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Turtleslinger

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Turtleslinger
Turtleslinger

This is a slingshot which fires an endless stream of tiny, angry snapping turtles.

This weapon is as terrifying as it is impractical.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: weapon (1-handed slingshot)
Power: 50
Muscle Required: 10
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

Enchantment:
Muscle +7

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)



(In-game plural: Turtleslingers)

[edit] Recipe

Wad.gifImage:wad.gifMeat Pasting big rock turtle totem  
Wad.gifImage:wad.gifMeat Pasting turtle factory slingshot
Equals.gifImage:equals.gifRecipe Turtleslinger

[edit] Messages

You sling a furious box turtle from your Turtleslinger, which boxes <its> ears for X damage. POW! BAM! BARF!
You sling a furious loggerhead turtle at <it>, which comes to loggerheads with <it> for X damage. SMACK! BAM! WHAMMO!
You sling a furious snapping turtle from your Turtleslinger, which latches onto <it> for X damage. BARF! WHACK! KAPOW!
  • Against giants:
You sling a projectile from your Turtleslinger and hit the giant right between the eyes! He staggers and falls back in a religiously significant way, taking X damage. BIFF! BOOF! BONK!

[edit] Notes

[edit] References

  • The second attack message is a reference of coming into an argument with someone as in, "They're at loggerheads." The joke is that a Loggerhead is also a species of sea turtle.
  • The "religiously significant way" is probably a nod towards the Old Testament story of David and Goliath.

[edit] History

  • Before May 29th, 2007 this was a 2-handed slingshot.

[edit] See Also

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