User:PaperWhiteMaskOfEvil
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 You're fighting a PaperWhiteMaskOfEvilWouldn't you know it? You look away for a moment, and when you turn around, some player is maskerading as a monster. And attacking you!
He fences with a tiny plastic sword. Your attempt at de-fence is unsuccessful. Eek! Oof!
He drones monotonously about optimal cooking strategies. You gnaw your own $part off. Oof! Ouch!
He attempts to skewer you with his tiny plastic sword, but fails to connect. Because he doesn't have one.
He tries to bore you to death with cooking strategies, but his interest wanes after a few paragraphs.
 You acquire an item: prosthetic forehead
 You acquire an item: hovering sombrero
 You acquire an item: maiden wig
You gain 11 $substat.
Occurs at Campground
References
- The name "PaperWhiteMaskOfEvil" and "turn around" refer to the song Turn Around by They Might Be Giants, which includes the lyrics "We were waving our arms out the window / of a fast-moving passenger train, / acting in an irresponsible fashion, / until the engineer, whose back had been turned, / and who we thought would find us highly amusing, / quickly swiveled his head around, / and his face which was a paper-white mask of evil sang us this song..."
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