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Boyhood and Youth

The adventurer you might know as Gad was born as Glückfried in the sullen moor of the ancient Duchy of Saxony (now Lower Saxony and bordering areas. He grew up in a murder of turtles (Yes, a group of turtles is also called murder) and lived with them until Duke Widukind stumbled him across him and immediately recognised Glücksfried's enormous defensive skills. He became Widukind's bodyguard and was dubbed GlücksfriedTheHero after he managed to shield his mentor from an especially vicious attack by the Christian Franconian invaders. Still, even Glücksfried could not prevent the peaceful heathen Saxons from being overrun by Charles The Great and his Franconians. Eventually Widukind surrendered and had himself baptised. Glücksfried, on the other hand, fled.

Journeyman's Years of Travel

Having lost both his home and mentor, and also his heathen religion, Glückfried wandered the lands aimlessly until he encountered a mysterious Jewish Maggid. The wise man inspired Gluecksfried to a new meaningful life and to convert to Judaism, adopting the name Gad. After years of wandering together the Maggid told Gad about a far away country which was in deep peril. This was the first time he heard about the Kingdom of Loathing. Only few days later the sage Maggid died and Gad knew that finding and saving that Kingdom was his fate.

Welcome to the Kingdom. N00b.

After a surprisingly eventless search, Gad entered the realms of King Ralph XII in what some people would call early January 2005. Here his amphibious past immediately let him to the class of Turtle Tamers, to which has been true ever since. During the first months in the Kingdom, GadTheHero only fought against monsters and petted a growing menagerie of little familiars. Still mourning the loss of his home and his two mentors, he mostly kept to himself and even visited the mall only rarely.

A Stranger is a Friend you haven't met

Totally out of the blue, a recruiter of The Council of Shadow, a certain Roy Harper, approched Gad in late spring/early summer and offered him shelter in that growing clan. Gad was more than willing to try out clan life, and was soon firmly integrated into clan chore, making a fast rise into the below-leadership level of the CoS, and becoming a Knight of the Council. In this position he maintained the clan's website, moderated its forum and participate in planning and carrying out various other clan activities.

At the same time, Gad discoverd /haiku and soon spent a lot of his (limited) online time shuttling between the clan chat and the house of Asian poetry, and when the former busy activity in /clan began to wane, /haiku shifted more and more into the centre of Gad's attention.

By November, Gad's huge ego split and his spiritual side embodied itself in the form of GadTheMaggid, who slowly started to develop a guide for Kosher adventuring.

Dawn of a new Era

Only shortly after that, GadTheHero was invited to The Blues' Crimbo Party, an offer no serious Haikuer could turn down, especially at a point at which the CoS was more inactive than ever. So, even though his re-entry into the CoS was not save, due to the absence of the almighty clan leader, Gad left for the party, he the time of his (KoL)life, and then went back only to find that his clan's door had closed behind him and none of the people inside had the key. So, Gad slept alone at his campground for a while, until The Blues took pity and let him back in as a visitor. Overwhelmed by Gad's thankfulness, The Blues eventually offered him full membership. The rest is history.


Proud member of The Blues


Skill Chart

n/a P HP Eartrumpet.gifImage:eartrumpet.gifSpookyraven Manor Bathysphere.gifImage:bathysphere.gifThe Sea Floor
Club.gifImage:Club.gifSeal Clubber Happy.gifImage:happy.gifSeal Clubbing Frenzy (skill) Clobber.gifImage:clobber.gifClobber Furfur.gifImage:furfur.gifHide of the Otter Boneclaw.gifImage:boneclaw.gifClaws of the Otter Tongue.gifImage:tongue.gifTongue of the Otter Club.gifImage:Club.gifThrust-Smack Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifSuper-Advanced Meatsmithing Eyeball.gifImage:eyeball.gifEye of the Stoat Hskin.gifImage:hskin.gifHide of the Walrus Varcolacpaw.gifImage:varcolacpaw.gifClaws of the Walrus Tonguecharm.gifImage:tonguecharm.gifTongue of the Walrus Cudgel.gifImage:cudgel.gifLunging Thrust-Smack Reindeer.gifImage:reindeer.gifRage of the Reindeer Brokeskull.gifImage:brokeskull.gifDouble-Fisted Skull Smashing Coldvial.gifImage:coldvial.gifNorthern Exposure Stench.gifImage:stench.gifMusk of the Moose Malus_sm.gifImage:malus_sm.gifPulverize Wolfmask.gifImage:wolfmask.gifSnarl of the Timberwolf Hookspear.gifImage:hookspear.gifHarpoon!
Turtle.gifImage:turtle.gifTurtle Tamer Happy.gifImage:happy.gifPatience of the Tortoise (skill) Toss.gifImage:toss.gifToss Headbutt.gifImage:headbutt.gifHeadbutt Spongeshield.gifImage:spongeshield.gifSkin of the Leatherback Heartleft.gifImage:heartleft.gifAmphibian Sympathy Ghosturtle.gifImage:ghosturtle.gifGhostly Shell (skill) Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifArmorcraftiness Turtle.gifImage:turtle.gifTenacity of the Snapper (skill) Kneebutt.gifImage:kneebutt.gifKneebutt Empathy.gifImage:empathy.gifEmpathy of the Newt Scharm.gifImage:scharm.gifReptilian Fortitude (skill) Simpleshield.gifImage:simpleshield.gifShieldbutt Mpoints.gifImage:mpoints.gifWisdom of the Elder Tortoises Blackshell.gifImage:blackshell.gifAstral Shell (skill) Spookyvial.gifImage:spookyvial.gifCold-Blooded Fearlessness Cardboardshield.gifImage:cardboardshield.gifHero of the Half-Shell Turtlehat.gifImage:turtlehat.gifTao of the Terrapin Ghosturtle.gifImage:ghosturtle.gifSpectral Snapper Leviatuga.gifImage:leviatuga.gifSummon Leviatuga
Pastaspoon.gifImage:pastaspoon.gifPastamancer Happy.gifImage:happy.gifManicotti Meditation Line.gifImage:line.gifSpaghetti Spear Ravshurikens.gifImage:ravshurikens.gifRavioli Shurikens Entnoodles.gifImage:entnoodles.gifEntangling Noodles Lasbandage.gifImage:lasbandage.gifLasagna Bandages Pastacannon.gifImage:pastacannon.gifCannelloni Cannon Pasta.gifImage:pasta.gifPastamastery Fusilli.gifImage:fusilli.gifSpringy Fusilli (skill) Chefstaff8.gifImage:chefstaff8.gifSpirit of Rigatoni Stuffshell.gifImage:stuffshell.gifStuffed Mortar Shell Hp1.gifImage:hp1.gifSpirit of Ravioli Ironspoon.gifImage:ironspoon.gifWeapon of the Pastalord String.gifImage:string.gifLeash of Linguini (skill) Chrysalis.gifImage:chrysalis.gifCannelloni Cocoon Hotvial.gifImage:hotvial.gifTolerance of the Kitchen Blpepper.gifImage:blpepper.gifFlavour of Magic Wok_sm.gifImage:wok_sm.gifTranscendental Noodlecraft Fearfulfet.gifImage:fearfulfet.gifFearful Fettucini Batter2.gifImage:batter2.gifTempuramancy
Saucepan.gifImage:saucepan.gifSauceror Happy.gifImage:happy.gifSauce Contemplation Salsaball.gifImage:salsaball.gifSalsaball Saucestream.gifImage:saucestream.gifStream of Sauce Saucysalve.gifImage:saucysalve.gifSaucy Salve Wad.gifImage:wad.gifExpert Panhandling Elesphere.gifImage:elesphere.gifElemental Saucesphere (skill) Reagent.gifImage:reagent.gifAdvanced Saucecrafting Raincloud.gifImage:raincloud.gifSaucestorm Pepsphere.gifImage:pepsphere.gifJalapeño Saucesphere (skill) Saucewave.gifImage:saucewave.gifWave of Sauce Spice.gifImage:spice.gifIntrinsic Spiciness Pepsphere2.gifImage:pepsphere2.gifJabañero Saucesphere (skill) Saucegeyser.gifImage:saucegeyser.gifSaucegeyser Potion7.gifImage:potion7.gifImpetuous Sauciness Stenchvial.gifImage:stenchvial.gifDiminished Gag Reflex Blend.gifImage:blend.gifImmaculate Seasoning Vinegar.gifImage:vinegar.gifThe Way of Sauce Skullshld.gifImage:skullshld.gifScarysauce (skill) Potion12.gifImage:potion12.gifDeep Saucery
Discoball.gifImage:discoball.gifDisco Bandit Discoball.gifImage:discoball.gifDisco Aerobics Hernia.gifImage:hernia.gifSuckerpunch Eyepoke.gifImage:eyepoke.gifDisco Eye-Poke Pshorts.gifImage:pshorts.gifOverdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation Tent1.gifImage:tent1.gifDisco Nap Dance1.gifImage:dance1.gifDisco Dance of Doom Shaker.gifImage:shaker.gifAdvanced Cocktailcrafting Meat.gifImage:meat.gifNimble Fingers Dance2.gifImage:dance2.gifDisco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo Pebbles.gifImage:pebbles.gifMad Looting Skillz Tent2.gifImage:tent2.gifDisco Power Nap Facestab.gifImage:facestab.gifDisco Face Stab Travtrou.gifImage:travtrou.gifDisco Fever Ninjastars.gifImage:ninjastars.gifAmbidextrous Funkslinging Sleazevial.gifImage:sleazevial.gifHeart of Polyester Footprints.gifImage:footprints.gifSmooth Movement Still_sm.gifImage:still_sm.gifSuperhuman Cocktailcrafting Terrortango.gifImage:terrortango.gifTango of Terror Ccannonball.gifImage:ccannonball.gifSalacious Cocktailcrafting
Accordion.gifImage:accordion.gifAccordion Thief Accordion.gifImage:accordion.gifMoxie of the Mariachi Breath.gifImage:breath.gifSing Madrigal.gifImage:madrigal.gifThe Moxious Madrigal Mojomusc.gifImage:mojomusc.gifThe Magical Mojomuscular Melody Celerity.gifImage:celerity.gifCletus's Canticle of Celerity (skill) Arrowsmith.gifImage:arrowsmith.gifThe Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith Plenty.gifImage:plenty.gifThe Polka of Plenty Jackasses.gifImage:jackasses.gifJackasses' Symphony of Destruction (skill) Fatleons.gifImage:fatleons.gifFat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (skill) Brawnees.gifImage:brawnees.gifBrawnee's Anthem of Absorption (skill) Psalm.gifImage:psalm.gifThe Psalm of Pointiness Superiority.gifImage:superiority.gifStevedave's Shanty of Superiority (skill) Antiphon.gifImage:antiphon.gifAloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (skill) Odetobooze.gifImage:odetobooze.gifThe Ode to Booze Sonata.gifImage:sonata.gifThe Sonata of Sneakiness (skill) Cantata.gifImage:cantata.gifCarlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill) Urkels.gifImage:urkels.gifUr-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (skill) Dirge.gifImage:dirge.gifDirge of Dreadfulness (skill) Bubblyballad.gifImage:bubblyballad.gifDonho's Bubbly Ballad (skill)
Book4.gifImage:book4.gifHobopolis Campfire.gifImage:campfire.gifConjure Relaxing Campfire Snowflake.gifImage:snowflake.gifMaximum Chill Blooddrops.gifImage:blooddrops.gifMudbath Wink.gifImage:wink.gifInappropriate Backrub Sleepy.gifImage:sleepy.gifCreepy Lullaby Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifslime-soaked hypophysis Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews Slimehypo.gifImage:Slimehypo.gifSlimy Sinews
Fire.gifImage:fire.gifAwesome Balls of Fire Cyclone.gifImage:cyclone.gifSnowclone Egg.gifImage:egg.gifEggsplosion Greasebolt.gifImage:greasebolt.gifGrease Lightning Tombstone2.gifImage:tombstone2.gifRaise Backup Dancer Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifslime-soaked brain Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses Slimebrain.gifImage:Slimebrain.gifSlimy Synapses
Music2.gifImage:music2.gifHobopolis skills Richie.gifImage:richie.gifThe Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (skill) Medley.gifImage:medley.gifBenetton's Medley of Diversity (skill) Etude.gifImage:etude.gifElron's Explosive Etude (skill) Chorale.gifImage:chorale.gifChorale of Companionship (skill) Prelude.gifImage:prelude.gifPrelude of Precision (skill) Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifslime-soaked sweat gland Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders Slimesweat.gifImage:Slimesweat.gifSlimy Shoulders
Cassagnome.gifImage:cassagnome.gifFragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome Shirtkit.gifImage:shirtkit.gifTorso Awaregness Glassballs.gifImage:glassballs.gifPowers of Observatiogn Wad.gifImage:wad.gifGnefarious Pickpocketing Hp1.gifImage:hp1.gifGnomish Hardigness Mpoints.gifImage:mpoints.gifCosmic Ugnderstanding Blacknotebook.gifImage:blacknotebook.gifHodgman Roe.gifImage:roe.gifBorn Scrabbler Wad.gifImage:wad.gifThrift and Grift Hp1.gifImage:hp1.gifAbs of Tin Mpoints.gifImage:mpoints.gifMarginally Insane Mracc.gifImage:mracc.gifMr. Store Dsnowcone.gifImage:dsnowcone.gifSummon Snowcone Groucho.gifImage:groucho.gifSummon Hilarious Objects Candyheart.gifImage:candyheart.gifSummon Candy Hearts Divblowout.gifImage:divblowout.gifSummon Party Favor Massager.gifImage:massager.gifSummon "Tasteful" Gifts Papersword.gifImage:papersword.gifSummon Stickers Heartrock.gifImage:heartrock.gifSummon Love Songs
Etc Stomach.gifImage:stomach.gifChronic Indigestion Commacha.gifImage:commacha.gifCLEESH Pliers.gifImage:pliers.gifReally Expensive Jewelrycrafting Snout.gifImage:snout.gifTranscendent Olfaction Prismwad.gifImage:prismwad.gifRainbow Gravitation Dripgland.gifImage:dripgland.gifVent Rage Gland Cleave.gifImage:cleave.gifFurious Cleave Shout.gifImage:shout.gifMighty Shout (skill)

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