Ultra Literacy Quest

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Put bluntly: the "Ultra-Literacy Quest" can only be completed by personally showing Jick, Mr. Skullhead, or another lounger that they trust implicitly, through conversation, that you have a good grasp of the English language and that you are generally not an asshat.

You can't stumble across a secret area and do it. If you think about it, the "lounge axes" that some people jokingly refer to sound a lot like "lounge access".

Few players have lounge access. J & S don't particularly want to give whole slews of people lounge access. The Ultra-Literacy Quest was "created" as a red herring so that no one had to be told that they simply weren't wanted in channel lounge.