The Sleazy Back Alley

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The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num 112
Location Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 79.9
ML 1
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Clover Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
Semi-Rare In the Still of the Alley
Turtle No Man, No Hole
Ultra Rare Crazy bastard
Bad Moon Sandwiched in the Club
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The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures


big creepy spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

completely different spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
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hung-over half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
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rushing bum This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
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Familiar39.gif scavenger bugbear This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: BURT
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 5 • Substat Gain: 1.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 15
  • Monster Defense: 4
  • Hit Points: 5
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
  • Note: Only encountered when in the Bugbear Invasion path

Baiotal.gif crazy bastard This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30
  • Monster Defense: 18
  • Hit Points: 25
  • Initiative: always
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures


Aww, Craps
Aww, Craps
  • Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Roguishness
  • Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Sarcasm and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP
  • Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Roguishness, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP
  • Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)

Dumpster Diving
Dumpster Diving
drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
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The Entertainer
The Entertainer
  • Put on a classical tragedy: 4-5 Roguishness
  • Do a musical, instead: 2-4 Cheek, 2-4 Fortitude
  • Try for a science-fiction double feature: 15 meat or 15 meat and 6-8 Enchantedness
  • Introduce them to avant-garde: (Does not use an adventure)

Please, Hammer
Please, Hammer

Under the Knife
Under the Knife
  • Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders
  • Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

Bree-Yark!
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Exclam.gif Spirit of the Slug Lord
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Exclam.gif Don't Hurt 'Em
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Exclam.gif They Tried and Pailed
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Exclam.gif Now's Your Pants! I Mean... Your Chance!
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  • Note: This adventure is triggered by accepting the quest to join a guild as a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief, and will occur on the 6th turn spent in this zone after accepting the quest.
  • Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

Clover.gif Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
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Fortune.gif In the Still of the Alley
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Turtle.gif No Man, No Hole
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Paperclip.gif All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
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Paperclip.gif All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
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Book2.gif For Sale By Squatter
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Badmoon.gif Sandwiched in the Club
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Obsolete Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on November 28, 2006.


An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
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  • Meat Drops: 5
  • Substat Gain: 1 Cheek

The Bum's Dilemma
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  • Meat Drops: 8

Dumpster Diver
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  • Meat Drops: 9

Hammer Time
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Happy Birthday!
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Knob Goblin Intrigue
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  • Meat Drops: 7
  • Substat Gain: 1 Sarcasm

Knob Goblin Philosophy
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Knob Goblin Rumble
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Meat-Shaped Box
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  • Meat Drops: 10

Out of Aces
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  • Meat Drops: 10

A Strike in the Dark
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Spared in the Dark
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Notes

  • Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop hot pink lipstick if a Sleazy Gravy Fairy is used.
  • Apparently, there's a library across the street from The Sleazy Back Alley. While it cannot be accessed, it is spoken in the following bits of text.
    • Monster Manuel text for N-space Virtual Assistant implies it's called the Library of Loathing.
    • Talk to the Deep Fat Friars (the local library (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley))
    • Your father's MacGuffin diary (the library across the street from the sleazy back alley)
    • Cursed piece of thirteen (that library across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • Room, Interrupted (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
    • A Lost Room (you know, the one across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley?)
    • GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card use text (take it to the post office that's next door to the library that's across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner ([The Copperhead Club is] right near that library across from the Sleazy Back Alley)
    • very overdue library book use text (You take the book back to the library (you know, the library))
    • Handful of tips use message (You take the tips down to a currency exchange place (there's one right next to the check-cashing place across the street from the library))
    • Neverending Party invitation envelope description (I'm surprised you weren't aware of it before this. It's right across from the library.)
    • Tammy during Crimbo 2018 ("Ummm..." Tammy checks her notes. "You know that library across the street from the Sleazy Back-Alley? It's across from that.")
    • A trivial update on January 7, 2019 referenced the library:
      • "A dictionary can now be found in the library, making the Baron's quest finishable again. The one in Spookyraven Manor, not the one across from the Sleazy Back Alley."