Toothy pirate
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 You're fighting a toothy pirateYou're temporarily blinded by the flash of a mouth full of gold teeth. The pirate attached to the teeth sees you squint and grins.
"Wow," you say, "you must be a field day for the tooth fairy!"
"What did ye call me?" he asks, unable to see your comma placement. Great, looks like you're getting in another fight.
Hit Message(s):
He bites you with his golden motorcycles. Wait, those are choppers, baby. Choppers. Argh! Argh! Eek!
He bites you in the <skull>. Man, this bites. Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
He bites you with the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Eek! Eek! Argh!
You're momentarily distracted by a gleam of light from one of his many gold teeth. He takes advantage of your distraction, and kicks you in the <skull>.
Ugh! Ow! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He punches you heavily in the <skull>. Looks like he has a golden arm in addition to the golden tooth. And probably a gold finger and a golden eye, and possibly a golden gun. Maybe even a moonraker. Ouch! Oof! Eek! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to bite you with his golden motorcycles, but you point out they're actually choppers.
He tries to bite you, but is stricken with a toothache. What time is it? Tooth hurty.
He tries to bite you on the <skull>, but being a bit too long in the tooth, he misses by several inches.
He tries to bite you in the <skull>, but you counter with some biting criticism.
Fumble Message:
He rears back for another bite, but a messenger appears with an envelope for him. He opens it, sees that it's his dental bill, and promptly keels over in a dead faint.
 | You gain 36-54 Meat. |
Occurs at Barrrney's Barrr
Notes
- You drop the tube of toothpaste on the ground, and the toothy pirate immediately picks it up.
- "Yarrr. Just what I've been lookin' fer," he says, as he whips out a toothbrush and goes to town on his teeth.
- When he's done, he beams a smile at you -- a smile so bright that you're pretty sure it makes a creepy outline of your silhouette on the wall behind you.
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