User:LiquidPhire

Planned Ascensions

Familiars
Billy	Scurvy	Mirror Testicles	Captain Crunch	Worthless
Nail In Your Skull	Retar D' Drater	Dusty	Evil Otto	Freaky Mess
Shroomz	Cock	Sparky	Dirty Sanchez	The Caustic Dildo
sshole	Je Suis Merde	Twitchy the Spaz	Alex	Chibi-Robo
My Hair Is On Fire!	Peppy	Slurpy	Pimp with a Hat	The Taterater

</tr>

LiquidPhire is an avid Kingdom of Loathing player and leader of the clan Stark Raving Mad. His account was created on November 13, 2004. He is currently 26 years old and resides in Los Angeles. His hobbies are speaking Japanese, snowboarding, diving, playing video games, and reading.

Current Game Goals

• Get the Gourdcore Trophy.
• Get the Jack of Several Trades Trophy.
• Get the Trivially Skilled Trophy.
• Get the Three-Tiered Trophy.
• Get the Plexiglasss Pith Helmet.
• Get the Plexiglass Pike Pike.
• Maintain Stark Raving Mad and try to get it to full capacity of 20 active members.

Most Prized Possessions

• Tiny Plastic Sword
• Mr. Accessory x 2
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Coffee pixie

</tr>
NOTE: Profile design by Thou Shalt Perish.