessory1 only +15 Spooky 67 Mys
red masque Accessory1 only +15 Spooky 65 Mys
Gaia beads Accessory +10 Stench 72 Mys
kick-ass kicks Accessory1 only +10 Sleaze 65 Mys
  • Moxie +3
sweat socks Accessory +5 Sleaze,
+5 Stench
Radio KoL Coffee Mug Accessory1 only +10 Hot
skeleton skis Accessory1 only +5 Cold,
+5 Spooky
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet Accessory1 only +10 Stench 60 Mys
tiny plastic protector spectre Accessory +10 Spooky 10 Mys
ghost of a necklace Accessory +8 Sleaze 15 Mys
  • +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Lockenstock™ sandals Accessory1 only +7 Stench 65 Mys
  • Mysticality +7
snow belly Accessory1 only +6 Cold 10 Mys
imp unity ring Accessory +5 Hot 15 Mys
shamanic beads Accessory +1 Prismatic 47 Mys
spooky glove Accessory +5 Spooky 15 Mys
stolen necklace Accessory +5 Spooky 30 Mys
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning Accessory +1 Prismatic
tiny plastic Beelzebozo Accessory +5 Sleaze
tiny plastic conservationist hippy Accessory +5 Stench
tiny plastic Crimbomination Accessory +1 Prismatic
tiny plastic fax machine Accessory +2 Prismatic
tiny plastic Felonia Accessory +5 Spooky
tiny plastic spiderbugbear Accessory +5 Spooky
enchanted handwarmer Accessory1 only +4 Hot 15 Mys
dirty hobo gloves Accessory1 only +2 Stench
disembodied smile Accessory1 only +2 Spooky
reinforced furry underpants Accessory +2 Sleaze
  • Mysticality +2
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree Accessory +2 Hot
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer Accessory +1 Sleaze
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory Accessory +1 Hot
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer Accessory +1 Cold
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer Accessory +1 Stench
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer Accessory +1 Spooky
Bonus Elemental Damage from Effects
Effect Elem.
Bonus
Other Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Force of Mayo Be With You X Sleaze +2 Res All
X = blood-mayo level
The Mayo Clinic (daily boon) 20 turns Use of boon
(limit: 1x/day)
(Blood-mayo level only resets on ascension)
Mayonex (potion pre-game) Special 1000 meat Instead of giving Y adventures, the next food you eat will give +Y blood-mayo level and +Y turns of effect
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion) 5 turns Given out on Cinco de Mayo IV
Cinco Elementos X Prismatic X = turns of effect, capped at 2500 Cinco Mayo Lager (3-drunk booze) 5 turns Given out on Cinco de Mayo II
You're Back... 300 Spooky +25 Muscle
-10 Moxie
-25% Max HP
Losing a fight with First-aid pouch (accessory) equipped 10 turns Loss of accessory
Boschface 25 Prismatic Elizabeth's paintbrush (potion) 25 turns One of the rewards for doing Elizabeth Spookyraven's Lights Out Quest
Why So Serious? 25 Prismatic +25 to elemental Spells Jokester makeup (potion) 25 turns Reward for completing Batfellow having defeated The Jokester
In a Lather 20 Prismatic +50% Weapon Damage
+20 Weapon Damage
+20 Ranged Damage
+50% Spell Damage
+40 Spell Damage
+40 to elemental Spells
Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 25 turns VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked);
500 meat,
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day)
Eyes All Black 100 Spooky +100 to Spooky Spells delicious candy (potion) 15 turns Dropped by creepy little girl in Secret Government Laboratory
You Can Taste the Darkness 100 Spooky +9 Spooky Res The Cooler Out of Space (2-drunk booze) 30 turns Level 12 Boss drop from the (now inaccessible) Haunted Sorority House
Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover 100 Sleaze Village: EstateFamily Plot → "Read some tombstones" 100 turns Level 15,
1 turn,
use of that checkpoint in that dungeon instance
Dreadsylvanian outcomes available from various penciled checkpoints
Staying Frosty 100 Cold Castle: Great HallKitchen → "Hang out in the freezer"
Bored Stiff 100 Spooky Forest: CabinBasement → "Read diary"
Dragged Through the Coals 100 Hot Forest: BurrowsTowards heat → "Play in the fire"
Sewer-Drenched 100 Stench Village: Skid RowSewers → "Slosh in the muck"
Cholestoriffic X (↓) Sleaze +X (↓) to Sleaze Spells X fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os (potion) 1 turn each Hobopolis side bosses' Halloween candies;
Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 100
Tundra Mouth X (↓) Cold +X (↓) to Cold Spells X frostbite-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Scariberi X (↓) Spooky +X (↓) to Spooky Spells X strawberry-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Fire Down Below X (↓) Hot +X (↓) to Hot Spells X sterno-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Refuse Reflux X (↓) Stench +X (↓) to Stench Spells X garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Demonicity 80 Spooky +80 to Spooky Spells
+40 to ML
demon makeup kit (potion) 40 turns Dropped by Geve Smimmons in the SMOOCH Army HQ's back room
Cold, Dead Hands 40 Cold,
40 Spooky
graveyard snowglobe (potion) 20 turns Clip Art summons
Rainbow Bright 15 Prismatic +30% All Attributes
+5 Pris Res
prismatic wad (3-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 7 Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Benetton's Medley of Diversity (AT Buff) 15 Prismatic Benetton's Medley of Diversity (skill) Accordion-based AT (caster),
Level 15 (recipient);
50 MP (caster),
AT song slot
Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Frosty)
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity (potion) 20 turns AT song slot
Deadly Lampblade 75 Spooky Poisons opponent on hit deadly lampshade (potion) 20 turns Purchasable (for 5 hobo nickels) in Hobopolis spooky zone semi-rare
Drenched With Filth 75 Stench concentrated garbage juice (potion) 20 turns Purchasable (for 5 hobo nickels) in Hobopolis stench zone semi-rare
Belch the Rainbow™ X Prismatic X = your level Piddles (potion) 10 turns Occasionally dropped by Stocking Mimic with its equipment
Song of the North 50 Cold +100% Weapon Damage Song of the North (Dreads song) 10 turns 100 MP,
Dreads song slot
Dreadsylvania SC/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Song of Sauce 50 Hot +50 to Hot Spells
+100% Spell Damage
Song of Sauce (Dreads song) Dreadsylvania Sa/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Cold as Ice 50 Cold +50 to Cold Spells
+5 Hot Res
liquid ice (potion) 50 turns Heavy Rains Dropped by Gurgle (path-specific Groar replacement)
Abyssal Blood 50 Hot +100% Weapon Damage
Regen 40-50 HP/adv
boiling seal blood (potion) 20 turns Dropped by official seal (from the SC revamp world event)
Gutterminded 50 Sleaze Buttery Knob (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Slippery Knob (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Flaming Knob (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Void Between the Stars 50 Cold Great Older Fashioned (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Fuzzy Tentacle (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Crazymaker (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Creepypasted 50 Spooky Drac & Tan (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Undead by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Transylvania Sling (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Shot of the Living Dead (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Heart Aflame 50 Hot Suffering Sinner (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Demons by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Suppurating Sinner (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Sizzling Sinner (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
In the Slimelight 50 Stench Slimosa (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Slimes by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Extra-slimy Slimosa (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Slimebite (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Painted-On Bikini 50 Sleaze +50 to Sleaze Spells
+5 Hot/Stench Res
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" (potion) 50 turns Gift items in the Elemental International Airport Duty Free Shop
Coldfinger 50 Cold +50 to Cold Spells
+5 Stench/Sleaze Res
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring (potion)
Conspiratory Eyes 50 Spooky +50 to Spooky Spells
+5 Sleaze/Cold Res
Conspiracy™ mascara (potion)
Yeah, It's Just Gasoline 50 Hot +50 to Hot Spells
+5 Cold/Spooky Res
That 70s Cologne (potion)
Stogied 50 Stench +50 to Stench Spells
+5 Spooky/Hot Res
Puffstone cigar (potion)
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife 50 Sleaze bag of lard (potion) 10 turns Semi-rare (in-run) Whitey's Grove semi-rare
Permafrosty 50 Cold freezerburned ice cube (potion) The Haunted Kitchen semirare
Bloody Bloody Bloody! 50 Spooky fake blood (potion) The Spooky Forest semirare
Flamingly Floral 50 Hot fire flower (potion) 8-Bit Realm semi-rare
Chauve-Souris Merde Fou 50 Stench Eau de Guaneau (potion) Guano Junction semi-rare
Warm Belly 3X Hot Increases by 10 the number of turns of Fishy granted by sushi and fish meats bottle of Pete's Sake (3-drunk booze) 1 turn Level 2 Distilled from bottle of sake ( = white rice + fermenting powder)
citrus-infused sake (4-drunk booze) Level 7 bottle of Pete's Sake + sea tangelo
melon-infused sake (4-drunk booze) bottle of Pete's Sake + sea honeydew
berry-infused sake (4-drunk booze) bottle of Pete's Sake + sea lychee
Cool, Catlike 40 Cold +30 Moxie cool cat elixir (potion) 20 turns Clip Art summons
The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight 40 Spooky bottle of Evermore (3-drunk booze) 30 turns Level 5 Sometimes drops at The Red Zeppelin if the zeppelin is on fire
Orcmouth 40 Sleaze +40 to Sleaze Spells Mysterious Island iced tea (1-drunk drink) 40 turns Level 3,
Robortender (in-run) vs the corresponding phylum
(Orc mixer + tequila) + soda water
Drive-By Shot 40 Cold +40 to Cold Spells drive-by shooting (1-drunk drink) (Penguin mixer + wine) + grapefruit
The Effect Man Was Not Meant to Have 40 Spooky +40 to Spooky Spells R'lyeh (1-drunk drink) (Horror mixer + whiskey) + strawberry
It Is So Hot In Your Guts, So So Hot 40 Hot +40 to Hot Spells reverse Tantalus (1-drunk drink) (Demon mixer + rum) + orange
Hell ib a Hambasked 40 Stench +40 to Stench Spells hell in a bucket (1-drunk drink) (Hippy mixer + rum) + soda water
Blood-Gorged 40 Sleaze +40 to Sleaze Spells vial of blood simple syrup (potion) 20 turns Dreadful Vampire Suit Halloween candy
Bone-Chilling 40 Cold +40 to Cold Spells bone bons (potion) Dreadful Skeleton Suit Halloween candy
Hood Ridin' 40 Hot +40 to Hot Spells little red jam (potion) Dreadful Werewolf Suit Halloween candy
Banono 40 Stench +40 to Stench Spells 8-bit banana (potion) Dreadful Ghost Suit Halloween candy
Spooky Blur 30 Spooky +30 to Spooky Spells
+20% Initiative
Whenchamacallit bar (potion) Dreadful Zombie Suit Halloween candy
Hangdog 30 Sleaze +3 Hot/Stench Res
+20% Initiative
wet dog (3-fullness food) 30 turns 25 sleaze wads VIP Hot Dog Stand access required; item costs may essentially be paid by others (preemptively)
Chill Out, Dog 30 Cold +3 Stench/Sleaze Res
+10 ML
chilly dog (3-fullness food) 25 cold wads
Scaredy Dog 30 Spooky +3 Sleaze/Cold Res
-5% CF
ghost dog (3-fullness food) 25 spooky wads
Devil Inside 30 Hot +3 Cold/Spooky Res
(food also gives PvP fights)
devil dog (3-fullness food) 25 hot wads
Dog Breath 30 Stench +3 Spooky/Hot Res
+5% CF
junkyard dog (3-fullness food) 25 stench wads
Improprie Tea 30 Sleaze cuppa Improprie tea (potion) 30 turns potted tea tree (in-run) Created by potted tea tree, either explicitly (1x/day) or randomly (3x/day)
Yet Tea 30 Cold cuppa Yet tea (potion)
Boo Tea 30 Spooky cuppa Boo tea (potion)
Flamibili Tea 30 Hot cuppa Flamibili tea (potion)
Nas Tea 30 Stench cuppa Nas tea (potion)
Burning Hands 33 Hot +33 to Hot Spells
+3 Cold Res
(previously analogous to Frozen Hands, but later changed and repurposed)
sticky lava globs (potion) 20 turns Dropped by lava golem in the LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
The Two-Prong Crown 30 Sleaze Green Manalishi (3-drunk booze) 30 turns Level 4 Dropped by fleet woodsman
Demonic Taint 30 Stench Summoning Chamber 30 turns Stankmaster demon name learned in The Haunted Bathroom
Litterboxing 30 Stench +15% Items potion of the litterbox (potion) 20 turns Clip Art summons
Some Cheese with Your Wine 30 Stench +30 to Stench Spells Fromage Pinotage (1-drunk booze) 20 turns Level 3 Clip Art summons
A Little Bit Frightening 3X Spooky X = current level Kung Fu Hustler (skill) 40 turns Unarmed Acquired after 20 unarmed fights
Kiss of the Black Fairy 2X Spooky X = current drunkenness dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (2-drunk drink) 40 turns Dropped by enemies in The Haunted Wine Cellar
Colorful Gratitude 5 Prismatic cigar box turtle (potion) 15 turns Obtained from Turtle Taming in high-level locations
Altered Wavelengths 5 Prismatic papier-mochi (potion) 40 turns Created from 2 papier-mâché globs (cooked from Rad Lib + soda water)
damage.enh 5 Prismatic Source Terminal enhancement (1-3x-daily boon) 25-100 turns damage.enh installed;
choice of enhancement
(limit: 3x/day)
Daily limit and effect duration start at 1x/day for 25 turns, and can be raised to 3x/day for 100 turns with various chips
Corona de la Salsa 5 Prismatic Mini-Sauceror (familiar) 10 turns Sa,
Level 15
Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Elemental Mastery 5 Prismatic Firewater (2-drunk booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Elementals by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
Earth and Firewater (2-drunk booze) 10 turns Level 4
Earth, Wind and Firewater (2-drunk booze) 15 turns Level 8
Elemental Flavor 5 Prismatic elemental paste (4-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 4,
Stomping Boots (in-run)
Stomping on elemental-type monsters
Shortened 25 Sleaze +50 to Sleaze Spells
+2 Sleaze Res
barrel cracker (1-full food) 40 turns Level 4 Sometimes found in disintegrating barrels (granted by the Barrel god in hard zones)
Bonelording 25 Spooky +25% All Attributes Lazybones™ recliner (bed / once-daily boon) 20 turns dwelling with Lazybones™ recliner; 1 rest,
use of rest boon (limit: 1x/day)
Crafted from 13 skeletons
Halloweeny 25 Spooky Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin (potion) 10 turns Dreadful Pajamas Halloween candy
Fire Inside 25 Hot hot coal (potion) 15 turns Dropped by coaltergeist in The Haunted Boiler Room
Kissed By Fire 25 Hot 25 to Hot Spells
+25 Max HP
Hersey™ SMOOCH 20 turns SMOOCH Army Uniform Halloween candy
Lapdog 25 Stench +20 ML
+30% Initiative
Clan Swimming Pool (daily boon) 50 turns VIP Swimming Pool access,
choice of pool activity (limit: 1x/day)
Lubed 25 Sleaze +10% Moxie seal lube (potion) 10 turns SC to find the figurine for, and defeat, the Infernal Seal Figurine found in Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
Cold Hard Skin 25 Cold +200 Max HP frost-rimed seal hide (potion) Figurine found in The Goatlet
Scrappy, Shadowy 25 Spooky +15 DR scrap of shadow (potion) Figurine found in The VERY Unquiet Garves
Sizzling with Fury 25 Hot +60% Initiative sizzling seal fat (potion) Figurine found in Pandamonium Slums
Grulched 25 Stench +20 ML fustulent seal grulch (potion) Figurine found in the Hippy Camp (both pre- and post-War)
Puddingface 20 Sleaze amok pudding (2-full food) 20 turns Level 4 Dropped by amok putty in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Aykrophobia 20 Spooky +25% Items
+15 ML
crystal skeleton vodka (3-drunk booze) 20 turns Level 3 Crafted from 5 skeletons
Lit Up 20 Hot +20 to Hot Spells bottle of lighter fluid (potion) 10 turns Occasionally dropped after combat by Galloping Grill
Big Flaming Whip 20 Hot +5 DR Summoning Chamber 30 turns Duke of the Underworld demon name learned in Pandamonium Slums
Slippery Tongue 20 Sleaze +20 to Sleaze Spells extremely slippery nipple (1-drunk drink) 40 turns Robortender (in-run) vs the corresponding phylum Orc mixer + tequila
You Drank Fish Wine 20 Cold +20 to Cold Spells piscatini (1-drunk drink) Penguin mixer + wine
Creepin' Up on You 20 Spooky +20 to Spooky Spells great old fashioned (1-drunk drink) Horror mixer + whiskey
Flambé-a-thon 20 Hot +20 to Hot Spells Phlegethon (1-drunk drink) Demon mixer + rum
Granolarrrgh 20 Stench +20 to Stench Spells morning dew (1-drunk drink) Hippy mixer + rum
Human-Slime Hybrid 20 Sleaze +20 to Sleaze Spells Gene Tonic: Slime (potion) 30 turns,
or intrinsic
DNA extraction syringe, filled vs monster of the appropriate phylum, can create 3 Gene Tonic potions/day, or set your intrinsic hybridization
Human-Plant Hybrid 20 Cold +20 to Cold Spells Gene Tonic: Plant (potion)
Human-Undead Hybrid 20 Spooky +20 to Spooky Spells Gene Tonic: Undead (potion)
Human-Demon Hybrid 20 Hot +20 to Hot Spells Gene Tonic: Demon (potion)
Human-Hobo Hybrid 20 Stench +20 to Stench Spells Gene Tonic: Hobo (potion)
Inappropriate Spirit 20 Sleaze +20 to Sleaze Spells Steam-Powered Cheerleader (familiar) 1 turn Sometimes granted by familiar at beginning of combat
Cool Spirit 20 Cold +20 to Cold Spells
Fiery Spirit 20 Hot +20 to Hot Spells
Greased 20 Sleaze Take 1-3 sleaze dmg/round The Hole in the Sky (adventure) 10 turns Bad Moon;
1x adv
Hyperbolic Hypothermia 20 Cold Take 1-3 cold dmg/round The Icy Peak (adventure)
Slimed 20 Spooky Take 1-3 spooky dmg/round The Haunted Ballroom (adventure)
Solar Flair 20 Hot Take 1-3 hot dmg/round An Oasis (adventure)
Tar-Struck 20 Stench Take 1-3 stench dmg/round The Black Forest (adventure)
Your Favorite Flavor 3 Prismatic mystery lollipop (potion) 5 turns Psychic Enpsemble Halloween candy
Takin' It Greasy 15 Sleaze Allows use of the combat skill Unleash the Greash Grease Up (skill) 10 turns 15 MP Skillbook (tradeable) sold on Spring Break Beach for 300 Beach Bucks
Frostbeard 15 Cold Beardfreeze (skill) Skillbook (tradeable) sold at Wal-Mart for 150 gift certificates
Intimidating Mien 15 Spooky Allows use of the combat skill Thousand-Yard Stare Intimidating Mien (skill) Skillbook (tradeable) sold at The Armory for 300 Coinspiracy
Pyromania 15 Hot Pyromania (skill) Skillbook (tradeable) sold at Disco GiftCo for 10 Volcoino
Rotten Memories 15 Stench Rotten Memories (skill) Skillbook (tradeable) dropped by Wart Dinsey
Yoloswagyoloswag 15 Sleaze Sleaze|Spells}
+15 ML
Yolo™ chocolates (potion) 5 turns Brogre Brouture Halloween candy
Greasy Peasy 15 Sleaze robot grease (potion) 30 turns Dropped by robots in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Slightly Mutated 15 Spooky +15 Mysticality mutated candy lump (potion) 20 turns Mutant Parts Apparel Halloween candy
Your Fifteen Minutes 15 Hot +15 to Hot Spells
+15% Initiative
Fifteen Minutes of Flame (skill) 15 turns 50 MP Skillbook (tradeable) sold in a Gingerbread City adventure for 1000 sprinkles
Musky 15 Stench More effective at scaring off zeppelin protesters lynyrd musk (potion) 30 turns Dropped by lynyrd skinner
Fishbreath 15 Stench Makes Briniest fish flip out bazookafish bubble gum (potion) 5 turns Dropped by urchin urchin or bazookafish
Fustulent 15 Stench +15 to Stench Spells lesser grodulated violet (potion) 10 turns Mayflower bouquet drop
Dirge of Dreadfulness (AT Buff) 12 Spooky Dirge of Dreadfulness (skill) Accordion-based 9 MP,
AT song slot
AT Spookyraven skill
Cinnamouth 11 Hot Atomic Pop (potion) 10 turns Sucker Samurai Suit Halloween candy
Frozen Hands 11 Cold Overloading Stream of Sauce, previously (obsolete mechanic) No longer naturally acquirable
Eye of the Giger X Spooky X = your level SongBoom™ BoomBox (passive / boon) Always BoomBox song slot BoomBox song may be changed 11x/day
All Glory To the Toad 2 Prismatic colorful toad (potion) 10 turns Dropped by pygmy shaman
Tasting the Rainbow 2 Prismatic rainbow jellybean (potion) 5 turns Genie Garments Halloween candy
Voting Booth local initiatives 10 Element Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes All day Voting Booth access Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Frio Como Helado 10 Cold Mini-Accordion Thief (familiar) 10 turns SC Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Wintry Breath 10 Cold double-ice gum 10 turns Cold Comforts Halloween candy
Icy Glare 10 Cold +10 to Cold Spells Icy Glare (skill) 10 turns 10 MP,
Face slot
Snarl of the Timberwolf 10 Spooky Snarl of the Timberwolf (skill) 10 turns 10 MP,
Face slot
SC (or AoB) Spookyraven skill
Spirit Bubble 10 Spooky +10 to Spooky Spells
+10 DR
spirit gum (potion) 10 turns Dropped by Spirit World monsters during the TT revamp world event
Candied Skeleton 10 Spooky -10 Weapon Damage candy skeleton (potion) 10 turns Thousandth Birthday Suit Halloween candy
Juiced and Jacked 10 Spooky +20% Items
+10 ML
Changes your avatar
pumpkin juice (potion) 10 turns Using 1 pumpkin creates 3 potions
Ginormous Pumpkin (once-daily boon) 10 turns ginormous pumpkin;
1 rest,
use of rest boon (limit: 1x/day)
Pumpkin Patch yield after 11 days of growth
Chain Chain Chains 10 Spooky Everlasting Deckswabber (potion) 10 turns Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Halloween candy; also gives 10 turns of Sugar Rush
Blessing of Charcoatl 10 Hot +10 to Hot Spells Overgrown Shrine (SE) (adventure (free?)) 20 turns Hidden City access,
lianas cleared;
5-ball
Obtained by sacrificing a 5-ball at the SE altar
Stands Alone 10 Stench holiday cheese log (3-full food) 20 turns Untradeable food untinkerable from (tradeable) holiday log (Crimbo 2010 content)
Supafly 10 Sleaze +2 Sleaze Res
+15%/+15%/+30% Attr
sleaze wad (1-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 6 Pulverizing equipment with power 140+, combining nuggets of one element, or cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (HotColdSpookyStenchSleazeHot)
Cold Blooded 10 Cold +2 Cold Res
+30%/+20%/+15% Attr
cold wad (1-spleen spline)
Spooky Demeanor 10 Spooky +2 Spooky Res
+10%/+30%/+20% Attr
spooky wad (1-spleen spline)
Hot Blooded 10 Hot +2 Hot Res
+30%/+10%/+20% Attr
hot wad (1-spleen spline)
Stenchtastic 10 Stench +2 Stench Res
+20%/+30%/+10% Attr
stench wad (1-spleen spline)
Sleazy Hands 10 Sleaze +20 to Sleaze Spells
+2 Hot/Stench Res
lotion of sleaziness (potion) Sauciness-based
(but 5 more than other reagent potions)
sleaze powder + scrumptious reagent
Cold Hands 10 Cold +20 to Cold Spells
+2 Stench/Sleaze Res
lotion of coldness (potion) cold powder + scrumptious reagent
Spooky Hands 10 Spooky +20 to Spooky Spells
+2 Sleaze/Cold Res
lotion of spookiness (potion) spooky powder + scrumptious reagent
Hot Hands 10 Hot +20 to Hot Spells
+2 Cold/Spooky Res
lotion of hotness (potion) hot powder + scrumptious reagent
Stinky Hands 10 Stench +20 to Stench Spells
+2 Spooky/Hot Res
lotion of stench (potion) stench powder + scrumptious reagent
Slimy Flavor 10 Sleaze +2 Sleaze Resistance slimy paste (4-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 4,
Stomping Boots (in-run)
Stomping on slime-type monsters
Penguinny Flavor 10 Cold +2 Cold Resistance penguin paste (4-spleen spline) Stomping on penguin-type monsters
Spooky Flavor 10 Spooky +2 Spooky Resistance ectoplasmic paste (4-spleen spline) Stomping on undead-type monsters
Hobo Flavor 10 Stench +2 Stench Resistance hobo paste (4-spleen spline) Stomping on hobo-type monsters
Demonic Flavor 10 Hot +2 Hot Resistance demonic paste (4-spleen spline) Stomping on demon-type monsters
lava cake (4-full food) 60 turns Level 6 gooey lava globs + wad of dough
Basted 10 Sleaze -2 DR The Deep Fat Friars' Gate (adventure) 10 turns Bad Moon;
1x adv
Frostbitten 10 Cold The Goatlet (adventure)
Freaked Out 10 Spooky The Haunted Library (adventure)
Burning Heart 10 Hot The Haunted Kitchen (adventure)
Guanified 10 Stench Guano Junction (adventure)
Frosty the Hitman 0-2 Cold,
0-2 Hot,
0-2 Sleaze,
0-2 Spooky,
0-2 Stench
disintegrating sheet music (potion) 10 turns Occasionally dropped after combat by Ancient Yuletide Troll
Amorous 5 Sleaze +5 Moxie Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (potion) 10 turns Tapered Threads Halloween candy; also gives 10 turns of Sugar Rush
roofie (potion) 10 turns Dropped by Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover); also gives 10 turns of Confused
Crudé 5 Sleaze crude crudités (potion) 10 turns Oil Rig Halloween candy
Chilblains of the Corn 5 Spooky children of the candy corn (potion) 3 turns Grimy Reaper's Vestments Halloween candy; also gives 5 turns of Sugar Rush
Heart of Orange 5 Hot +5 to Hot Spells
+3 All Attributes
Regen 5-6 HP & MP / adv
orange candy heart (potion) 10 turns
Sleazy Jellied 5 Sleaze +3 Moxie Stats/Fight
+30% Moxie
sleaze jelly (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Space Jellyfish (in-run) to extract jellies (which may then be cooked with toast) Next NPC purchase costs 10% less
toast with sleaze jelly (1-full food) 25 turns
Cold Jellied 5 Cold +3 Mysticality Stats/Fight
+30% Mysticality
cold jelly (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Next drink produces 1 basic booze for each point of its potency
toast with cold jelly (1-full food) 25 turns
Spooky Jellied 5 Spooky +5 Stats/Fight
+10% All Attributes
spooky jelly (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Next defeated enemy drops all items
toast with spooky jelly (1-full food) 25 turns
Hot Jellied 5 Hot +3 Muscle Stats/Fight
+30% Muscle
hot jelly (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Gain 1 use of the skill Breathe Out
toast with hot jelly (1-full food) 25 turns
Stench Jellied 5 Stench +30% Items
+10% All Attributes
stench jelly (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Sets Combat Frequency to 0% until your next non-combat
toast with stench jelly (1-full food) 25 turns
Ooh, Umami! 5 Sleaze Magic Tongue (effect),
via magicberry tablets (potion)
10 turns (flavor) per 1 turn (tongue) Consuming food/booze causes Magic Tongue to decrement (by 1) and gains you 10 turns of the appropriate flavor effect
Ooh, Salty! 5 Cold
Ooh, Bitter! 5 Spooky
Ooh, Sweet! 5 Hot
Ooh, Sour! 5 Stench
Disco Inferno 3 Hot +5 Moxie Disco Combo (obsolete)
Sleazy Weapon 3 Sleaze sleaze nuggets (potion) 5 turns Pulverizing equipment with power 80-175, or combining powders of one element
Frigid Weapon 3 Cold cold nuggets (potion)
Spooky Weapon 3 Spooky spooky nuggets (potion)
Flaming Weapon 3 Hot hot nuggets (potion)
Stinky Weapon 3 Stench stench nuggets (potion)

Limited Use Bonus Damage

The following modifiers work against a limited subset of opponent types.

Limited Use Bonus Damage from Equipment
Source Source
Type
Bonus
Weapon
Damage
Bonus
Elemental
Damage
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword Weapon (2H) +50%/+100% Always 2 slots 100 Mus
  • +100% Damage vs. Skeletons
  • +50% Damage vs. Zombies
  • +50% Damage vs. Vampires
  • +50% Damage vs. Werewolves
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • +50% Damage vs. Bugbears
hobo stogie Accessory +100% Always Slot 200 Mys
  • Bonus damage against Hobos only.
Mer-kin finpaddle Weapon (1H) +100% Always Slot 85 Mus
  • Bonus against Mer-kin only
slime-covered shovel Weapon (2H) +100% Always 2 slots 200 Mus
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Effect 50 50 turns
slime-covered club Weapon (1H) 50 Always Slot 200 Mus
slime-covered necklace Accessory 50 Always Slot 200 Mys
slime-covered speargun Weapon (1H) 50 Always Slot 200 Mox
Bonestabber Weapon (1H) +30% Always Slot
spectral axe Weapon (1H) 30 Always Slot 50 Mus
debonair deboner Weapon (1H) +25% Always Slot 30 Mus
  • Bonus against Skeletons only
  • Moxie +10
hawk Weapon (1H) +22% Always Slot 40 Mus
charming flute Weapon (2H) 20 Always 2 slots 70 Mox
  • Bonus damage against Snakes only.
  • Moxie +8
Claybender glasses Accessory 15 Always Slot 35 Mys
goblin hunting spear Weapon (2H) 15 Always 2 slots 25 Mus
orc wrist Accessory 15 Always Slot 32 Mys
  • Bonus damage against Orcs only.
quantum disintegrator pistol Weapon (1H) 15 Always Slot 22 Mox
  • Bonus damage against Bugbears only.
Cat-Herding Prod Accessory 10 Always Slot
  • Bonus damage against Lions only.
  • All Attributes +15
  • A custom item given to Cassandra7
giant motorcycle boots Accessory 10 Always Slot 45 Mus
  • Bonus damage against Ghosts only.
  • Muscle +5
  • May not equip more than one
safarrri hat Hat 10 Always Slot 30 Mox
  • Bonus damage against Lions only.
  • HP +15

Damage Penalties

Damage Penalties
Item Slot(s)  %
Bonus
Abs.
Bonus
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
warbear heated ushanka Hat -25% Equipped 110 Mus
balloon sword Weapon (1H) -2 Equipped 10 Mus
costume sword Weapon (1H) -10 Equipped
ghostly dagger Weapon (1H) -10 Equipped 40 Mus
fake hand Off-Hand Item -1 Equipped
  • Gives extra off-hand equipment slot
warbear electric long johns Pants -25% Equipped 110 Mox
warbear electric warscarf Accessory1 only -25% Equipped 110 Mys
heat-resistant gloves Accessory1 only -50% Equipped 35 Mox
  • Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
  • 2x chance of Fumble
training belt Accessory1 only -50% Equipped 10 Mus
  • +25 to Monster Level
  • Muscle +25%
Drunkula's ring of haze Accessory1 only -100% Equipped 100 Mys
  • Maximum HP -200
  • Maximum MP +300
  • The first attack against you will always miss
Lust Passive Skill -5 Ascension Bad Moon
Voting Booth local initiative Pseudo-effect -50% All day Voting Booth access,
local initiative choice
  • Possible local initiative option
Corroded Weapon Effect -5 5 turns
Midgetized Effect -8 10 turns Bad Moon,
1x adv
Synthesized Effect -8 10 turns Bad Moon,
1x adv


[FAMILIAR WEIGHT]


Familiar Weight is the measure of a familiar's experience level and is expressed in pounds. Generally, a familiar with a higher weight is more effective.

In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169, 196, 225, 256, 289, 324, 361, and 400 experience.

There are a few familiars that make all of those rules generalizations. The Inflatable Dodecapede is most effective at lighter weights. The Stocking Mimic gains weight only from consuming candies, or from combats with a particular familiar item equipped, and has a maximum of 100 pounds. The Homemade Robot gains no weight from combats, only from parts added, and also has a maximum of 100 pounds.

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot Bonus Other
Enchantments
Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
giant yellow hat Hat +1 +10 Fam Damage
Regen 4-8 HP & MP/adv
47 Mox Dropped by lab monkey in The Secret Government Laboratory
gnawed-up dog bone Weap (1H) +1 +5 Fam Weight 20 Mus Dropped (rarely) by skeletal cat in The Haunted Conservatory (and unlocks ghost dog @ Hot Dog Stand)
chalk chain Accessory1 only +1 +2 Mus Stats/Fight
Weakens enemies who hit you
2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc) +1 TT,
60 Mus
Nemesis Quest outfit; weapon is a quest item
moveable feast Fam equip +1 +5 Fam Weight
Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat
tiny fly glasses Fam equip +1 Content from antique record album (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
flaming familiar doppelgänger Fam Equip +1-2 +5 ML Form of hot foldable
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt +1 +5 Fam Weight
+10 Fam Damage
TT,
250 Mus
Outfit piece drop from skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania's Castle
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip +3 Only 1/8 likelihood

Bonuses From Effects

Effect Bonus Other
Enchantments
Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Blue Swayed +10 (↓) +5 (↓) Fam Weight pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns Libram of Pulled Taffy (in-run) 5x taffy needed to max bonus;
ticks down every 5 turns (10 turns for the weight bonus)
Warm Shoulders +5 +5 Fam Weight shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns Sold at Wal-Mart for 5 gift certificates
Video... Games? +5 +5 Fam Weight
+5 Fam Damage
Many other enchantments
defective Game Grid token (daily boon) 5 turns Use of token
(limit: 1x/daily)
Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food) Level 5 The Source path [context = ?]
A Girl Named Sue +5 +5 Fam Weight
+10 Fam Damage
Consult about Susie @ Fortune Teller (daily boon) 100 turns VIP Fortune Teller access;
choice of fortune
(limit: 1x/day)
2 Hearts, 1 Mind +3 +3 Stats/Fight essential cameraderie [sic] (potion) 50 turns Content from the antique souvenir drawing
Three Days Slow +3 6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) @ Tea Party (once-daily boon) 30 turns VIP Looking Glass access (in-run);
choice of Tea Party
(limit: 1x/day)
Tea party is located in The Rabbit Hole, accessible via zone-unlocker potion
Brother Corsican's Blessing +2 Also applies to Arena fights Brother Corsican @ Deep Fat Friars (once-daily boon) 20 turns Finished Friars' Quest
Green Tongue +2 +5 Fam Weight green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Tome of Snowcone Summoning (in-run) Summoned randomly
Black Tongue +5 Fam Weight
All other common snowcone enchantments
black snowcone (potion) Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive +2 +10 Fam Weight
+20 Fam Damage
Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 50 turns VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked);
5000 meat,
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day)
Voting Booth local initiative +2 Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes All day Voting Booth access Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin +1 Also applies to Arena fights Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff) Totem-based Skillbook was sold by The Traveling Trader by 100 twinkly wads on March 31, 2010
Heart of White +1 +3 All Attributes
+1 Stat/Fight
white candy heart (potion) 10 turns Libram of Candy Heart Summoning (in-run)
(Passive) +1/6 Testudinal Teachings (skill) Always Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Voting Booth's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot(s) Bonus Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Dire Drifter Duds Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants) 5 TT,
200 Mus
Zombo's skullcap Hat 10 TT,
200 Mus
crumpled felt fedora Hat 10 200 Mox
  • Muscle +5%
warbear foil hat Hat 5 TT
Boris's Helm Hat 5
Crown of Thrones Hat 5
papier-mitre Hat 5 20 Mox
fiberglass fedora Hat 5 40 Mox
  • +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Doubles effectiveness of Sonata and Cantata
plexiglass pith helmet Hat 5 75 Mox
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure
  • Muscle +30%
Elder Turtle Shell Hat 3 TT,
15 Mus
  • Muscle +11
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 5
Stephen's lab coat Shirt 5 45 Mus
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt 5 TT,
250 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
rope Weapon (1H) 10 DoEC draw
fouet de tortue-dressage Weapon (1H) 10 TT
fish hatchet Weapon (1H) 5 VIP key, access to clan with stocked Floundry, choice of rental equipment
(limit: 1x/day)
  • Muscle +100%
  • Weapon Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • Will disappear at rollover
  • Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
party whip Weapon (1H) 5
iFlail Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
love Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
Spelunker's whip Weapon (1H) 5
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
gnawed-up dog bone Weapon (1H) 5 10 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
bar whip Weapon (1H) 2
magic whistle Weapon (1H) 1 27 Mox
burning paper crane Off-Hand item 10
  • Obtained by folding a Garbage Fire drop
  • Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • Will disappear at rollover
old school flying disc Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 200 Mus
Ouija Board, Ouija Board Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 TT
Operation Patriot Shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5
shield of the Skeleton Lord Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 50 Mus
Wal-Mart snowglobe Off-Hand item 5 50 Mus
bag of unfinished business Weapon (2H) 5 200 Mox
  • Stench Damage +40
repaid diaper Pants 15 15 Mox
Pantogram pants Pants 10 portable pantogram;
11 lead necklaces in left sacrifice slot
  • Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses Pants 10 TT,
30 Mus
Great Wolf's beastly trousers Pants 10 100 Mus
Greaves of the Murk Lord Pants 5
porcelain plus-fours Pants 4 40 Moxie
  • All Attributes +4
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • +4 Prismatic Damage
  • +4% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Damage Reduction: 4
  • Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 15 Underwater;
folder slot
Belt of Loathing Accessory 10 150 Mox
Brutal brogues Accessory 8 LOV Tunnel access;
choice of LOV equipment rental
(limit: 1x/day)
  • Muscle +50%
  • Weapon Damage +50%
  • +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks Accessory 6
furry halo Accessory 5 Unarmed
bakelite badge Accessory 5 40 Mysticality
  • Muscle +20%
  • Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 5 Folder slot
BGE tiny plastic toy Accessory 3
plastic Duskwalker necklace Accessory 3
  • Moxie +5
  • Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines Accessory 3
Tiny Plastic Familiars Accessory 1
  • Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (familiarname)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table
Snow Suit Fam Equip 20 (↓)
  • Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns)
  • "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater Fam Equip 10 Choice of astral equipment
sugar shield Fam Equip 10
  • Obtained by using a sugar sheet
  • Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
amulet coin Fam Equip 10
luck incense Fam Equip 10
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
muscle band Fam Equip 10
  • Increases familiar damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
[ [razor fang]] Fam Equip 10
  • Sometimes blocks enemy attacks
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
shell bell Fam Equip 10
  • Restores HP when your familiar deals damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball Fam Equip 10
  • Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
ittah bittah hookah Fam Equip 5
  • Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks Fam Equip 5
Loathing Legion helicopter Fam Equip 5
  • Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25%
  • One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip 5
  • Various additional beneficial effects
moveable feast Fam Equip 5
  • Lets familiars to gain weight faster
  • Familiars sometimes attack opponents
plastic pumpkin bucket Fam Equip 5
Most familiar specific equipment Fam Equip 5
  • There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar.
  • There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
lead necklace Fam Equip 3
miniature antlers Fam Equip 1-5
serrated proboscis extension Fam Equip 20
  • Unimplemented test item
Panda outfit Fam Equip 5
toddler-sized Dragon Costume Fam Equip 5
Equipment: Familiar Specific
Item Bonus Familiar(s) Notes
El Vibrato Relics
(hat, 2H weap, pants)
10X El Vibrato Megadrone Bonus is 10x the helmet slots filled by DRONE charges (10 total, so +100 max)
tiny costume wardrobe 25 Doppelshifter Any familiar may equip, but only provides weight bonus to Doppelshifter
tiny makeup kit 15 Doppelshifter  
nosy nose ringy ring 15 Nosy Nose  
cracker 15 Exotic Parrot  
pet rock "Groucho"/"Snooty" disguises 11 Pet Rock, Toothsome Rock, or Bulky Buddy Box Do-nothings
bugged beanie 10 Baby Bugged Bugbear  
ironic moustache 10 Mini-Hipster Can be converted to other, non-weight benefit, equipment for the Hipster
solid state loom 10 Dataspider  
tiny cell phone 10 Purse Rat  
1.21 jigawatts 5 Temporal Riftlet  
100-Watt bulb 5 Jill-O-Lantern  
affordable teak perch 5 Pottery Barn Owl  
ant antidepressant 5 Mutant Fire Ant  
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
attention spanner 5 Attention-Deficit Demon  
blue suede shoes 5 Jumpsuited Hound Dog  
blundarrrbus 5 Spooky Pirate Skeleton  
bone collar 5 Misshapen Animal Skeleton  
bottle of Cochon Noir 5 Chauvinist Pig  
bottle of perfume 5 Jitterbug  
brass crank handle 5 Jack-in-the-Box  
brass stinger 5 Killer Bee  
cactus monocle 5 Mutant Cactus Bud  
candied yam pinky ring 5 Hand Turkey  
charpuce jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
chocolate spurs 5 Cocoabo  
cotton candy cordial 5 Cotton Candy Carnie  
crimsilion jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
crystal decanter 5 Happy Medium  
dental pliers 5 Crimbo Elf  
diamond-studded fronts 5 Wind-up Chattering Teeth  
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 5 BRICKO chick  
Extra-strength rubber bands 5 Rock Lobster  
eye 'n' horn shampoo 5 Uniclops  
eye-pod 5 Baby Gravy Fairy  
false eyelashes 5 Clockwork Grapefruit  
fin-bit wax 5 Magic Dragonfish  
flaming glowsticks 5 Flaming Gravy Fairy  
funky brass fez 5 Cymbal-Playing Monkey  
gazing shoes 5 Emo Squid  
gill rings 5 Grouper Groupie  
green pixie spog 5 Green Pixie  
half-height unicycle 5 Midget Clownfish  
hardware upgrade 5 O.A.F.  
hot pink lipstick 5 Sleazy Gravy Fairy  
hypodermic needle 5 Mosquito  
iced-out bling 5 Frozen Gravy Fairy  
icicle katana 5 Ninja Snowflake  
immense ballet shoes 5 Hippo Ballerina  
Jawmaster 2000™ 5 Mutant Gila Monster  
kitty sheet music 5 Piano Cat  
licorice boa 5 Peppermint Rhino  
limburger biker boots 5 Stinky Gravy Fairy  
little wooden mannequin 5 Artistic Goth Kid Improves +PVP ability of this familiar
magnifying glass 5 Star Starfish  
many-eyed glasses 5 Levitating Potato  
Meat detector 5 Leprechaun  
meatcar model 5 Fuzzy Dice  
menorette 5 Hanukkimbo Dreidl  
metal mandible 5 Sweet Nutcracker  
metallic foil bow 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.  
metallic foil radar dish 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. Changes stat gains from volleyball to sombrero formula
metrognome 5 Syncopated Turtle  
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 5 Spooky Gravy Fairy  
miniature castagnets 5 Casagnova Gnome  
miniature espresso maker 5 Coffee Pixie  
miniature Jacob's ladder 5 Hunchbacked Minion  
miniature pruning shears 5 Underworld Bonsai  
miniature tophat 5 Dancing Frog Zaps into a breathing apparatus for this familiar
miniscule beatbox 5 Blavious Kloop  
overclocked avian microprocessor 5 RoboGoose  
palm-frond toupee 5 Blood-Faced Volleyball  
pet anemone 5 Urchin Urchin  
pile of dungeon junk 5 Gelatinous Cubeling  
portable motorcycle 5 Rogue Program  
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 5 Snowy Owl  
prosthetic forehead 5 Angry Goat  
psychedelic bubble wand 5 Psychedelic Bear  
quadroculars 5 He-Boulder Reduces the timeout between major rays from 150 Adv to 101.
radioactive chew toy 5 Pair of Ragged Claws  
rainbow tie 5 Personal Raincloud  
rat tooth polish 5 Smiling Rat  
rattlesnake enrager 5 Baby Mutant Rattlesnake  
rhesus monkey 5 Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot  
ribcage rollcage 5 Mini-Skulldozer  
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 5 Robot Reindeer  
security blankie 5 Grinning Turtle  
shiny gold fronts 5 Hovering Skull  
six-armed sweater 5 Cuddlefish  
skewer-mounted razor blade 5 Ghost Pickle on a Stick  
slightly thicker filthy rags 5 Feral Kobold  
smile-sharpening stone 5 Cheshire Bat  
snow halo 5 Snow Angel  
spoon! 5 Nervous Tick  
spruce juice 5 Bloovian Groose  
stomp box 5 Pair of Stomping Boots  
string of dingle balls 5 Baby Sandworm  
sucky decal 5 Barrrnacle  
tasteful black bow tie 5 Penguin Goodfella  
tiny ballet slippers 5 Sugar Fruit Fairy  
tiny balloon knife 5 Howling Balloon Monkey  
tiny bindle 5 Hobo Monkey  
tiny bust of Pallas 5 Reassembled Blackbird  
tiny do-rag 5 Tickle-Me Emilio  
tiny knife and fork 5 Ghuol Whelp  
tiny maracas 5 Hovering Sombrero  
tiny Mountie hat 5 Whirling Maple Leaf  
tiny prop sword 5 Dramatic Hedgehog  
tiny shaker of salt 5 Sabre-Toothed Lime  
unspeakable lozenges 5 Squamous Gibberer  
velvet choker 5 Feather Boa Constrictor  
woimbook 5 Oily Woim  
woolen cravat 5 Dandy Lion  
toy six-seater hovercraft -5 Inflatable Dodecapede Less weight is better for this familiar
Equipment: Tiny Plastics
Item Bonus
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 2
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect Bonus Other Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
(Passive) 5 Amphibian Sympathy (skill) Always Subtracts 5 pounds from the weight of the Inflatable Dodecapede
Empathy (TT Buff) 5 Empathy of the Newt (skill) Totem-based 15 MP
Leash of Linguini 5 Leash of Linguini (skill) 10 turns 12 MP
Blood Bond 5 Lose 8-10 HP/adv Blood Bond (skill) 10 turns 30 MP Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a TT
Chorale of Companionship (AT Buff) 10 Chorale of Companionship (10x-daily skill) Accordion-based AT (caster),
Level 15 (recipient);
50 MP (caster),
AT song slot
Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Chester)
recording of Chorale of Companionship (potion) 20 turns AT song slot
Meteor Showered 20 +200% Weapon Damage
+200% Spell Damage
Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill) 1 turn Meteor Lore;
use of skill
(limit: 5x/day)
Removed at the end of combat; only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Chow Downed 5 Zombie Chow (skill) 10 turns ZM path;
1 Zombie
(Moon Sign) 5 The Platypus (moon sign) Ascension Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party 10 ratskin pajama pants (rollover pants slot) 40 turns 50 Mox;
rollover slot (pants)
Dropped (rarely) by Skeezy in Uncle Gator's
Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 Spacegate scientist's insignia (rollover acc) 30 turns 75 Mus 3000 Spacegate Research required to fabricate (each);
60 turns granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
Spacegate military insignia (rollover acc) 75 Mys
Billiards Belligerence 5 +50% Weapon Damage Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) 10 turns VIP Pool Table access;
choice of playstyle
(limit: 3x/day)
A Girl Named Sue 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight
+5 Fam Damage
Consulting about Susie @ Fortune Teller (once-daily boon) 100 turns VIP Fortune Teller access;
choice of NPC consultation
(limit: 1x/day)
Open Heart Surgery 10 Open Heart Surgery @ LOV Tunnel (once-daily boon) 50 turns LOV Tunnel access;
choice of operation effect
(limit: 1x/day)
Puzzle Champ 20* Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once Witchess Set (once-daily boon) 25 turns Witchess Set; use of boon
(limit: 1x/day)
Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect
familiar.enq 5 Source Terminal Enquiry (once-daily delayed boon) 50 turns Source Terminal; choice of Enquiry
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained over Rollover by having preemptively entered "enquire familiar.enq" at the Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 24-char hat @ Tea Party (once-daily boon) 30 turns Rabbit Hole access,
24-char hat;
choice of Tea Party hat
(limit: 1x/day)
The Rabbit Hole is accessed via "DRINK ME" potion, produced by the Looking Glass in the VIP Lounge
Optimist Primal 5 Drum Circle @ Arena (once-daily boon) 20 turns Arena quest completed as hippy; choice of Arena effect
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained at the Mysterious Island Arena
Happy Salamander 3 Clan Radio (once-daily boon) 10 turns Access to clan with a Radio;
use of Radio
(limit: 1x/day)
Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio
ChibiChanged™ 5 ChibiBuddy™ (once-daily boon) 5+ turns ChibiBuddy™ (on);
use of boon
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days)
Video... Games? 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight
+5 Fam Damage
Many other enchantments
defective Game Grid token (once-daily boon) 5 turns defective Game Grid token;
use of token
(limit: 1x/daily)
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food) Level 5
Down With Chow 10 tempura broccoli (1-full food) 20 turns Level 6
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 Strix stix (2-full food) 40 turns Level 4
Souper Vengeful 3 turtle soup (1-full food) 10 turns TT
Thanksgetting X +40X% Meat
+20X% Items
X = 1+(number of unique cooked Cornucopia food eaten that day)
candied sweet potatoes (2-full food) 20 turns per item Thanksgarden (in-run) for the direct and indirect cooking components;
effect degrades to Thanksgot over Rollover
raw sweet potato + mini-marshmallow dispenser
green bean casserole (2-full food) raw green beans + glass casserole dish
baked stuffing (2-full food) raw stuffing + stuffing fluffer
cranberry cylinder (2-full food) raw cranberry sauce + can opener
thanksgiving turkey (2-full food) raw turkey + turkey blaster
mince pie (2-full food) raw mincemeat + glass pie plate
mashed potatoes (2-full food) raw potato + potato masher
warm gravy (2-full food) raw gravy + gravy boat
bread roll (2-full food) raw bread + bread mold
Thanksgot 2 +80% Meat
+40% Items
+1 Res All
Thanksgetting (enchantment degradation) Variable All turns of Thanksgetting Obtained over Rollover by having one or more turns of Thanksgetting
All Is Forgiven 10 Amnesiac Ale (2-drunk booze) 30 turns Level 5
Christmessy 5 mentholated wine (1-drunk booze) 20 turns
Wassailing You 5 Feliz Navidad (1-drunk booze) 40 turns Level 3
Hip to the Jive 10 +2 Fam Exp/Fight
+20 Fam Damage
Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 50 turns VIP Speakeasy access with drink unlocked;
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day),
5,000 Meat
Turkey-Friendly 5 Friendly Turkey (1-drunk booze) 25 turns Dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3
Smart Drunk 20 +120 Max HP vintage smart drink (10-drunk booze) 1 turn CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin 5 Jack-O-Lantern beer (2-drunk booze) 30 turns
Crimbeau'd 10 +25% Items
+50% Meat
Crimbeau de toilette (1-spleen spline) 50 turns
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 +100% Items
+100% Meat
+100% Max MP
+100% Initiative
+100% Weapon Damage
+200% Spell Damage
+25 DR
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object (1-spleen spline) 100 turns Level 6
Party on Your Skin 5 +50% Max HP & MP
+3 Res All
Party-in-a-Can™ (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 4
Cute Vision 5 cute mushroom (4-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 6
Heavy Petting 5 -10% All Attributes Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (1-spleen spline) 30 turns
Boxing Day Glow 5 +50% Meat body spradium (1-spleen spline) 100 turns Boxing Daycare access
Joy 10 abstraction: joy (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Received when using the muscle (square) combat item against the mysticality (circle) DMT monster
Beastly Flavor 3 beastly paste (4-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 4
Gleam-Inducing 5 gleaming oyster egg (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 5
Cold Hearted 10 (↓) +20 (↓) Moxie love song of icy revenge (potion) 5 turns 4x to max the effect
Blue Swayed 5 (↓) +10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
She Ate Too Much Candy 25 (↓) Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25 prunets (potion) 5 turns 5x to max the effect
Robot Friends 20 silver face paint (potion) 1 turn CS reward for the -CF test
Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 Friendliness Beverage (potion) 20 turns Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time
Man's Worst Enemy 5 disintegrating spiky collar (potion) 10 turns Dropped by toothless mastiff bitch in The Stately Pleasure Dome
Work For Hours a Week 5 Regen 10-20 HP/adv Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week (potion) 100 turns
Spookyravin' 10 Stephen's secret formula (potion) 20 turns Dropped by Stephen Spookyraven
Healthy Green Glow 10 irradiated pet snacks (potion) 10 turns Semi-rare from Menagerie Level 2
Human-Fish Hybrid 10 Gene Tonic: Fish (potion) 30 turns Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Human-Machine Hybrid 5 +50 DA
+5 DR
Gene Tonic: Construct (potion) 30 turns Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Kindly Resolve 5 resolution: be kinder (potion) 20 turns Libram of Resolutions uncommon summons
Loyal Tea 5 cuppa Loyal tea (potion) 30 turns Produced by potted tea tree
Sweet Incentive 5 sugar bunny (potion) 20 turns Made by multi-using 3 possessed sugar cubes, dropped by Sundaes at the Sloppy Seconds Diner
Warm Shoulders 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns Sold for 5 gift certificates at Wal-Mart
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 shrimp cocktail (potion) 20 turns Dropped by cocktail shrimp in The Sunken Party Yacht
Green Tongue 5 green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Snowcone effect slot Tome of Snowcone Summoning common
Black Tongue All other snowcone enchantments black snowcone (potion) Tome of Snowcone Summoning rare
Heart of Green 3 +3 All Attributes green candy heart (potion) 10 turns Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Bestial Sympathy 3 half-orchid (potion) 10 turns Sometimes (1/8 chance) dropped by Mayflower bouquet after combat
Whole Latte Love 10 gingerbread spice latte (potion) 30 turns "Bought" for 50 sprinkles at the pseudo-shop in Gingerbread City's Upscale Retail District
Unbarking Dogs 10 dog ointment (potion) 20 turns Sold for 25 Chroners at shop in The Time-Twitching Tower
Squirming Like a Toad 5 +10% Moxie powdered toad horn (potion) 10 turns Briefly available from The Traveling Trader for 10 twinkly wads
Crocodile Tear 10* temporary teardrop tattoo (potion) 15 turns underwater Dropped by ganger in The Briniest Deepests, or sometimes found in groupie bras
Greased-Up Familiar 5 sea grease (potion) 40 turns underwater Sold by Big Brother for 5 sand dollars
Bureaucratized 10 Path of the Mole (~12 advs) @ Mt. Molehill 20 turns llama lama gong;
~12 turns spent as a mole
Obtained at Mt. Molehill
Phairly Pheromonal 4  ? 20 turns empty agua de vida bottle;
15ish(?) turns spent in memories
Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed 10 moveable feast (5x-daily boon) 20 combat turns Use of boon
(limit: 5x/day,
different familiars)

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source Source Type Penalty Duration Cost Prereq Notes
rat head balloon Fam Equip -3 Equipped Slot
das boot Fam Equip -10 Equipped Slot
little bitty bathysphere Fam Equip -20 Equipped Slot
Drunkula's wineglass Off-Hand Item -30 Equipped Slot 100 Mys
  • Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items
  • Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Once Bitten, Twice Shy Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Scent of a Kitchen Elf Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon


Equipment

These are all the equipment in the game which give bonus spell damage. Chefstaves usually provide both percentage and absolute bonuses, and are worth considering separately. (Other equipment that provides both bonus types will simply appear in both lists.)

Chefstaves
Item  %
Bonus
Abs.
Bonus
Other Prereq Notes
Staff of the Roaring Hearth +250% +40 to Hot Regen 30-35 MP/adv 250 Mys Jiggle: Hot Damage, with a group multiplier
Base staff: Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (drop from HM Skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania)
Staff of the Deepest Freeze +200% +30 to Cold Regen 20-30 MP/adv 200 Mys Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevels
Base staff: Frosty's arm (drop from cold zone boss in Hobopolis)
Staff of Kitchen Royalty +200% Regen 30-40 MP/adv
+50% Moxie
+4 Adv & +4 PvP Fights over rollover
200 Mys Jiggle: Spooky Damage, thrice
Base staff: scepter of the Skeleton Lord (dropped by a boss in FantasyRealm)
Staff of Frozen Lard +200% +20 to Cold
+20 to Sleaze
Regen 15-20 MP/adv 200 Mys Jiggle: Cold Damage and Sleaze Damage and staggers
Base staff: pristine walrus tusk (tradeable)
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff +200% +30 to Sleaze Regen 20-30 MP/adv 200 Mys Jiggle: Sleaze Damage and delevel, expending almost half of the staff's accumulated beer cans
Dropped by The Necbromancer in The Haunted Sorority House (no longer available)
Staff of Simmering Hatred +200% Regen 20-30 MP/adv
-10% to enemy defense
125 Mys Jiggle: Hot Damage, delevel, and stagger
Dropped by Yog-Urt (as a PM)
Staff of the Grease Trap +150% +20 to Sleaze Regen 8-10 MP/adv 125 Mys Jiggle: Sleaze Damage
Base staff: giant cheesestick (tradeable)
Staff of the Scummy Sink +150% +20 to Sleaze Regen 8-10 MP/adv
Slime Hates It
125 Mys Jiggle: Sleaze Damage
Base staff: slime-covered staff (the slime-covered version of rusty staff)
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer +150% +20 to Cold Regen 8-10 MP/adv 125 Mys Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevel
Base staff: ram stick (tradeable)
Staff of the Cozy Fish +150% +15% Mysticality
Reduces Underwater Pressure Penalty by 30%
85 Mys Jiggle: Staggers, Delevels, and (vs Mer-kin) sometimes drops a Mer-kin item
Using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick
Staff of the Kitchen Floor +150% +20 to Stench Regen 8-10 MP/adv 125 Mys Jiggle: Stench Damage
Base staff: linoleum staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Grand Flambé +150% Regen 8-10 MP/adv
+5 Cold Resistance
125 Mys Jiggle: Hot Damage
Base staff: smoldering staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron +125% Regen 7-8 MP/adv
+15 Mysticality
125 Mys Jiggle: Physical Damage
Base staff: Staff of the Black Kettle (see below)
Staff of the Woodfire +100% Regen 5-15 MP/adv
+10 Myst Stats/Fight
150 Mys Jiggle: Sleaze, Spooky, and Hot Damage
Staff itself is tradeable (content from the Shivering Timbers world event)
Staff of Holiday Sensations +75% +15 to Cold Regen 5-6 MP/adv 75 Mys Jiggle: Cold Damage
Base staff: giant candy cane (tradeable)
Staff of the Black Kettle +75% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+10 Mysticality
75 Mys Jiggle: Physical Damage
Base staff: Staff of the Teapot Tempest (see below)
Staff of the Lunch Lady +75% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+15 Max HP & MP
+25% Food Drops
KOLHSonly,
75 Mys
Jiggle: Does Nothing (?)
Constructed in Shop Class
Staff of the Soupbone +75% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+15 Max MP
75 Mys Jiggle: Spooky Damage
Base staff: rib of the Bonerdagon (radio @ 5); also requires Glass Balls of the Goblin King (radio @ 3)
Spooky Putty snake +50% +20 to Spooky Regen 6-8 MP/adv Foldable form Jiggle: Spooky Damage (~25% of enemy's current HP)
Folded from Spooky Putty
Staff of the Electric Range +50% +20 to Spooky Regen 8-10 MP/adv 75 Mys Jiggle: Gain MP
Base staff: Jacob's rung (tradeable)
Staff of Queso Escusado +50% +20 to Stench Regen 6-8 MP/adv Foldable form Jiggle: Stench Damage, based on stinky cheese charge
Folded from stinky cheese
Staff of the Greasefire +35% +10 to Hot
+10 to Sleaze
Regen 3-4 MP/adv 20 Mys Jiggle: Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage
Base staff: Kentucky-fried meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Teapot Tempest +25% Regen 3-4 MP/adv
+5 Mysticality
25 Mys Jiggle: Physical Damage
Base staff: big stirring stick (tradeable)
Staff of Blood and Pudding +25% Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+15 Max HP
15 Mys Jiggle: Steal HP
Base staff: dripping meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Midnight Snack +20% +10 to Spooky Regen 2-3 MP/adv 15 Mys Jiggle: Spooky Damage
Base staff: spooky staff (tradeable)
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern +20% +10 to Stench Regen 2-3 MP/adv 15 Mys Jiggle: Stench Damage and stagger
Pumpkin Patch content
Staff of the Short Order Cook +20% Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+5 Mysticality
15 Mys Jiggle: Physical Damage
Base staff: basic meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals +2X
+5 to Sleaze
Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+5 Smithsness
X = Smithsness
Jiggle: Physical Damage (~30% of enemy's current HP)
Smith's Tome content
Staff of the Staff of Life +50% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
Regen 10-12 HP/adv
+30 Max HP
AoJonly,
50 Mys
Jiggle: Full Heal (5x/day) and Stagger
Ingredient: cosmic dough
Staff of the Standalone Cheese +50% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+30% Initiative
AoJonly,
50 Mys
Jiggle: Full-Day Banish (5x/day; banishes are cumulative)
Ingredient: cosmic cheese
Staff of the All-Steak +50% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+15 DR
AoJonly,
50 Mys
Jiggle: +300% Items (5x/day)
Ingredient: cosmic potted meat product
Staff of the Cream of the Cream +50% Regen 5-6 MP/adv
+30 Moxie
AoJonly,
50 Mys
Quest item; Jiggle: Creamfaction (5x/day; add 2 copies and ignore normal queue rejection)
Ingredient: cosmic cream
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast +10 Regen 2-4 MP/adv
+10% Items
+15 Max HP
AoJonly Jiggle: Heal and Stagger
Ingredient: cosmic egg
Staff of the Light Lunch +10 Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+15% Initiative
AoJonly Jiggle: Cold Damage
Ingredient: cosmic vegetable
Staff of the Hearty Dinner +10 Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+5 DR
AoJonly Jiggle: Delevel and Stagger
Ingredient: cosmic potato
Staff of Fruit Salad +10 Regen 2-3 MP/adv
+10 Moxie
AoJonly Jiggle: Prismatic Damage
Ingredient: cosmic fruit
Equipment: +%
Item Slot  %
Bonus
Other Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Lens of Hatred Hat +60% +15% Meat
-10% to enemy defense
125 Mox
norwhal helmet Hat +60% +2 Myst Stats/Fight
+60% Booze Drops
50 Mys
sugar chapeau Hat +50% +10% Spell Crit
Regen 3-5 MP/adv
sugar sheet
warbear plain helm Hat +50% +25% Weapon Damage
+20 WarBear Armor Penetration
10 Muscle;
10 warbear helm fragments
Mer-kin facecowl Hat +30% +10% Mysticality
Regen 8-12 MP/adv
85 Mox
plain paper hat Hat +30% +25 to Cold Spells
+20 Cold Damage
60 Mox
foam commodore's hat Hat +25% +25% Weapon Damage 85 Mox
eelskin hat Hat +15% 30-40 Passive Damage (underwater adventuring) 85 Mys
spaghetti cult mask Hat +15% 62 Mox
sea shawl Back +150%* +15% Mysticality
+100 Max HP
85 Mys Bonus Spell Damage for Underwater opponents only
witch's bra Shirt +50% +50 to Cold Spells
Tunes PM spells to Cold
85 Mys
psycho sweater Shirt +20% +25% Weapon Damage 35 Mus
lightning rod Weapon (1H) +200% +50 Max MP
Regen 5-10 MP/adv
Disappears at the end of day
Stick-Knife of Loathing Weapon (1H) +200% +100% Weapon Damage
+5 Cold Resistance
150 Mus
battery-powered drill Weapon (1H) +100% +50 Max HP & MP
+10 ML
+10% Meat
47 Mus
Byte Weapon (1H) +100% +15% Spell Crit 200 Mus
wrench Weapon (1H) +100% +50 Max MP Item will disappear at the end of the day
candy stick Weapon (1H) +50% +40% Candy 25 Mys
Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC
Dinsey's pizza cutter Weapon (1H) +50% +2 Res All
Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
100 Mys
Sword of Dark Omens Weapon (1H) +50% +5% All Attributes
+3 Prismatic Damage
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) Weapon (1H) +25% +25% Mysticality
Regen 2-6 MP/adv
+5 Pool Skill
Quest item
"honey" dipper Weapon (1H) +30% +25 to Stench Spells
+20 Stench Damage
60 Mys
obsidian nutcracker Weapon (1H) +30% 60 Mys
bastard baster Weapon (1H) +20% 47 Mys
polyester peeler Weapon (1H) +20% Regen 2-4 MP/adv
Increases the damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
macroplane grater Weapon (1H) +10% 35 Mys
silver cheese-slicer Weapon (1H) +10% 55 Mys
enchanted fire extinguisher Off-Hand +100% +30 to Cold Spells
Tunes PM spells to Cold
200 Mys Brushfires event item; previously, also tuned Sa spells
The Necbromancer's Stein Off-Hand +100% +30 to Spooky Spells
Tunes PM spells to Spooky
200 Mys The Haunted Sorority House Boss Item
Ol' Scratch's ash can Off-Hand +100% +30 to Hot Spells
Tunes [???] spells to Hot
Sa ???
200 Mys
Wand of Oscus Off-Hand +100% +30 to Stench Spells
Tunes PM spells to Stench
200 Mys Hobopolis Boss Item
Cold Stone of Hatred Off-Hand +60% +20% Mysticality
-10% to enemy defense
125 Mus
astral statuette Off-Hand +50% +25% Mysticality
+4 Adv/day
Bag o' Tricks Off-Hand +50% +10% Items
+15% Meat
Regen 10-12 MP/adv
Can be opened in/out of combat (see item page for details).
Jarlsberg's pan Off-Hand +50% +2 Myst Stats/Fight
Regen 8-10 MP/adv
+30 DR (first hit only)
+50% Food Drops
+1 Food Conj for Jarlsberg
Converts Food/Booze to Cosmic Calories in Cosmic mode
red wagon Off-Hand +50% +15% Mysticality
+300 Max MP
200 Mys
skull gearshift knob Off-Hand +30% +25 to Spooky Spells
+20 Spooky Damage
60 Mus
Loathing Legion kitchen sink Off-Hand +25% Foldable into many other items
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans Off-Hand +25% +25 Max MP
+5% Spell Crit
Can be Canhandled
double-ice box Off-Hand +10% Deals 10-20 Cold every round
Tunes PM spells to Cold
20 Mys
fish stick Weapon (2H) +15% +5% Mysticality 85 Mus
Pantaloons of Hatred Pants +60% +4 Adv/day
-10% to enemy defense
125 Mys Grants the Static Shock combat skill, which restores MP.
warbear battle greaves Pants +50% +25% Weapon Damage
+20 WarBear Armor Penetration
10 Moxie Obtained by using 10 Warbear trouser fragments
fire hose Pants +30% +25 to Hot Spells
+20 Hot Damage
60 Mox
pantogram pants Pants +20% Many different potential effects pantogram Many different potential effects
strawberyl necklace Accessory1 only +200%* *Candy Diorama (now inaccessible) only
navel ring of navel gazing Accessory1 only +100% +25% Mysticality
-1 MP to use Skills
Intrinsic Effect: Omphaloskepsis
Intrinsic prevents 50% of enemy attacks, provides potentially-free runaways (which share a counter with GAP, and gives a variety of possible end-of-combat bonuses; not equippable in HC
rope with some soap on it Accessory1 only +100%* *Only vs hobos 200 Mys
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress Accessory +100% +100 Max MP 35 Mys Very rare
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred Accessory1 only +60% -5% CF
-10% to enemy defense
Restores HP on successful runaway
125 Mox
Girdle of Hatred Accessory1 only +60% +45% Initiative
-10% to enemy defense
Grants the Tighten Girdle combat skill
125 Mus
cursed ring finger ring Accessory1 only +50% +30 to Spooky Spells
+10% Spell Crit
200 Mys
moon-amber necklace Accessory1 only +50% +200 Max MP
+0-25% Mysticality based on the Moons
200 Mys
warbear laser bowtie Accessory1 only +50% +25% Weapon Damage
+20 WarBear Armor Protection
10 Mys Obtained by using 10 warbear accoutrements chunks
wool sock Accessory1 only +40% +20 Mysticality
-5 Muscle & Moxie
10 Mys
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles Accessory1 only +30% +15% Items
+10% Spell Crit
Sometimes acquire a random potion after combat
35 Mys
Sketcherz™ Accessory +30% +25 to Sleaze Spells
+20 Sleaze Damage
60 Mys
Ankh of Badahnkadh Accessory1 only +25% 67 Mys
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman Accessory1 only +25% +5% Mysticality 10 Mys
blackberry slippers Accessory1 only +5% +10 Spell Damage
+10 Mysticality
75 Mys
tiny die-cast factory worker elf Accessory +5%
Equipment: +Abs.
Item(s) Slot(s) Abs.
Bonus
Elem.
Bonus
Other Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Bugbear Costume Outfit (hat, pants) +3 +3 Mysticality
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat Hat +30 to Hot +20% Mysticality Sa,
200 Mys
plain paper hat Hat +25 to Cold +30% Spell Damage
+20 Cold Damage
60 Mox
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Hat +25 +35% Mysticality
+15% Spell Crit
50 Mox
astral chapeau Hat +20 +25% Mysticality
Regen 3-5 MP/adv
Choice of astral equipment
Mer-kin bunwig Hat +20 +10% Spell Crit 85 Mox
wumpus-hair wig Hat +20 to Stench +20 Stench Damage
-5 Moxie
35 Mox
big bad voodoo mask Hat +15 +7 Mysticality 65 Mox
ratty knitted cap Hat +15 to Sleaze +15 Sleaze Damage
Ancient Saucehelm Hat +11 +11 Mysticality Sa,
15 Mys
enchantlers Hat +10 to Hot 42 Mox
hot daub bun Hat +9 to Hot +9 Hot Damage 27 Mys
clown wig Hat +3 +3 Mysticality 10 Mox
Hollandaise helmet Hat +1
ravioli hat Hat +1
ghost shawl Back Item +50 +5% Spell Crit 200 Mys
wings of fire Back Item +25 to Hot +25 Hot Damage
black cloak Back Item +10 75 Mys
witch's bra Shirt +50 to Cold +50% Spell Damage
Tunes PM Spells to Cold
85 Mys
demonskin jacket Shirt +5 to Hot +5 Mysticality 25 Mus
flyest of shirts Shirt +5 +5 Moxie 25 Mus
"honey" dipper Weapon (1H) +25 to Stench +30% Spell Damage
+20 Stench Damage
60 Mys
Windsor Pan of the Source Weapon (1H) +23 +15 Mysticality
+11% Spell Crit
Grants the combat skill Saucemageddon
60 Mys Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs; Sauceror's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
ancient ice cream scoop Weapon (1H) +20 70 Mys
electric crutch Weapon (1H) +20 Obtained from your Pen Pal
half-melted spoon Weapon (1H) +10 +10 to Hot 42 Mys
scratch 'n' sniff sword Weapon (1H) +20X X = rock band stickers attached
Other stickers will produce enchantments
Stickers fall off after 20 combat turns (each slot has its own counter) Three sticker slots available; weapon can be folded between melee and ranged form at will (leaving stickers intact)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
teflon spatula Weapon (1H) +40 +10% Mysticality
+3 Sleaze Resistance
85 Mys
star spatula Weapon (1H) +18 60 Mys
Keel-haulin' knife Weapon (1H) +17 60 Mys
17-alarm Saucepan Weapon (1H) +15 to Hot +11 Mysticality Sa,
15 Mys
Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs; S' Legendary Epic Weapon
giant artisanal rice peeler Weapon (1H) +15 60 Mys
honey dipper Weapon (1H) +15 +5% Mysticality
Regen 3-7 MP/adv
72 Mys
Jacob's rung Weapon (1H) +15 +15 Max MP 45 Mys
silver shrimp fork Weapon (1H) +14 +5 Weapon Damage 45 Mys Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
oversized pizza cutter Weapon (1H) +13 35 Mys
chopsticks Weapon (1H) +12 +20% Initiative 23 Mys
bat whip Weapon (1H) +10 +5 ML
crystalline reamer Weapon (1H) +10 22 Mys
huge spoon Weapon (1H) +10 30 Mys
iron dagger Weapon (1H) 10 +3 Muscle
+5% Items
iron pasta spoon Weapon (1H) +10 40 Mys
ironic battle spoon Weapon (1H) +10 5 Mys
war tongs Weapon (1H) +10 Hot +10 Hot Damage 75 Mys
warbear oil pan Weapon (1H) +10 Hot,
+10 Sleaze
Grants the skill Spray Hot Grease Sa
Knob Goblin melon baller Weapon (1H) +8 25 Mys
filthy pestle Weapon (1H) +7 15 Mys
jack flapper Weapon (1H) +5 2 Mys
shiny butcherknife Weapon (1H) +5
wooden spoon Weapon (1H) +5 10 Mys
Knob Goblin spatula Weapon (1H) +4
breadwand Weapon (1H) +3
Gnollish pie server Weapon (1H) +3
Gnollish slotted spoon Weapon (1H) +3
portable corkscrew Weapon (1H) +3 +3 Weapon Damage
eggbeater Weapon (1H) +2
Knob Goblin tongs Weapon (1H) +2
rubber spatula Weapon (1H) +2
corn holder Weapon (1H) +1
little paper umbrella Weapon (1H) +1
big bumboozer marble Off-Hand Item +80 85 Mys
black catseye marble Off-Hand Item +75 to Spooky 85 Mys
beach ball marble Off-Hand Item +35 +35 to Hot,
+35 to Cold
85 Mys
deck of lewd playing cards Off-Hand Item +69 to Sleaze +69 Sleaze Damage
+5% Moxie
22 Mys
steely marble Off-Hand Item +65 to Sleaze 85 Mys
beige clambroth marble Off-Hand Item +30 +30 to Hot 85 Mys
jet bennie marble Off-Hand Item +55 to Spooky 85 Mys
bumblebee marble Off-Hand Item +50 85 Mys
card sleeve Off-Hand Item +45 With an Alice's Army Foil Alchemist inserted
lemonade marble Off-Hand Item +45 to Cold 85 Mys
red China marble Off-Hand Item +40 to Hot 85 Mys
brown crock marble Off-Hand Item +35 to Stench 85 Mys
disturbing fanfic Off-Hand Item +30 to Sleaze 15 Mys
enchanted fire extinguisher Off-Hand Item +30 to Cold +100% Spell Damage
Tunes PM spells to Cold
200 Mys Brushfires event item
marinara jug Off-Hand Item +30 Sa,
150 Mys
The Necbromancer's Stein Off-Hand Item +30 to Spooky +100% Spell Damage
Tunes PM spells to Spooky
200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's ash can Off-Hand Item +30 to Hot +100% Spell Damage
Tunes [all???] spells to Hot
Sa,
200 Mys
Wand of Oscus Off-Hand Item +30 to Stench +100% Spell Damage
Tunes PM spells to Stench
PM,
200 Mys
green peawee marble Off-Hand Item +30 to Stench 85 Mys
skull gearshift knob Off-Hand Item +25 to Spooky +30% Spell Damage
+20 Spooky Damage
60 Mus
Elizabeth's Dollie Off-Hand Item +25 to Spooky Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) 45 Mys
bakelite bowl Off-Hand Item +20 +20 Max MP
Increases the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure
40 Mus
kickback cookbook Off-Hand Item +20 5 Mys Purchased from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery for 4000 Meat
Operation Patriot Shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) +20 (Spell Damage Bonus for Sa only)
+3 Stats/Fight
+20 Max HP & MP
+1 DR per level
Other class-specific enchantments
Grants the combat skill Throw Shield
Cannot equip in Hardcore
red book Off-Hand Item +20 Regen 5-10 HP/adv 60 Mys
card sleeve Off-Hand Item +15 With an Alice's Army Alchemist inserted
Engorged Sausages and You Off-Hand Item +15 Tunes PM spells to Sleaze
+20% Food Drops
35 Mys
little black book Off-Hand Item +15 Regen 5-6 MP/adv 65 Mys
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration Off-Hand Item +10 Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Hot
Cookbook of the Damned Off-Hand Item +10 Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Stench
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug Off-Hand Item +10 to Hot
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer Off-Hand Item +10 to Stench
eye of the Tiger-lily Off-Hand Item +10 +5% Items 20 Mys
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire Off-Hand Item +10 Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Cold
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans Off-Hand Item +10 +15 Max HP
Regen 4-5 HP/adv
Can be Canhandled
5 Mys
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas Off-Hand Item +10 +5 Max HP & MP
Regen 1-3 HP & MP/adv
Can be Canhandled
5 Mys
Necrotelicomnicon Off-Hand Item +10 Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Spooky
Sinful Desires Off-Hand Item +10 Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Sleaze
Tesla's Electroplated Beans Off-Hand Item +10 +15 Max MP
Regen 4-5 MP/adv
Can be Canhandled
5 Mys
foon of fearfulness Off-Hand Item +8 to Spooky +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
foon of fleshiness Off-Hand Item +8 to Sleaze +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
foon of foulness Off-Hand Item +8 to Stench +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
foon of frigidity Off-Hand Item +8 to Cold +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
foon of fulmination Off-Hand Item +8 to Hot +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
Latte lovers member's mug Off-Hand Item +5 Many possible configurations Choice of latte flavor
2-ball Off-Hand Item +5 to Cold +5 Cold Damage
3-ball Off-Hand Item +5 to Spooky +5 Spooky Damage
4-ball Off-Hand Item +5 to Sleaze +5 Sleaze Damage
5-ball Off-Hand Item +5 to Hot +5 Hot Damage
6-ball Off-Hand Item +5 to Stench +5 Stench Damage
9-ball Off-Hand Item +5 +5 Weapon Damage
+5 Ranged Damage
basic meat foon Off-Hand Item +3 +3 Mysticality 10 Mys
slime-covered staff Weapon (2H) +60 Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze
-10% Initiative
200 Mys Created by sliming a rusty staff.
PVC staff Weapon (2H) +60 to Cold +15% Mysticality
+10% Items
85 Mus
rusty staff Weapon (2H) +25 +5% Spell Crit 85 Mys
massive sitar Weapon (2H) +20 +12 Mysticality 80 Mox
rib of the Bonerdagon Weapon (2H) +15 +5 Mysticality
+5 Muscle
25 Mus
giant cheesestick Weapon (2H) +11 to Sleaze +5 Mysticality 45 Mus
smoldering staff Weapon (2H) +11 to Stench +7 Mysticality
+5 Moxie
45 Mus
clockwork staff Weapon (2H) +10 3x Crit Chance
Restores 3-24 MP on Crit
25 Mys
hand-carved staff Weapon (2H) +10 +10% Mysticality
+1 Res All
30 Mus
ram-battering staff Weapon (2H) +10 to Hot +5 Moxie 52 Mus
soylent staff Weapon (2H) +10 +4 Mysticality 35 Mus
foot-long hot daub Weapon (2H) +9 to Hot +9 Hot Damage 27 Mus
hairy staff Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Mysticality
Regen 5-7 MP/adv
45 Mus
linoleum crossbow Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Moxie 35 Mox
linoleum staff Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Mysticality 45 Mus
linoleum sword Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Muscle 40 Mus
projectile icemaker Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Moxie
+5 Cold Damage
45 Mox
shuddersword Weapon (2H) +7 +7 Muscle
+5 Spooky Damage
45 Mus
big stirring stick Weapon (2H) +5 +7 Mysticality 35 Mus
fire hose Pants +25 to Hot +30% Spell Damage
+20 Hot Damage
60 Mox
big pants Pants +25 +25 Weapon Damage BIG!,
150 Mox
boneana hammock Pants +20 to Sleaze +20 Sleaze Damage 45 Mox
Angelhair Culottes Pants +15 +11 Mysticality PM,
30 Mys
hot daub stand Pants +9 to Hot +9 Hot Damage 27 Mox
flowing hippy skirt Pants +15 to Stench +9 Mysticality 75 Mox
rainbow pearl necklace Accessory1 only +200 +15 All Attributes 200 Mys A very rare item
crusty hula hoop Accessory1 only +50 +15% Mysticality
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
200 Mys
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime Accessory1 only +50 to Spooky +20 ML 35 Mys
Brimstone Brooch Accessory1 only +40 +50% Mysticality
-20% Moxie
30 Mys
Choker of the Ultragoth Accessory1 only +40 to Spooky +3 All Attributes 60 Mys
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace Accessory1 only +40 to Cold +3 All Attributes 60 Mys
Mudflap-Girl Necklace Accessory1 only +40 to Sleaze +3 All Attributes 60 Mys
Pendant of Fire Accessory1 only +40 to Hot +3 All Attributes 60 Mys
Putrid Pendant Accessory1 only +40 to Stench +3 All Attributes 60 Mys
cursed ring finger ring Accessory1 only +30 to Spooky +50% Spell Damage
+10% Spell Crit
200 Mys
Chester's Aquarius medallion Accessory1 only +30 to Sleaze Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze PM,
200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's manacles Accessory1 only +30 to Hot Tunes [all ???] spells to Hot
+15% Moxie
200 Mys
Oscus's pelt Accessory1 only +30 to Stench +20% Mysticality PM,
200 Mys
plexiglass pinky ring Accessory1 only +30 +30% Mysticality
+3 Res All
75 Mys
Sketcherz™ Accessory +25 to Sleaze +30% Spell Damage
+20 Sleaze Damage
60 Mys
astral ring Accessory1 only +20 +25% Mysticality
Regen 4-6 MP/adv
Choice of astral equipment
barrel beryl nose ring Accessory +20 +10 Mysticality 30 Mys
Grimacite girdle Accessory1 only +20 +0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness) 15 Mys A prize from The Raffle House
stainless steel scarf Accessory1 only +20 +15% Mysticality
+20 ML
30 Mys
clingfilm slippers Accessory1 only +15 60 Mys
Grimacite garter Accessory +15 +0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness) 17 Mys A prize from The Raffle House
solid baconstone necklace Accessory1 only +15 +10 Mysticality 40 Mys
woven baling wire bracelets Accessory +15 -1 MP to use Skills 75 Mys
enchanted toothpick Accessory1 only +12 25 Mys
junk band Accessory +11 15 Mys
baconstone pendant Accessory +10 +4 Mysticality 10 Mys
blackberry slippers Accessory1 only +10 +5% Spell Damage
+10 Mysticality
75 Mys
Gaia beads Accessory +10 to Stench +10 Stench Damage 72 Mys
glow-in-the-dark necklace Accessory +10 +10% Mysticality
Regen 2-10 MP/adv
10 Mys
papier-masque Accessory1 only +10 Regen 2-4 HP & MP/adv
Makes your possessions seem more interesting
20 Mys
pig-iron bracers Accessory1 only +10 +8 Mysticality 30 Mys
ring of increase damage Accessory +10 +10 Weapon Damage 25 Mys
shamanic beads Accessory +10 +1 Prismatic Damage 47 Mys
silver tongue charrrm bracelet Accessory1 only +10 +5 Moxie 80 Mys
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet Accessory1 only +10 to Stench +10 Stench Damage 60 Mys
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard Accessory +10
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven Accessory +10 +30 Max MP 10 Mys
imp unity ring Accessory +5 to Hot +5 Hot Damage 15 Mys
paperclip-on tie Accessory1 only +5 +5 Weapon Damage
+1 Stats/Fight
tiny plastic fire servant Accessory +5
heat-resistant necktie Accessory1 only -50 +4 Hot Resistance 35 Mys

Effects

These are all the effects in the game which give bonus spell damage, and can be piled on without regard to equipment slots.

Effect  %
Bonus
Abs.
Bonus
Other Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Witch Breaded +200% +100% Mysticality
+20% Spell Crit
witch's bread (3-full food) 20 turns Level 6
Pisces in the Skyces +150% tobiko pocky (3-full food) 30 turns Obtained form the Alice's Army Game Shack snack stand
tobiko-infused sake (3-drunk booze) 30 turns
tobiko marble soda (potion) 15 turns
Demonicity +80 to Spooky +80 Spooky Damage
+40 ML
demon makeup kit (potion) 40 turns
Greasy Visage +100% +50 to Sleaze can of Adultwitch™ (2-full food) 20 turns Level 4 Dropped by the cars at A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (accessible via grimstone mask)
Cold Throat +50 to Cold ice cream sandwich (2-full food) Level 4
Night of the Nachos +50 to Spooky nachos of the night (2-full food) None (Oversight?)
You're Not Cooking +50 to Hot fireman's lunch (2-full food) Level 4
Egg Burps +50 to Stench plumber's lunch (2-full food) Level 4
Song of Sauce +100% +50 to Hot +50 Hot Damage Song of Sauce (skill) 10 turns 100 MP,
Dreads song slot
Dreadsylvania Sa/AT Cross-Classed Skill
Carol of the Hells (Buff) +100% Carol of the Hells (skill) 10 turns 30 MP Skill obtained from using Carol of the Hells
The Magic of LOV +100% +25 Mysticality
+15% Spell Crit
LOV Elixir #6 (potion) 40 turns
Inner Elf +100% +100% Weap Damage
+100% All Attr
Machine Elf (familiar) 1 turn Taking a Machine Elf familiar into boss combat. Obtained at the start of combat from a Machine Elf against bosses.
Simmering +100% Regen 8-10 MP/adv Simmer (skill) 10 turns 1 Adventure Sauceror level 1 Guild Trainer skill
Bat Attitude +100% plastic vampire fangs (once-daily boon) 30 turns 1 adventure Obtained from vamping out
Drunk With Power +100% elven moonshine (3-drunk booze) 20 turns Level 5
El Vibrations 100% humming El Vibrato drone (combat item) 10 turns 200 Mys
Filled with Magic +100% shrapnel jelly donut (1-full food) 30 turns Level 4;
Tome summons (in-run)
Clip Art summons
occult jelly donut (1-full food)
cool jelly donut (1-full food)
Nothing Is Impossible +100% Adventure 30 turns 1 adv Reading the Magazine-Orangutan-lamp during the choice adventure There's No Ability Like Possibility
Pyramid Power +100% +100% Weap Damage Pyramid 20 turns Obtained by Resting in a Pyramid
In a Lather +50% +40
+40 to Elemental
+50% Weap Damage
+20 Weapon Damage
+20 Pris Damage
+20 Ranged Damage
Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 25 turns VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked);
500 meat,
choice of drink
(limit: 3x/day)
Trepandation +50% +50 Lose 30-50 MP/round Hobo Marketplace (adv) 20 turns 1 adv
Deep Dark Visions +50% Skill (The Sea) 10 turns 100 MP Must survive casting it (requires 500 HP and extremely high Spooky resistance).
Elron's Explosive Etude +50% Skill (AT Buff) Accordion-based Level 15
Is This Your Card? +50% Effect 30 turns Gallery opened Choosable result from Louvre It or Leave It noncombat adventure
Mental A-cue-ity +50% Regen 10 MP/adv Playing Strategically @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) 10 turns VIP Pool Table access;
choice of playstyle
(limit: 3x/day)
Yeah, It's Just Gasoline +50 to Hot +50 Hot Damage
+5 Res Cold/Spooky
That 70s Cologne (potion) 50 turns
Banono +40 to Stench +40 Stench Damage 8-bit banana (potion) 20 turns
Blood-Gorged +40 to Sleaze +40 Sleaze Damage vial of blood simple syrup (potion) 20 turns
Bone-Chilling +40 to Cold +40 Cold Damage bone bons (potion) 20 turns
Hood Ridin' +40 to Hot +40 Hot Damage little red jam (potion) 20 turns
Puzzle Fury +25% 37x37x37 puzzle cube (potion) 10 turns
Concentrated Concentration +20% concentrated cordial of concentration (potion) Sauciness-based
(Moon Sign) +20% Unlocks Degrassi Knoll
+10% Myst Gains
The Wallaby (moon sign) Always
Black Eyes +15% black eye shadow (potion) 10 turns
Lemon Enlightenment +15% +10% Mysticality cosmic lemonade (potion) 10 turns
Concentration +10% cordial of concentration (potion) Sauciness-based
(Passive) +10% Subtle and Quick to Anger (skill) Always Pastamancer level 12 Guild Trainer skill
(Passive) +10% Master Saucier (skill) Always Sauceror level 10 Guild Trainer skill
Sweet and Red +10% +10 sugar cherry (potion) 10 turns
Papowerful +10 +10 Weap Damage
+2 Stats/Fight
papotion of papower (potion) Sauciness-based
Spirit of Bacon Grease +10 Tunes PM spells to Sleaze eponymous noncombat skill (granted by passive skill Flavour of Magic) Intrinsic Mutually exclusive effects; elemental tuning affects all PM spells other than Fettucini and the physical half of Weapon
Spirit of Peppermint Tunes to Cold
Spirit of Wormwood Tunes to Spooky
Spirit of Cayenne Tunes to Hot
Spirit of Garlic Tunes to Stench
(Passive) +10 +10 Weap Damage
-4 DR
Wrath Always Bad Moon

to be integrated

Effects: +Abs.
Effect  %
Bonus
Abs.
Bonus
Elem.
Bonus
Other Source Type Duration Prereq Notes
Bugbear in Tooth and Claw +40 Potion 20 turns
Crimbo Flavor +30 Spline
(4 spleen)
10 turns Level 4
Indescribable Flavor +30 Spline
(4 spleen)
10 turns Level 4
Spooky Blur +30 to Spooky Potion 20 turns
Destructive Resolve +20 Potion 20 turns
Human-Demon Hybrid +20 to Hot Potion 30 turns
Erudite +15 Potion 10 turns
Fustulent +15 to Stench Potion 10 turns
Hella Smart +15 BM adv 10 turns Bad Moon
Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 to Spooky AT song Accordion-based
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 AT song Accordion-based
Baconstoned +11 Potion 5-50 turns
Blessing of Charcoatl +10 to Hot Adv 20 turns Level 11
Aspect of the Twinklefairy +5 Spline
(1 spleen)
10 turns
Fortunate Resolve +5 Potion 20 turns
Heart of Orange +5 to Hot Potion 10 turns
Lust -5 Passive Always Bad Moon

Penalties

Equipment with damage penalties (potentially helpful for spading?):

Equipment: Penalties
Item Slot  %
Bonus
Other Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
warbear heated ushanka Hat -50% -25% Weapon Damage
Serious Supercold Resistance
110 Mus
warbear electric long johns Pants -50% -25% Weapon Damage
Serious Supercold Resistance
110 Mox
training legwarmers Accessory1 only -50% +25% Mysticality
+5 Res All
10 Mys
warbear electric warscarf Accessory1 only -50% -25% Weapon Damage
Serious Supercold Resistance
110 Mys

Variable Increasers

Some mechanics increase your spell damage variably.

Source Source Type Bonus
Damage
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
El Vibrato Relics Outfit +10% per TARGET charge Always   200 Mus
200 Mox
Up to ten charges possible
fossilized necklace Accessory 2S Always   None
  • Variables based on total fossil kills
  • All Attributes +2*B
  • Weapon Damage +3*N
  • All Attributes +(3*W)%
  • +(3*D) Hot Damage
  • +(3*P) Spooky Damage
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch Accessory Varies Always   None
Hodgman's almanac Off-Hand Item Varies Always   200 200 Mys Converts Hobo Power to absolute spell damage in a 1:1.2 ratio
Intrinsic Spiciness S Passive Skill +1/level Always   None
  • Bonus only applies to Sauceror Sauce Spells
  • Maximum bonus is +10
Magic Dragonfish Familiar Varies Always   None
  • Bonus spell damage is +X% where X = weight * 2. On land X is capped at 100%.
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals Weapon (1H) X, 5 Sleaze Always   None
  • +X Spell Damage based on Smithsness
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • +5 Smithsness