The Spirit of New Wave
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 You're fighting The Spirit of New WaveThis spirit somehow embodies an entire flock of seagulls, a couple of durans, several bangles, some cars, two identical thompsons, and much more.
Hit Message(s):
He assaults your ears with screeching synthesizer music. Ouch! Ow!
He walks over to you like an Egyptian, and beats your <groin> like a particularly mean Egyptian. Argh! Ugh!
He dances over to you and chomps you on the <groin>. Looks like he was hungry like the wolf. Ooh! Ow!
He lets loose a blast of cheesy canned drumbeats. The pain drives into the heart of you. Eek! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He turns up his boombox, sets it down, and starts to breakdance. The ensuing electric boogaloo engulfs your entire body, making you spark and twitch. Argh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He plays screeching synthesizer music, but you cover your ears and say "Lalalalala" until he stops.
He walks over to you like an Egyptian, but you run so far away.
He dances toward you, but you tell him you prefer dancing with yourself.
He lets loose a blast of cheesy canned drumbeats, but you run away before the pain drives into the heart of you.
Fumble Message:
He starts to attack again, but suddenly turns melancholy and asks you to hold him now, and warm his heart (oh, his cold and tired heart).
 | You gain 33-34 Meat. |
Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Disco Bandit nemesis.
Notes
- Once you have defeated the Spirit, this adventure will no longer reoccur (becomes a one time adventure).
References
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