Tonic water elemental
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 You're fighting a tonic water elementalThis room is guarded by a whirlwind of conscious tonic water. A delicate blend of dangerous and delicious. If you could only see how much it wants to kill you, maybe you would understand.
Hit Message(s):
It throws a lemon parade for you. You're not sure what that means, but it sure hurts. Ugh! Oof!
It scoops you up into a whirlwind of quinine-laced pain. Ouch! Ooh!
It drowns you in bitter water. You don't know when it got bitter. Argh! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
It surrounds you with whirling, surging tonic water. The bubbles go up your nose and make you sneeze. The water goes into your lungs and you can't breathe. All in all, it's not so pleasant. Oof! Ow! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
It throws a lemon parade for you, but you wisely make way for it.
It tries to swoop you up into its whirling water, but you pacify it with a bottle of vodka you find lying nearby.
It tries to drown you in bitter water, but you play a bittersweet symphony and the water slides right over you.
Fumble Message:
It starts to spin toward you again, but is attacked by a sabre-toothed lime! The lime bites it, it crushes the lime, and the lime juice takes the bitterness out of the tonic water. It loses the desire to attack.
 | You gain 17-20 Meat. |
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
References
- A band formed in the 1990s, Tonic's most famous single "If You Could Only See," from their 1996 album, Lemon Parade, included the lyrics "If you could only see the way she loves me / Then maybe you would understand / Why I feel this way about our love / And what I must do"
- The Lemon Parade hit and miss messages are also are also from the song of the same name. "But you wisely make way for it" is part of the song's lyrics, "Make way for the Lemon Parade/ Make way for my girl". "You're not sure what that means" may be referring to the ambiguity of the song lyrics that is often discussed by Tonic's fanbase.
- Quinine is a bitter-tasting flavor-additive found in tonic water.
- Bitter Sweet Symphony is a song by the British alternative rock band "The Verve."
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