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Toy soldier

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Item number: 1397
Description ID: 439090073
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toy soldier
toy soldier

This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend... this thing will still keep marching step by step, left right left.

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 79 Meat.


(In-game plural: toy soldiers)

Recipe

Uncle-30px.gifImage:Uncle-30px.gifToymaking 2 googly eyes 3 wooden blocks
Equals.gifImage:equals.gifRecipe toy soldier

When used

Soldier.gifImage:soldier.gifToy soldier
The toy soldier grabs a bottle of tequila out of your sack, and downs half of it. Then he stumbles up to your opponent, breaks the bottle against a nearby rock, and stabs him with it for 30-35 damage.
  • Without tequila:
Soldier.gifImage:soldier.gifToy soldier
The toy soldier looks around for a bottle of tequila, but can't find one. He stares at you and grumbles before jumping back into your pocket.

Notes

References

  • This item's description references the first line of the chorus from the 1969 anti-war song "One Tin Soldier" by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter: "Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend."
  • The description also references the first line of the chorus from the 1989 single "Toy Soldiers" by singer Martika (which was also used in the 2004 song "Like Toy Soldiers" by rapper Eminem) : "Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers"

Collection

TOP 10 toy soldier collections
1. SirFlatts - 606 | 2. mule1 - 250 | 3. NINjesse - 215 | 4. hOtzOss - 190 | 5. Kurt Fenreer - 135
6. Gorg - 105 | 7. lechef - 93 | 8. PFC Gibson - 80 | 9. Dr NutButter - 79 | 10. mmcbride - 65
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
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