You're fighting
Shadowhntr7 (#250227)A strange being stands in your path, holding a Cocoabo Blade in one hand, and tossing a Tiny Plastic Cocoabo in his other. As you watch, he transforms into a black dragon, into a cocoabo, and back again. What a weirdo. Guess you'll have to lay the smackdown down.
He whirly-slices you in the <ankle> for X damage. You feel as if a million Cocoabos cried out, then ran you over. Eek! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
He breaths black fire on you, incinerating you for X damage. Ooh, that had to hurt! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
He summons a horde of Chocobos and Cocoabos to run you over for X damage. You feel slightly weaker…Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek!!
LIMIT BREAK! Shadowhntr7 charges towards you, slashing you into the air for X damage. His sword flies apart into 7 pieces, each ramming into your <giblets>, <bung>, and your <ankle>. You then feel X points of burn. Mana burn. Little yellow birds circle around your head as you get up- ….no, wait, they just ran over it for X damage. Your foe then tosses his Tiny Plastic Cocoabo at you, dealing X damage, and striking a pose. Excessive much? Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Whammo! Splat! Ouch! Oof! Whammo!
He tries to slice you like a ham, but you tell him he has the silliest name in the galaxy.
He tries to burn you, but you say that you’re not dead.
He summons Chocobos and Cocoabos, but they only want your love.
LIMIT BREAK! Shadowhntr7 starts to charge towards you, then decides that he wouldn’t get maximum dramatic effect yet. The crowd (oh, didn’t I tell you there was a crowd watching?) boos him.
You gain 250,227 Meat.
 | You acquire an item: Cocoabo Blade (.0001% chance) |
