Tiny plastic turtle tamer

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tiny plastic turtle tamer

This is a fake plastic Turtle Tamer, forcing a fake plastic turtle to jump through a fake plastic hoop. It wears you out.

The bottom of the base reads "Series 1, 3/32 (U)"

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Enchantment:
Muscle +2
Mysticality +1

(In-game plural: tiny plastic turtle tamers)

Obtained From

All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.

A green plastic watering can,

For a fake chinese rubber plant,

In the fake plastic earth,

That she bought from a rubber man,

In a town full of rubber plans,

To get rid of itself,

It wears her out, it wears her out,

She lives with a broken man,

A cracked polystyrene man,

Who just crumbles and burns,

He used to do surgery,

On girls in the eighties,

But gravity always wins,

And it wears him out, it wears him out,

It wears him out, it wears him out,

She looks like the real thing,

She tastes like the real thing,

My fake plastic love,

But I can't help the feeling,

I could blow through the ceiling,

If I just turn and run,

And it wears me out, it wears me out,

It wears me out, it wears me out,

And if I could be who you wanted,

If I could be who you wanted,

All the time, all the time,

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