User:The sofa king
Materializing in the game in August of 2005, a few weeks before ascension rolled out and unsure what to do, he would sit and stare at the screen hoping it would do something.
Roughly a month later he finally made it to the Naughty Sorceress where he crapped his pants and created a multi, thE tRAveLiNg RetArD (#542986), to do the gash-jumping and pretty much any game play.
If you see him in chat, he is most likely drunk and hallucinating. Please do not startle him as he has a tendency to spill his drink on the keyboard.
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