User:Crack Jackie

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[edit] Basic Information

PlayerName: Crack Jackie (Crack_Jackie)
PlayerID: #582050
Favorite Class: Disco Bandit
Quote: "I may be another class today, but I will always be a Disco Bandit in spirit!"

[edit] About Crack Jackie

Having started her career as a temporary Loather on Tuesday, July 26th, 2005, Crack Jackie began her claim to fame—or infamy—as a Disco Bandit. Having survived through several of the Kingdom's dastardly days, including White Wednesday and NS13, she continues to play and progress through KoL.
Pre-NS13, she was within a constant Hardcore Pathed runs and yet to have return to them now that NS13 has dropped. She currently helps run a website dedicated to the chat channel Valhalla and the Valhallans that frequent there. This website is aptly named KoL Afterlife.
Now after a few twists and turns, Crackie has decided to return to her Hardcore pathed runs. While doing so, she will attempt to pick up and start selling upper-level jewelry. She still hopes to see a Wolf-based Familiar which acts as follows:

- 1/3rd (or more) of a Volleyball:  Grinning with such big teeth it has
- 1/3rd (or more) of a Fairy:  Finding stuff with such a big nose it has
- some type of an attacking familiar:  Hitting with such big claws it has
- some form of the Ghuol Whelp:  Howling at the moon, and you feel stronger....?
- Possibly more powerful with the moons.

[edit] BarKol 2.0

Heart: 23%
Diamond: 28%
Spade: 36%
Club: 12%
You are a Powerplayer just like Zair!

[edit] Crackie's Skills

[edit] Crackie's Accomplishments

Co-Creator of Valhallan website, KoL Afterlife (Currently Down)

Holding a place in the top ten spot of Stuffed Cheshire bitten collections.

Writing/creating several Kingdom of Loathing (Bedtime) stories.

For a while and currently, being the most eligible bachelorette in /channel Valhalla.

Being completely and totally obsessed with Cheshire Bittens.