The Tablecloths Have Turned
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The Tablecloths Have Turned
You report for your first morning of dude ranch excitement and meet the woman who's going to teach you about butter churning, cow milking, baking, cleaning, and obsolete gender roles. She's a fiery old woman with three teeth and a white beard that'd make a billy goat blush. She looks at the clothes you're wearing with dismay.
"No no, them there clothes are all wrong." She says. "You don't have any petticoats, you ain't got no calico, and where's your gingham?! You can't be a properly dressed old west prairie girl without gingham! Here, put this on."
Occurs at Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure.
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