The Sleazy Back Alley

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The Sleazy Back Alley
Location	Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks	Open by default
Min Stat	0
Combat %	79.9
ML	1
Special adventures
Clover	Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
Semi-rare	In the Still of the Alley
Ultra Rare	Crazy bastard
Bad Moon	Sandwiched in the Club
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The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures

big creepy spider -- (edit metadata)
big creepy spider	Item Drops: spider web, spider web Meat Drop: 4-6 Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 1 Moxie for No Hit*: 8 Monster Defense: 1 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

completely different spider -- (edit metadata)
completely different spider	Item Drops: spider web, spider web Meat Drop: 4-6 Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 1 Moxie for No Hit*: 8 Monster Defense: 1 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

drunken half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

drunken half-orc hobo

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed Bounty: hobo gristle Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 1 Moxie for No Hit*: 8 Monster Defense: 1 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.

hung-over half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

hung-over half-orc hobo

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed Bounty: hobo gristle Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 1 Moxie for No Hit*: 8 Monster Defense: 1 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter drunken half-orc hobos instead.

rushing bum -- (edit metadata)
rushing bum	Item Drops: bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed Pickpocket: cheap cigar butt Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 1 Monster Level: 1 Moxie for No Hit*: 8 Monster Defense: 1 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

crazy bastard -- (edit metadata)
crazy bastard	Item Drops: crazy bastard sword Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 4 Monster Level: 20? Moxie for No Hit*: Expression error: unrecognised punctuation character "?" Monster Defense: ? Hit Points: 40? Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: Unconfirmed; change to none if confirmed as none. Elemental Weakness: ? Physical Resistance: None Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

Aww, Craps
Aww, Craps	Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Sarcasm Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Sarcasm and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Sarcasm, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)

Dumpster Diving
Dumpster Diving	Punch the hobo: fight drunken half-orc hobo Rob the hobo: 3-4 meat, 4-5 Sarcasm Look under the hobo: Mad Train wine

The Entertainer
The Entertainer	Put on a classical tragedy: 4-5 Sarcasm Do a musical, instead: 2-4 Sarcasm, 2-4 Beefiness Try for a science-fiction double feature: 15 meat or 15 meat and 6-8 Magicalness Introduce them to avant-garde: (Does not use an adventure)

Under the Knife
Under the Knife	Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

In the Still of the Alley
In the Still of the Alley	Item Drops: 3 bottles of distilled fortified wine Note: Occurs semi-rarely.

Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo	Item Drops: 3 ice-cold foties Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

Please, Hammer
Please, Hammer	Sure, I'll help.: Harold's hammer head, Harold's hammer handle Sorry, no time.: (Does not use an adventure) What's the frequency, Kenneth?: 6 Beefiness Note: This adventure triggers Harold's Hammer Quest and doesn't reoccur after receiving the hammer parts.

No Man, No Hole
No Man, No Hole	Item Drops: sewer turtle Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo	Item Drops: fingerless hobo gloves Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the EZ-Play Harmonica Book.

Bree-Yark!
Bree-Yark!	Meat Drops: 50 Substat Gain: 5 Sarcasm Note: A one time adventure.

Don't Hurt 'Em
Don't Hurt 'Em	Item Drops: Harold's bell Note: This one time adventure is triggered after obtaining Harold's hammer and completes Harold's Hammer Quest.

Spirit of the Slug Lord
Spirit of the Slug Lord	Item Drops: the Slug Lord's map Note: A one time adventure.

They Tried and Pailed
They Tried and Pailed	Item Drops: pail of pretentious paint Note: This one time adventure is triggered after speaking to the Pretentious Artist.

For Sale By Squatter
For Sale By Squatter	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Sandwiched in the Club
Sandwiched in the Club	Note: Only available under a Bad Moon ascension. Note: Gives 10 turns of Chronologically Pummeled

Obsolete Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on November 28, 2006.

An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
An Amateur Pickpocket is You!	Meat Drops: 5 Substat Gain: 1 Sarcasm

The Bum's Dilemma
The Bum's Dilemma	Meat Drops: 8

Dumpster Diver
Dumpster Diver	Meat Drops: 9

Hammer Time
Hammer Time	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

Knob Goblin Intrigue
Knob Goblin Intrigue	Meat Drops: 7 Substat Gain: 1 Sarcasm

Knob Goblin Philosophy
Knob Goblin Philosophy	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

Knob Goblin Rumble
Knob Goblin Rumble	Substat Gain: 3 Sarcasm

Meat-Shaped Box
Meat-Shaped Box	Meat Drops: 10

Out of Aces
Out of Aces	Meat Drops: 10

A Strike in the Dark
A Strike in the Dark	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

Spared in the Dark
Spared in the Dark	Substat Gain: 3 Sarcasm

Notes

• Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop hot pink lipstick if a Sleazy Gravy Fairy is used.

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