The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

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The Stairs of the Sorceress' Tower consist a series of six levels, each containing a random monster that is extremely powerful, but has a secret weakness. If you try to adventure here with zero HP, you will get the message: "You're too weak to go on. You'll have to rest before you can get up in the Sorceress' grill." If you try to adventure here while falling-down drunk, you will get the message: "You attempt to start ascending the tower, but you trip on the first step because you're drunk. You lose interest and wander off."

For more information and spoilers, see this page.

Adventures


Beer Batter This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Batter.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

best-selling novelist This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Novelist.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Big Meat Golem This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Bigmeat.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Bowling Cricket This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
Cricket.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Bronze Chef This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

collapsed mineshaft golem This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Minegolem.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

concert pianist This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Pianist.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

darkness This monster is an Elemental -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

El Diablo This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Eldiablo.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Electron Submarine This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Submarine.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

endangered inflatable white tiger This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Enraged Cow This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

fancy bath slug This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Fickle Finger of F8 This monster is Weird -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Flaming Samurai This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Samurai.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

giant bee This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Giant Desktop Globe This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

giant fried egg This monster is a Slime -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Ice Cube This monster is an Elemental -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

malevolent crop circle This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

possessed pipe-organ This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Organ.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Pretty Fly This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
Fly.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Tyrannosaurus Tex This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Vicious Easel This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
  • Monster Defense: 89999
  • Hit Points: 99999
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
Continue to The Sorceress' Chamber...

Notes

  • Using two of the item needed to defeat one of these monsters at once (through the use of the Disco Bandit skill Ambidextrous Funkslinging) will display the item's special message twice and defeat the monster normally, thus wasting the second item.
  • Due to the incredibly high Monster Level of these monsters, having a stat gain familiar with you will result in an extremely high bonus.
  • Monster Level increasers have no effect on these monsters.