The Trouser Snake
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 You're fighting The Trouser SnakeThis is the Trouser Snake, so named because it resembles a snake wearing pants. Pants with only one leg. So basically it just resembles a snake.
Hit Message(s):
It pokes you with its forked tongue. Given the end of the tongue is two huge balls of flaming gas, it kinda smarts. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ow!
It drops its trousers and shows you its reptilian naughty bits. It burns! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
It bites you with its venemous fangs. Fangs for the memories, man. Oof! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
Critical Hit Message:
It whips its tail around lashes you with it! It gives you at least eight or nine long, full, luxuriant lashes before you can stagger away. You haven't been lashed like that since that one time you were lashed to a yardarm. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
It tries to poke you with its forked tongue, but you fork it with your poked tongue.
It drops its trousers, but you turn away.
It tries to bite you, but doesn't really have a mouth. It probably still has to scream, though.
Fumble Message:
It starts to whip you with its tail, but somehow gets it stuck in its mouth! It begins to eat itself from the tail up. "Wow," you say. "This is probably some kind of metaphor for something or other."
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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
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