Transcendental Noodlecraft

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When you acquire the skill:

Brie smiles. "The time has come, O Chef-Mage, for all of our tools to be revealed to you." She draws back a curtain you hadn't noticed before. "Behold. The Wok of Ages. Its secrets are now yours -- stir-fry will bend to your will."

Complete Recipe Guide

Transcendental Noodlecraft recipes, in conjunction with The Wok of Ages, are as follows:

Chow Mein

All chow meins start with a secret blend of herbs and spices and end by being kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

Basic Food Item		Basic Stir-Fry 2 full 2-10 advs 14-18 stat (lvl 3)		Basic Food Item 2		Advanced Stir-Fry 3 full 6-14 advs 27-30 stat (lvl 4)		Chow Mein 5 full 21-28 advs 70-75 stat (lvl 7)
Knoll mushroom		Knoll stir-fry		Knob sausage		Knob sausage stir-fry 27-31 stat?		Knob sausage chow mein 72-76 stat?
Knob mushroom		Knob stir-fry 2-9 advs? 12-18 stat?		bat wing		bat wing stir-fry		bat wing chow mein
spooky mushroom		spooky stir-fry		rat appendix		rat appendix stir-fry 7-14 advs?		rat appendix chow mein
stalk of asparagus		asparagus stir-fry 1 full, 1-5 advs 3-5 Fortitude 3-5 Wizardliness		wad of tofu		tofu stir-fry 1 full, 1-5 advs 4-5 Fortitude 4-6 Wizardliness		tofu chow mein 3 full, 11-18 advs 20-25 Wizardliness 18-22 Fortitude
olive		olive stir-fry 1 full, 1-5 advs 3-5 Wizardliness 2-4 Roguishness		pr0n legs		pr0n stir-fry 2 full, 3-11 advs 7-11 Fortitude 8-12 Roguishness		pr0n chow mein 4 full, 16-23 advs 20-26 Roguishness 20-26 Fortitude

Hi Mein

All hi meins start with a scrumdiddlyumptious solution and end by being kicked up with dry noodles and MSG. You need Pulverize to make nuggets yourself, and The Way of Sauce to cook the sauces.

Nuggets		Elemental Sour Sauce		Hi Mein 5 full, 21-28 advs 70-75/30-35/15-20 stat (lvl 7)
hot nuggets		hot and sour sauce		hot hi mein Muscle/Moxie/Mysticality
cold nuggets		cold and sour sauce		cold hi mein Muscle/Mysticality/Moxie
stench nuggets		stench and sour sauce		stinky hi mein Mysticality/Muscle/Moxie
spooky nuggets		spooky and sour sauce		spooky hi mein Mysticality/Moxie/Muscle
sleaze nuggets		sleazy and sour sauce		sleazy hi mein Moxie/Muscle/Mysticality

Hi meins also give 5 turns of [Element] Breath. These effects give a 5 MP combat skill dealing elemental damage of 1-5 + 2x duration of the effect remaining (capped at a duration of 10).

Lasagna

All lasagnas start with a seasoned meat, which is cooked into a casserole, which is then kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

Food Item		Seasoning		Food 2 full 3-9 advs 25-35 stat (lvl 8)		Dish		Casserole 3 full 8-15 advs 35-45 stat (lvl 9)		Lasagna 3 full 12-16 advs 45-55 stat (lvl 10)
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")		ancient spice		gnatloaf		Gnollish casserole dish		gnatloaf casserole		gnat lasagna
long pork		black pepper		long pork chop sandwiches		Gnollish casserole dish		long pork casserole		long pork lasagna
displaced fish		dehydrated caviar		fishy fish		Gnollish casserole dish		fishy fish casserole		fishy fish lasagna

Wonton

Wontons are based on food ingredients available from the Mysterious Island Quest, which are then kicked up with dry noodles and MSG.

McMillicancuddy Item		Food Item 1 full 2-4 advs 20-30 stat (lvl 10)		Food 3 full 13-16 advs 30-40 each stat (lvl 11)		Wonton 3 full 50-80/20-30 stat (lvl 12)
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager		frat brats		beer basted brat		sausage wonton 12-18 advs
megatofu		mixed wildflower greens		super salad		tofu wonton 11-18 advs

Notes

• Kicking these foods up a notch requires one Adventure.
• The Wok of Ages is only accessible to characters who are currently of a Mysticality class.
• This skill allows you to summon 2 more bunches of dry noodles each day only if you also have Pastamastery. Having this skill alone does not allow you to summon any dry noodles.
• You can kick foods up a notch when falling-down drunk.
• Note that hi meins require interaction between Seal Clubber, Sauceror and Pastamancer classes; for their Pulverize, The Way of Sauce and Transcendental Noodlecraft skills, respectively.