The Unknown Pastamancer
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|The Unknown Pastamancer|
|Locations||The Unquiet Garves|
The Unknown Pastamancer waves her hands in the air and opens a swirling portal to the pasta dimensions. "Just like riding a bicycle," she nods, satisfied. "A bicycle that messes with the fabric of the universe in several very dangerous ways."
A huge, boiling-hot lasagna noodle slaps you right across the face. (hot damage)
A pierogi launches out of the portal and hits you so hard, you're seeing stelline.
The ghost waves her hands again, and you're pelted with pointy penne.
A long fettucini noodle whips out of the portal, wraps around your ankle, and whaps you into the wall.
A huge cold lasagna noodle slaps you across the face. This is surprising, but no more painful than you'd expect.
Some uncooked macaroni shoots out of the portal at you, but you duck just in time.
The ghost waves her hands again, and you're pelted with a shower of little pastina bits, which is more annoying than painful.
A long fettucini noodle flops out of the portal and sort of flails listlessly at you. "Bah," the ghost grumbles. "Overcooked." (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 6.25 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Unquiet Garves.