Could it be? Is it possible that I am fortunate enough to be favored by a visit from...
Ah, no, it is not to be. It is only a disguise. I was foolish to become so filled with hope.
Sadly, I am without candy, since I have spent all of my available money on other things -- the care and feeding of my turtle, and certain... kitchen items.
I do have several rolls of this, though. Perhaps it will serve to satisfy your sweet tooth. Good day.
|You acquire an item: fruitfilm|
- "Haarbürste" is German for "Hairbrush".
- This is a reference to Ulrich Haarbürste's fetishistic stories about wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm.