User:Mrpaulie
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I've been playing since September 16 of 2004. I am most certainly not a power gamer, but I have played through a few ascensions. In fact, I'm an Accordion Thief and half of a Seal Clubber away from having completed an Oxycore run as every class in the game. Seeing as I'm not a power gamer and still doing so well, I'm rather proud of that. I also have a ton of familiars, which I'm also proud of.
Ascensions:
| Date
| Days
| Level
| Class
| Type
| Skill
| Notes
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| 06/09/05
| 266
| 15
| Sauceror
| n/a
| Advanced Saucecrafting
| For the longest time I thought I would go on like this forever.
|
| 08/29/05
| 82
| 11
| Pastamancer
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Pastamastery
| After 3 months of not eating, I just wanted to get this one over with. I'm not sure why getting all the Cooking skills seemed important. I probably wasn't in the Oxycore mindset at the time.
|
| 11/14/05
| 80
| 13
| Disco Bandit
| Softcore No Path
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting
| I had never played a class that wasn't Magicalness based before, and I wanted a test run before I Oxycore'd it up. Then I got bored and the ascension took forever.
|
| 05/05/06
| 74
| 13
| Sauceror
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Advanced Saucecrafting
| By this time I had decided I was going to Oxycore every class. I had gotten to play with the plexiglass pocketwatch and I decided I wanted all the plexiglass items. I also stopped to screw around for a couple of months before ascending again. I'm not sure why I took Saucecrafting, except maybe I was planning for future Hardcore runs after I was done with the Oxycores.
|
| 07/17/06
| 73
| 12
| Turtle Tamer
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Amphibian Sympathy
| I was really worried about playing a melee class at first. Then I got really into it. This was my fastest ascension ever, at just over 2 months total. I know I ascend slowly, but I'm lazy and I have fun. I took Sympathy because I've always been big on my Familiars.
|
| 11/25/06
| 133
| 12
| Disco Bandit
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Ambidextrous Funkslinging
| I had originally planned to take Cocktailcrafting again so it would be a Hardcore permanent, but I played him differently this time, and I really liked Funkslinging. Two items at once is especially useful against the NS. Then I got back to school and all hell broke loose, resulting in my third overblown ascension.
|
| (current)
|
|
| Seal Clubber
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
| I wasn't sure what to expect here. I'd played a TT, so I knew what a melee class is like, but the TT had the benefit of the Butt attacks. I have friends who swear by Thrust-smacks though, so I didn't think it would be so bad. I'm doing alright. I'm just not sure how long it will take.
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| (projected)
|
|
| Accordion Thief
| Hardcore Oxygenarian
| Torso Awaregness
| I'm not looking forward to being a Buffbot, but I really want that Pendant. Never Fumble and 30% Moxie more than make up for the only class-specific effect on a plexiglass item. Plus, since I'm about as likely to buff after this run as Jick is to create a new item for me, I can take Torso Awaregness!
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