The Snake trading card
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The Snake trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star The Snake. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
( In-game plural: The Snake trading cards) Obtained From
- Items
- pack of KWE trading card (0-1)
When Used
 The Snake trading card
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(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: The Snake
Special Moves: Get-a Over Here! and Wedgie Humility!
Wins: 33
Losses: 31
Quote: "Its'-a me, The Snake! Get-a over here!"
Fun Facts:
The Snake has never used his plunger to unblock a toilet, but he can sure use it to break a neck!
The Snake claims that if he eats a certain kind of mushroom, he'll grow to twice his original size! When we eat a certain kind of mushroom, we feel that way, too!
The Snake is hopelessly in love with Princess Rutabaga, but he can never find her at home! Poor guy!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners don't smoke, so don't light yourself on fire!
card 11/16
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Notes
References
- The mention of growing to twice his size after eating a mushroom refers to the Super Mario Bros. series.
- The mention of never finding Princess Rutabaga at home is a reference to the message you get after beating a castle in Super Mario Bros.: "Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!"
Collection
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