User:Duffkiligan

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Hi there. I, Duffkiligan, have stolen this Layout from Mlady_Leander (#634867) without asking what so ever. =]

Accomplishments

01/28/08 08:46:28 PM - You have been selected as the second prize winner of yesterday's raffle! A raffle prize box containing your zombie pineal gland is waiting in your inventory.

You have proven yourself literate.
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
You have unlocked 55 tattoos.
You have earned 30 trophies.
You have collected 50 familiars.
You have completed 4 Hardcore ascensions.
You have picked 7 pretty flowers in PvP combat.
You saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
You delved 25 floor(s) into the basement over your entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
You donated 1 brick to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.

Skill Chart:

This is a chart of all the skills and what I do and don't have permed. (p)=softcore permed (HP) = hardcore permed

Lvl Seal Clubber Turtle Tamer Pastamancer Sauceror Disco Bandit Accordion Thief
0 Seal Clubbing Frenzy Patience of the Tortoise Manicotti Meditation Sauce Contemplation Disco Aerobics Moxie of the Mariachi
1 Hide of the Otter Headbutt Minor Ray of Something Stream of Sauce Disco Eye-Poke (HP)Moxious Madrigal
2 Claws of the Otter Skin of the Leatherback Entangling Noodles Saucy Salve Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3 (p)Tongue of the Otter (p)Amphibian Sympathy Lasagna Bandages Expert Panhandling Disco Nap Canticle of Celerity
4 Thrust-Smack Ghostly Shell eXtreme Ray of Something Elemental Saucesphere Disco Dance of Doom The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5 Super-Advanced Meatsmithing Armorcraftiness (HP)Pastamastery (p)Saucecrafting (HP)Cocktailcrafting The Polka of Plenty
6 Eye of the Stoat Tenacity of the Snapper Spriny Fusilli (p)Saucestorm Nimble Fingers Symphony of Destruction
7 Hide of the Walrus Kneebutt (p)Spirit of Rigatoni Jalapeño Saucesphere Electric Boogaloo Phat Loot Lyric
8 Claws of the Walrus (p)Empathy of the Newt Cone of Whatever Wave of Sauce Mad Looting Skillz Anthem of Absorption
9 Tongue of the Walrus Reptilian Fortitude Spirit of Ravioli Intrinsic Spiciness Disco Power Nap The Psalm of Pointiness
10 Lunging Thrust-Smack Shieldbutt Weapon of the Pastalord Jabañero Saucesphere Disco Face Stab Shanty of Superiority
11 Rage of the Reindeer Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (p)Leash of Linguini Saucegeyser Crossbow Fever Antiphon of Aptitude
12 (p)Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (p)Astral Shell (p)Cannelloni Cocoon Impetuous Sauciness (HP)Ambidextrous Funkslinging The Ode to Booze
13 Northern Exposure Cold-Blooded Fearlessness Tolerance of the Kitchen Diminished Gag Reflex Heart of Polyester Sonata of Sneakiness
14 Musk of the Moose Hero of the Half-Shell Flavour of Magic (p)Immaculate Seasoning Smooth Movement Cantata of Confrontation
15 Pulverize (p)Tao of the Terrapin (p)Transcendental Noodlecraft (p)The Way of Sauce Superhuman Cocktailcrafting Aria of Annoyance
Man Snarl of the Timberwolf Spectral Snapper Fearful Fettucini Scarysauce Tango of Terror Dirge of Dreadfulness
Gnomish Torso Awaregness, Gnomish Hardigness, Cosmic Ugnderstanding, Powers of Observatiogn, Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Spec CLEESH, Chronic Indigestion, Summon Snowcone, Summon Hilarious Objects, (HP) Summon Candy Hearts

Runs

1st run:

Level: 11

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: none

Turns: 1,781

Days: 19

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Pastamancery

Familiar of Choice: Cocoabo

Familiar Percentage: 74%

Notes: Just learning the game, introduced my friend to it. Not much help, a little from /newbie to get my Cocoabo.

2nd run:

Level: 11

Class: Sauceror Sauceror.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 1,551

Days: 16

Path: Normal, Teetotaler

Skill Kept: Advanced Saucecrafting

Familiar of Choice: Cocoabo

Familiar Percentage: 91%

Notes: Learned about the wiki, used it to help this Teetotaler path go a bit faster, and to choose the right skill.


3rd run:

Level: 15

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: The Wombat

Turns: 3,819

Days: 38

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Transcendental Noodlecraft

Familiar of Choice: Baby Gravy Fairy

Familiar Percentage: 49%

Notes: Decided to get the level 15s out of the way to make Hi Meins for the remander of my runs. The fairy was used to test it, I liked the item drops, but the Cocoabo treated me better, hence the 49%. The Wombat was the sign for pure testing, seeing how well the moxie skills worked with me as a player, early on I became more and more spade-like.

4th run:

Level: 15

Class: Sauceror Sauceror.gif

Sign: The Wombat

Turns: 2,369

Days: 21

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: The Way of Sauce

Familiar of Choice: Comma Chameleon

Familiar Percentage: 67%

Notes: Got enough money to donate to get the (then much cheaper) Comma Chameleon. Got it around half way through to get the 67%. I didn't realize then it wasn't that great. I had it on a Jill-o-Lantern most of the run just to feel good.

5th run:

Level:11

Class: Turtle Tamer Turtletamer.gif

Sign: The Mongoose

Turns: 1,491

Days: 22

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Amphibian Sympathy

Familiar of Choice: Comma Chameleon

Familiar Percentage: 70%

Notes: NS-13 lead in run. The days would have been less if I didn't want to ascend the day of NS-13. The Chameleon worked well for most of the run, but I switched to the Fairy I had gotten that run for a bit.

6th run:

Level:13

Class: Seal Clubber Sealclubber.gif

Sign: The Mongoose

Turns: 2,448

Days: 27

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Double-Fisted Skull Smashing

Familiar of Choice: Comma Chameleon

Familiar Percentage: 99%

Notes: I was looking forward to NS-13 for a long time, and it paid off. This run was long, but it was fast as the rest of my Real Life Kol friends ascensions went. The Chameleon treated me well these past runs, but with NS-13 out I needed to find a less costly one. The equipment for the Chameleon was was too many pulls for this new 1,000 turn ronin stuff. It was a Penguin Goodfella for the majority of this run.

7th run:

Level: 14

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 2,297

Days: 20

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Cannelloni Cocoon

Familiar of Choice: Penguin Goodfella

Familiar Percentage: 47%

Notes: I got the Goodfella via trading multi, and got it when I was out of ronin. It was the best choice of familiar I've ever made, more on this in my next run. I can't believe how much this paid off.

8th run:

Level: 14

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: The Opossum

Turns: 3,579

Days: 40

Path: Hardcore, no path

Skill Kept: Pastamancery

Familiar of Choice: Penguin Goodfella

Familiar Percentage: 47%

Notes: Level 4, on the Battlefield. Time Traveling Hypnotist. I couldn't hit it, nor did I have anything except Spaghetti Spear. I looked through my items: Spices, and a Single Dys-pepsi grenade. Then I saw it, my goodfella contracts. Two of those, and he was done! I got my first ultra-rare! And in HC Too! Later in the run, I got an Ankh and a couple other rare drops to help out this first HC go by smoothly. The thing about it, I was going for Bad Moon. No clovers. =[ I ended up FORGETTING I had unlocked it. A sad day in Duffkiligan's history. All that work for nothing.

9th run:

Level: 13

Class: Sauceror Sauceror.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 1,329

Days: 9

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Saucestorm

Familiar of Choice: Penguin Goodfella

Familiar Percentage: 95%

Notes: I couldn't get over the Goodfella helping me so much, I had to keep it. I had sold the Watch out of HC and got my Myst equipment. Mr. Accessories, Navel ring, Staves, JEW Hat, ect. This is where everything got... spade-like. Not only did the watch give me this, some how the RNG loved me enough to give me another UR, this time the Crazy Bastard Sword. Again, sold and more Diamond/Spade entered my body through items and speed. I got a full time outfit including two Time Swords, and the Solitare I got from my HC.

10th run:

Level: 15

Class: Turtle Tamer Turtletamer.gif

Sign: The Blender

Turns: 1,413

Days: 8

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Tao of the Terrapin

Familiar of Choice: Penguin Goodfella

Familiar Percentage: 94%

Notes: Things got even faster, and easier for me. I understood all there was to understand. I knew the quests like the back of my hand, I had all the equipment I'd ever need. I was doing great, and people were starting to get jealous. I had to stop bragging out of game... did I mention a little club? Also, this was the run I started planning out my ascensions, I knew what I needed and in what order. I'm not worried about how fast these runs go, but they'll make my others faster.

11th run:

Level: 13

Class: Turtle Tamer Turtletamer.gif

Sign: The Mongoose

Turns: 1,137

Days: 7

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Astral Shell (skill)

Familiar of Choice: Penguin Goodfella

Familiar Percentage: 84%

Notes: I was knocking days off left and right. These TT runs were getting easy, I was getting more and more used to my Muscle stat being dominate, but I didn't feel at home without Myst being my main, I felt... incomplete. And I knew what I had to do, but it wasn't Myst.

12th run:

Level: 13

Class: Seal Clubber Sealclubber.gif

Sign: The Mongoose

Turns: 1,213

Days: 7

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Tongue of the Otter

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 83%

Notes: I got the Minion the day it came out at 11:31 pm EST. I was the first, I edited the wiki on everything it included. Nothing else happed this run, except that I knew what other skills I needed.

13th run:

Level: 13

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 1,252

Days: 6

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Leash of Linguini (skill)

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 98%

Notes: My first six day run! I had so much knowledge of Pastamancers at this time, I knew how to plan out my run perfectly. At level six, whilst farming for the Steel Margarita, I got my third and most recent UR, the Hypnodisk. I quickly sent it to my multi and sold it. I had unending RNG love at this point. My clan leader had only gotten one UR in 3 years and I had three in less than a year. I bought more ascension helping items and continued my run.

14th run:

Level: 13

Class: Disco Bandit Discobandit.gif

Sign: The Blender

Turns: 1,234

Days: 7

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Ambidextrous Funkslinging

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 100%

Notes: I figured I'd get a moxie out of the way, and knew I wanted Ambidextrous. I didn't get Cocktail crafting because I saw no need for it. I had a TPS and I could buy Superhuman drinks before my next run. My turn count is funny, I was at 1,232 when I saw it. I burned two adventures just for the hell of it.

15th run:

Level: 13

Class: Pastamancer Pastamancer.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 1,082

Days: 6

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Spirit of Rigatoni

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 91%

Notes: My lowest turncount! It was such an easy run that it wasn't even funny. I thought I was going to be in ronin while ascending, but just out of it. I went for Rigitoni just to make my Myst classes that much easier.

16th run:

Level: 14

Class: Sauceror Sauceror.gif

Sign: The Marmot

Turns: 1,387

Days: 8

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Immaculate Seasoning

Familiar of Choice: Wizard Action Figure

Familiar Percentage: 96%

Notes: I'm halfway done with the Amateur tour guide trophy! I've also gotten my Confetti Trophy, and I also got the TP S2 trophy! The only reason this took 8 days was because of freaking Arizona not changing with DST. I was on at 10pm EST expecting to have an hour and a half to beat the NS and ascend. Wrong. I had half an hour. Oh well. It didn't effect me much. My next run was going to be nine days any way to get the last two Fairy familiars, now it will only have to be eight.

17th run:

Level: 14

Class: Turtle Tamer Turtletamer.gif

Sign: Mongoose

Turns: 1,616

Days: 8

Path: Normal, no path

Skill Kept: Empathy of the Newt

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 77%

Notes: I could've made it 6days, wanted the mushrooms. Got the last two muscle-sign familiars, and some Gloomy/Oily mushroom wines! I messed around a bit at the end, eating Spooky Surprise eggs and getting very few lucre(3). I kept empathy like I thought. I figured I would ascend with the Minion to give him the honor of being my most used familiar to-date. On the last day of this ascension, on my 14th Egg, I got it. What do I mean by it? I mean my 4th Ultra Rare. I got the Tiny Plastic Naughty Sorceress. Woo! A few months of playing and 4 ultra rares! The RNG loves me. Needless to say I sold it. I bought a cheshire bitten and a Custom Avatar form. I still have 40mil left! Woo! Well, I ascended without using my bitten, oh well. I'll use my minion one last time before retirement, he deserves my respect; He's treated me very nicely.

18th run:

Level: 14

Class: Disco Bandit Discobandit.gif

Sign: The Blender

Turns: 2,491

Days: 19

Path: Hardcore, no path

Skill Kept: Advanced Cocktail Crafting

Familiar of Choice: Hunchbacked Minion

Familiar Percentage: 100%

Notes: Bad moon lead in! Holy crap I hate hardcore. I choose DB because I like moxie in HC, and needed another summoning thing for my future(HA!) hardcores. No clovers is KILLING ME. No Epic weapon, no easy leveling, man this sucks. Oh well, once I get my Brimstone, it'll all be worth it. I can't wait to use my Bitten! Oh wait, I have F***ING Bad moon!

19th run:

Level: 13

Class: Accordion Thief Accordionthief.gif

Sign: Bad Moon

Turns: 2,281

Days: 19

Path: Hardcore, no path

Skill Kept: The Moxious Madrigal

Familiar of Choice: Blood-Faced Volleyball

Familiar Percentage: 68%

Notes: Bad moon holy crap! I finally made it. A 19 day No Clover lead in, not bad since it was only my second hardcore. So far so good. Bad Moon is easier than the lead in! 19day run! Woot! Just as fast as my lead-in. However, this was my first AT ever! Next to Bad Moon Disco Bandit....

20th run:

Level: 14

Class: Disco Bandit Discobandit.gif

Sign: Bad Moon

Turns: 2,553

Days: 22

Path: Hardcore, no path

Skill Kept: Ambidextrous Funkslinging

Familiar of Choice: Blood-Faced Volleyball

Familiar Percentage: 94%

Notes: Well, I did it. I finished my two bad moons. I'm lovin' the Brimstone already. During this run I got a little lazy when it came to the battlefield. I only did the dooks and the Beach. That put me to level 14 and took 22 days. I had crimbo for this and my last run, it helped SO MUCH. Next, back into softcore.

21st run:

Level: n/a

Class: Accordion Thief Accordionthief.gif

Sign: The Blender

Turns: n/a

Days: n/a

Path: Softcore, no path

Skill Kept: The Ode to Booze?

Familiar of Choice: Cheshire Bat

Familiar Percentage: 68%

Notes: Wow, day 4 and I have 336 mox when I should have 113.... I love brimstone. Day 6, at the tower with 188 adv. Sweet. However, I'm over drunk. Not a misclick, but a god-damn bang potion. I forgot about the drunkenness and drank away... Michael von Grimm advised me to use a sober pill.... dick. Oh well. Maybe I'll turn this into my "Trophy hunting" run....

Trophies So Far

I Heart Canadia Get oot eh.gif
Palindrophy A dog a plan.gif
Platinum Skull Big head todd.gif
Disgusting Cocktail The nastiest cocktail.gif
The Ghuol Cup Ghuolishly good.gif
Der Toastdieb You done took my toast.gif
Easy Come Easy Go Van went.gif
Weeping Pizza Angst with extra cheese.gif
Failure to Communicate Shakin the bush here boss.gif
Tiny Plastic Trophy Nice trophy pablo honey.gif
Gadget Inspector Go go gadget trophy.gif
Three-Tiered Trophy No less than three.gif
Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy The dude abides.gif
Slice and Dice With friends like these.gif
Your Log Saw Something That Night Better than bad its good.gif
Little Chickadee No well ten beers.gif
Festive Dismemberment In deep end ents.gif
Slapstick Whoops whoops whoops.gif
Bringer of Storms Jeff was right.gif
I Love A Parade But it doesnt love me back.gif
Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy Just like grandmas dentures.gif
Hothouse Hero Gonna go fondle my sweaters.gif
Cool Customer Like a cucumber on pluto.gif
Dreadful, Just Dreadful Horror has a new name.gif
Malodorous Melodious and mellifluous.gif
Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge This parrot is nude.gif
Let My Bugbears Go! You damned dirty human.gif