For the similarly named familiar, see Urchin Urchin.
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|Locations||A Rumble Near the Fountain, Ice Skate Territory, Roller Skate Territory|
|Monster Parts||head, foot, spine|
Urchins are little sea creatures that basically look like a ball covered in spines. Y'know, like the back half of a hedgehog, only all over.
This particular urchin is also an adorable little ruffian, an orphan, a scamp with a runny nose and a heart of gold. Ergo, urchin urchin. See what we did there? Anyway, it appears to be earning spare sand dollars by working as a low-level enforcer for the roller skates.
It stabs you with a spine. In the spine. Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!
It sniffles adorably, then stomps on your foot somewhat less adorably. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Argh! Ooh!
It says, "hey, mister! How about some spare change?" When you refuse, it stabs you with a spine. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Argh! Eek! Argh!
It jumps on the back of a roller skate and uses it to build momentum, then jumps off and collides with you, spearing you with several sharp spines. Ow! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ow!
It sniffles adorably and wipes its nose on its sleeve. Er, on one of its spines.
It tries to stab you with a spine, but you have sufficient backbone to dodge.
It asks you for spare change, but you can't spare any.
It rolls toward you, eager to put a bunch of spines through one of your more sensitive parts. Fortunately, you quickly distract it with the ol' "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?" joke. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: bazookafish bubble gum (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: underwater slingshot (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mermaid's purse (? chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|