| Number
| Name
| Image
| Image filename
| Requirement
| Restriction
|
| 1
| Little Boat
|
| gonna need a smaller boat
| Take 100 shore trips
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 2
| Big Boat
|
| party on the big boat
| Take 1000 shore trips
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 3
| I Heart Canadia
|
| get oot eh
| Drink 30 white Canadians
|
|
| 4
| 100 Pound Load
|
| heavy lourde
| Have familiars with a total of 100 pounds
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 5
| 300 Pound Load
|
| crushed under pets
| Have familiars with a total of 300 pounds
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 6
| Silver Yeti
|
| awwwwww
| Use the Yeti Protest Sign 10 times
| No longer attainable (Sign no longer drops and is non-tradeable)
|
| 7
| Golden Yeti
|
| yeti pants now
| Use the Yeti Protest Sign 100 times
| No longer attainable (Sign no longer drops and is non-tradeable)
|
| 8
| Palindrophy
|
| a dog a plan
| Have a Pagoda at your campsite
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 9
| Platinum Skull
|
| big head todd
| Eat 5 bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads
|
|
| 10
| Disgusting Cocktail
|
| the nastiest cocktail
| Drink 5 tomato daiquiris
|
|
| 11
| The Ghuol Cup
|
| ghuolishly good
| Eat 11 pans of ghuol guolash
|
|
| 12
| Der Toastdieb
|
| you done took my toast
| Win toast from another player in PvP
|
|
| 13
|
|
|
|
| Does not exist (see notes)
|
| 14
| Easy Come Easy Go
|
| van went
| Discard a pretty flower
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 15
| Bouquet of Hippies
|
| dirt and dirty
| Eat 420 piles of herb brownies
|
|
| 16
| Weeping Pizza
|
| angst with extra cheese
| Eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas
|
|
| 17
| Black Hole Terrarium
|
| he aint heavy hes my familiar
| Have familiars with a total of 500 pounds
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 18
| Failure to Communicate
|
| shakin the bush here boss
| Eat 50 Lucky Surprise Eggs
|
|
| 19
| Tiny Plastic Trophy
|
| nice trophy pablo honey
| Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 1 figurines in your display case
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 20
| 99 Red Balloons
|
| in a little toy shop
| Use 99 red balloons from the use multiple menu
|
|
| 21
| Gadget Inspector
|
| go go gadget trophy
| Collect ten clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 22
| Boss Boss
|
| dancing in the dark
| Defeat Boss Bat, The Knob Goblin King, Baron Von Ratsworth, and The Bonerdagon with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to 11
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 23
| Jack of Several Trades
|
| master of nuns
| Permagnegntly acquire all 5 skills from Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome
|
|
| 24
| Gourdcore
|
| gored to the core
| Defend the Gourd 21 times in hardcore
| Single hardcore ascension (Purchase before dropping hardcore or breaking King Ralph's prism)
|
| 25
| Let My Bugbears Go!
|
| you damned dirty human
| Receive the One Day in the Life adventure
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 26
| Trivially Skilled
|
| look what i can do
| Permanently acquire the zero-level skill for each of the six classes
|
|
| 27
| This Lousy Trophy
|
| not worth the wait
| Be present for the rollout of ascension
| No longer attainable (9 Jun 2005 only)
|
| 28
| Three-Tiered Trophy
|
| no less than three
| Eat a three-tiered wedding cake
|
|
| 29
| Friend of Elves
|
| thats too friendly pippin
| Beat up 10 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign)
| No longer attainable (26 Dec 2005 - 1 Jan 2006 only)
|
| 30
| Reindeer Hunter
|
| run over by grandma
| Beat up 100 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign)
| No longer attainable (26 Dec 2005 - 1 Jan 2006 only)
|
| 31
| Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy
|
| the dude abides
| Find the trophy on the mantel above the fireplace in the strange leaflet
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 32
| Look, Ma! No Pants!
|
| not wearing any pants
| Don't have pants equipped on New Year 2006
| No longer attainable (1 Jan 2006 only)
|
| 33
| Slice and Dice
|
| with friends like these
| Have a Stab Bat as a "90-100%(?) favorite" in your Ascension History
|
|
| 34
| Gender Bender
|
| ladies and gentlemen
| Undergo 30 sex changes in The Sleazy Back Alley
|
|
| 35
| Golden Meat Stack
|
| hood ornament
| Obtain one million Meat in hardcore
| Single hardcore ascension (Purchase before dropping hardcore or breaking King Ralph's prism)
|
| 36
| Your Log Saw Something That Night
|
| better than bad its good
| Add the text "Laura Palmer" to the Notes section of your Quest Log
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 37
| Little Chickadee
|
| no well ten beers
| Achieve 1000 or more drunkenness
| Single day (Purchase before rollover)
|
| 38
| The Three Amigos
|
| you shot the invisible swordsman
| Donate one million Meat to each of the three statues in The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old
|
|
| 39
| Festive Dismemberment
|
| in deep end ents
| Use a Knob Goblin firecracker on 4 July
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 40
| Best Meal of My Life
|
| also ate zarathustra
| Consume 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 orders of White Citadel fries, 4 Cherry Cloaca Colas, and 4 Diet Cloaca Colas
|
|
| 41
| Scourge of Seals
|
| undercover clubber
| Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 42
| Tzar of Turtles
|
| tortoise reform
| Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 43
| Potentate of Pasta
|
| stop noodling around
| Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 44
| Sauciest Saucier
|
| lost in the sauce once again
| Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 45
| Duke of Disco
|
| saturday night inferno
| Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 46
| Maestro of Mariachi
|
| dance round the room to accordion keys
| Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 47
| The Butler Did It
|
| your mom knows the butler
| Use the reward for The Wizard of Ego quest 30 times
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 48
| Slapstick
|
| whoops whoops whoops
| Discard a banana peel and receive the Schadenfreude adventure 3 times
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 49
| Moderation In All Things
|
| Eliza knew best
| Have Fullness, Drunkenness and Spleen equal to 11
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 50
| The Right Tool For The Job
|
| and a filthy job it is
| Spend 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with a gnollish autoplunger equipped.
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 51
| Hothouse Hero
|
| gonna go fondle my sweaters
| Have hotform and at least 100 bonus Hot Damage and/or hot spell damage
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 52
| Cool Customer
|
| like a cucumber on pluto
| Have coldform and at least 100 bonus Cold Damage and/or cold spell damage
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 53
| Dreadful, Just Dreadful
|
| horror has a new name
| Have spookyform and at least 100 bonus Spooky Damage and/or spooky spell damage
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 54
| Malodorous
|
| melodious and mellifluous
| Have stenchform and at least 100 bonus Stench Damage and/or stench spell damage
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 55
| Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge
|
| this parrot is nude
| Have sleazeform and at least 100 bonus Sleaze Damage and/or sleaze spell damage
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 56
| Crossroads
|
| my shrimps was dead and gone
| Use 50 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
|
|
| 57
| Friend of the Devils
|
| jeremiah was a bullfrog
| Summon any combination of 30 demons in the Summoning Chamber
|
|
| 58
| Bringer of Storms
|
| jeff was right
| Use 100 chaos butterflies
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 59
| Eerily Skilled
|
| howd you do that man thats creepy
| Permanently obtain all six Spookyraven skills
|
|
| 60
| I Love A Parade
|
| but it doesnt love me back
| Multi-use 11 handfuls of confetti
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 61
| Awwww, Yeah
|
| dont worry your pretty little head
| Defeat 240 black puddings
|
|
| 62
| Phileas Foggy
|
| just like tara reid
| Drink 80 around the worlds
|
|
| 63
| Extinctionist
|
| you were devoutly aligned
| Kill each Dungeon of Doom monster 120 times
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 64
| Dirty Laundry
|
| kick em when theyre up
| Have 13 spooky pirate skeletons in your closet
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 65
| Amateur Tour Guide
|
| this boat sucks
| Have 10 different "90-100% favorite" familiars in your Ascension History
|
|
| 66
| Professional Tour Guide
|
| now ive seen it all
| Have 30 different "90-100%(?) favorite" familiars in your Ascension History
|
|
| 67
| Brave Sir Robin
|
| in soviet russia minstrels eat you
| Successfully run away from 100 combats
|
|
| 68
| Desert Wind
|
| what the hell are colitas anyway
| Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory.
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|
| 69
| Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy
|
| just like grandmas dentures
| Have all 64 tiny plastic series 2 figurines in your display case
| State-based (Purchase only while true)
|
| 70
| Master Paster
|
| who runs bartertown
| Discover 69 different Meat Pasting recipes
|
|
| 71
| Golden Spatula
|
| and thats all
| Discover 50 different food recipes
|
|
| 72
| Mellon Baller, Shot Caller
|
| i hardly know her
| Discover 100 different food recipes
|
|
| 73
| BAM!
|
| what do you want on your tombstone
| Discover 150 different food recipes
|
|
| 74
| Speakeasy Savant
|
| ill make a note of it
| Discover 20 different booze recipes
|
|
| 75
| Honky Tonk Hero
|
| hippy hippy shake
| Discover 50 different booze recipes
|
|
| 76
| Cantina Commander
|
| On channel z
| Discover 100 different booze recipes
|
|
| 77
| Apprentice Meatsmacker
|
| tong tong tong tong ta tong tong
| Discover 50 different meatsmithing recipes
|
|
| 78
| Journeyman Meatsmacker
|
| now all you need is a sickle
| Discover 100 different meatsmithing recipes
|
|
| 79
| Master Meatsmacker
|
| two tickets to anville
| Discover 150 different meatsmithing recipes
|
|
| 80
| Preciousss
|
| hey vern its jewels
| Discover 30 different jewelrycrafting recipes
|
|
| 81
| The One That Didn't Get Away
|
| visitors stink earlier
| Defeat a Trophyfish.
|
|
| 82
| Losing Your Marbles
|
| garble varble zous
| Use a big bumboozer marble with a full set of marbles and choose to sell to The Collector
|
|
| 83
| Hunter In Darkness
|
| dodecahardon
| Kill 5 wumpii in a row without dying
| State-based (Purchase only while true; being killed by a wumpus resets the counter)
|
| 84
| Evil's Okay in My Book
|
| im a little bit country
| Become A Little Bit Evil 13 times.
| Single ascension (Purchase before ascending)
|