The Spirit of Crimbo
This article is about an off-hand item. For an effect of the same name, see The Spirit of Crimbo (effect).
This is an epic poem, more properly titled "Swizzle the Elf and the Spirit of Crimbo: How Swizzle Got His Groove Back (And So Can You!)." It tells the heartwarming story of an elf regaining his faith in Crimbo, all in rhyming couplets so sweet and precious they'd give a unicorn diabetes.
(In-game plural: The Spirit of Crimbos)
- Equipping this item grants the Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' combat skill against Crimbo elves in The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory.
- Smashing this item results in one unit of useless powder.
- The secondary title of the poem is a reference to the film How Stella Got Her Groove Back.
- The parenthetical portion of the title is lifted directly from Stephen Colbert's book, I Am America (And So Can You!).
|TOP 10 The Spirit of Crimbo collections|
6. five toed sloth - 1 | 7. Wank - 1 | 8. Johnny the Johner - 1 | 9. Dytrppr - 1 | 10. l33t_7h3iF - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings