Turtlemail hauberk
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turtlemail hauberk
What is a hauberk? Well, to understand what a hauberk is, we must first understand what the word "hauberk" is. It's made up of two words: "hau," which is a Hawaiian plant used in the manufacture of canoes, and "berk," which is Cockney rhyming slang for "a distinguished gentleman of unimpeachable character and indisputable moral fiber." Oh, and a hauberk is a shirt.
Type: shirt
Power: 80
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 28 Meat.Enchantment:
Damage Absorption +30
Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure ( In-game plural: turtlemail hauberks) Recipe
References
- The rhyming slang alluded to is Berkeley Hunt, the rhyming part being an exercise left to the reader.
- "To understand what a hauberk is..." is a paraphrase of this classic Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey : Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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