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Twitching trigger finger

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Item number: 3789
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twitching trigger finger
twitching trigger finger

This is a human -- or at least, humanoid -- finger. It wriggles spastically, reflexively pulling a trigger that isn't there. Or maybe it's trying to scratch itself? What is the sound of one finger itching?

Type: usable
Selling Price: 600 Meat.

Cannot be traded

Only Pastamancers may use this item.

(In-game plural: twitching trigger fingers)

Obtained From

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Not Ultrahydrated)
Trigger? I hardly...

When Used

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You hold the spasmodically-twitching finger up to your eyes, and concentrate on it... expanding your senses... opening your mind...

"pew pew pew!" it says.

"What?"

"shoot shoot shoot! zap zap zap! kill kill kill! pew pew pew!"

Huh. It looks like, whoever's finger this was, his killing instincts focused and possessed his trigger-finger when he died, giving it a sort of murderous semi-sentience. You've heard of this happening now and again -- a single severed bodypart clinging to its original purpose, fighting to maintain a solitary existence after the death of the entire person. Because of this tenacity, it's usually referred to as a "body-badger", or "boba" for short.

"pew pew pew!"

It could come in handy, actually, if you ever need something killed. Which, now that you think about it, is pretty much all of the time. You'll need to provide it with a body, but a basic form conjured from noodles should be sufficient. Linguine, or fettuccini, or something.

"shoot shoot shoot! pew pew pew!"

Concentrating on the finger, you mentally attune yourself to it, carefully pulling the boba spirit from its physical shell and preparing it for later summoning. You decide to name it <Name>.

"pew pew pew!"

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Using this item will sever your connection with <name>. Are you sure you want to do this?
  • Otherwise:
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You have no idea what to do with this thing.

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Collection

TOP 10 twitching trigger finger collections
1. Magic2729 - 23 | 2. Mundania - 19 | 3. Lord Stefano - 10 | 4. Mousseme - 8 | 5. Noskilz - 4
6. rpxx - 3 | 7. xanth - 3 | 8. Queen Diem - 3 | 9. Castiel - 3 | 10. Evangelist_Nine - 3
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
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