Triad summoning scroll

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triad summoning scroll
triad summoning scroll

It looks like one of the triad hackers was debugging a summoning ritual. It seems like a pretty straightforward incantation to summon a temporary domestic servant, and you shouldn't need to have a second tongue implanted or anything to pronounce the words.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 75 Meat.

(In-game plural: triad summoning scrolls)
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Item number: 6141
Description ID: 235767837
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Obtained From

Triad Factory
The Sierpinski brothers
triad code wizard

When Used

Scroll1.gif
You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.

"Ah, excellent. Fix me a sandwich, would you? And make it snappy."

The demon grins unpleasantly. "Nothing would please me more than to perform such a petty and trivial task for you, Master. However, due to your substandard pronunciation of certain words in the incantation, you don't actually have any control over me."

"Oh," you say.

The demon turns all your bones into molten iron, and then leaves. You turn back to normal as soon as it's gone, but it really sucks for a moment there.

HPYou lose X hit points.

Or:

Scroll1.gif
You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.

"Ummm," you say. "Well, you could deal with my recycling, I guess? It's been piling up for a while. Might actually be worth a little cash if you take it down to the recycling center."

"Very well, Master. Your wish is my command." It vanishes, then returns a moment later. "Here you are," it says, handing you Y meat.

"That's a lot more meat than I was expecting! I didn't have that much recycling..." you say, but the demon has already disappeared.

Meat.gifYou gain 300-500 Meat.

Or:

Scroll1.gif
You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.

"Ugh, yeah. Can you do something about these wounds? I'm pretty sure the blood is supposed to stay inside me."

"Of course. Hold still." The demon claps its hands, and a sheet of fire rolls over you. Your wounds are healed, though your clothes are a bit singed. and it might take a little while for your eyebrows to grow back. The demon, of course, vanished before you could lodge any complaints.

HPYou gain all hit points.

Or:

Scroll1.gif
You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.

"Well, if you wouldn't mind cleaning up my campsite, that would would save me a lot of time and trouble."

The demon bows. "As you command, Master." It claps its hands, then vanishes.

You look around your campsite and [house], and everything has indeed been cleaned and meticulously arranged. Nice! That should give you a little more time to beat up on monsters.

AdventuresYou gain 1 Adventure.

Or:

Scroll1.gif
You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.

"Well, I'm pretty thirsty, I guess. How about a six-pack?"

The demon bows. "Easily, Master." It pulls a six-pack of cheap Chinese beer out of thin air, hands it to you, then vanishes before your eyes.

Blech. Oh well, it was free.

Beer.gifYou acquire 6 cheap Chinese beers

Notes

  • X is 50% of your maximum HP.
  • Y appears to be 300-500 meat.

References

Collection

TOP 10 triad summoning scroll collections
1. EagleOfThor - 4499 | 2. Joell - 3000 | 3. wonko - 1963 | 4. Violist - 1955 | 5. Asgard - 1567
6. Bifrost - 1480 | 7. Pastahead - 691 | 8. art - 543 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 507 | 10. lupus4 - 357
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings