User:NewZorkBat

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NewZorkBat (#549946)
currently Accordion Thief
(Hardcore)

• Things that is her • What's she up to • Ascension sheet • Skills • Familiars • Trophies • Tattoos •

Things that is her

Things that is me: a wiki-ist, a Turtle Tamer (at heart), and a member of the clan The Bil and the Beautiful along with some people I went to highschool with, our boyfriends, and other real-life friends. I don't really collect anything, except those events items and of course gifts.

My Dedications

I dedicated my first Disco Bandit incarnation to my best friend Goldlocks. Also, I named my Leprechaun after her as a tribute. We used to eat lucky charms together, you see.
I dedicated my first Pastamancer Ascension to my boyfriend NastyNoodle. I also like to send him corny presents, even though I have to tell him face to face to log onto KoL nowadays in order for him to receive them. I named my Teddy Bear after him, and my Fuzzy Dice after his. Oh, and I also bought him some real life fuzzy dice last year, that was fun.
I named my Wild Hare "Frankie" - in memory of Helmar, Goldlocks' boyfriend who left KoL a while ago.
I dedicated my first Seal Clubber incarnation to Kroook who I went to highschool with.
I named my Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot "Blackcherry" - after the player Blackcherry who helped me acquire it.
I named my Astral Badger "Tel" - after the player Silvinio who has a history of being a furry mascot...
Still haven't figured out what present to make to Sylph Aldente, who's been ever so helpful, and who keeps smiling at me.

What's she up to

My favourite things to create, edit and expand:

Gender Differences!
all about shirts (e.g. the featured article).
all about events.
and random stuff like one crowded campground, the default familiar names recipe, a familiar abilities table, or the mushroom article.

Ascension Sheet

#	Date	Gender	Level	Class	Zodiac Sign	Path	Turns	Days	Mode
1	08/19/05	female	15	Turtle Tamer	none	none	4,502	51	Normal
2	?	female	15	Disco Bandit	The Packrat	none	?	30+	Normal
3	?	female	15	Sauceror	The Opossum	none	?	20+	Normal
4	11/14/05	female	15	Seal Clubber	The Blender	none	? *	30+ *	Normal
5	12/13/05	(female) male	15	Pastamancer	The Opossum	(Teetotaler) none	4,857	30	Normal
6	01/01/06	female	15	Accordion Thief	The Wallaby	none	3,324	20	Normal
7	01/22/06	female	11	Seal Clubber	The Packrat	none	2,500	22	Hardcore
8	03/10/06	female	11	Turtle Tamer	The Mongoose	Oxygenarian	2,589	48	Hardcore
9	03/31/06	female	12	Disco Bandit	The Blender	Boozetafarian	2,292	22	Hardcore
10	04/29/06	female	12	Accordion Thief	The Mongoose	none	4,401	30	Hardcore
11	05/17/06	female	11	Pastamancer	The Opossum	Teetotaler	2,263	19	Hardcore
12	05/29/06	female	11	Sauceror	The Mongoose	none	2,041	13	Hardcore
13	06/04/06	female	11	Seal Clubber	The Opossum	(Teetotaler) none	1,183	7	Normal
14	06/08/06	female	11	Turtle Tamer	The Marmot	(Teetotaler) none	919	5	Normal
15	06/11/06	female	11	Disco Bandit	The Opossum	(Teetotaler) none	767	4	Normal
16	06/13/06	female	11	Accordion Thief	The Opossum	(Teetotaler) none	679	3	Normal
17	06/15/06	female	11	Pastamancer	The Platypus	(Teetotaler) none	668	4	Normal
18	06/19/06	female	11	Sauceror	The Platypus	(Teetotaler) none	767	4	Normal
19	07/15/06	female	11	Seal Clubber	The Mongoose	Oxygenarian	1,242	28	Hardcore
20	07/24/06	female	11	Turtle Tamer	The Mongoose	none	1,484	9	Hardcore
21	08/20/06	female	11	Disco Bandit	The Wombat	Oxygenarian	1,261	28	Hardcore
22	09/09/06	female	11	Accordion Thief	The Wombat	Oxygenarian	1,004	22	Hardcore
23	10/05/06	female	11	Pastamancer	The Platypus	Oxygenarian	1,172	26	Hardcore
24	10/23/06	(female) male	11	Sauceror	The Platypus	Oxygenarian	1,005	20	Hardcore
25	10/30/06	female	11	Seal Clubber	The Wombat	none	989	7	Normal
26	11/06/06	female	11	Turtle Tamer	The Opossum	none	999	8	Normal
27	11/12/06	female	11	Disco Bandit	The Vole	none	970	7	Normal
28	11/18/06	female	11	Accordion Thief	The Wombat	none	985	7	Normal
29	11/24/06	female	11	Pastamancer	The Platypus	none	1,030	7	Normal
30	01/24/07	female	30	Sauceror	The Opossum	none	9,865	62	Normal
31	02/04/07	female	11	Seal Clubber	The Mongoose	none	1,579	12	Hardcore
32	02/12/07	female	11	Turtle Tamer	The Mongoose	none	1,193	9	Hardcore
33	02/19/07	female	11	Disco Bandit	The Mongoose	none	1,218	8	Hardcore
... current incarnation...
34		(female)		Accordion Thief	The Wombat	none			(Hardcore)
... and planned...
35		female		Pastamancer	The Platypus	none			Hardcore
36				Sauceror	The Platypus	none			Hardcore

* No, I didn't spend 13,452 turns and 90 days in my fourth incarnation like the in-game Ascension Sheet suggests :p ... my Ascension sheet broke during White Wednesday.