The Skinflute
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 You're fighting The SkinfluteThis constellation depicts a flute, made out of some sort of animal hide. That's kind of creepy on lots of different levels.
Hit Message(s):
It hypnotizes you into playing it. Eeew! You totally don't know where that's been! Eek! Eek! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
It plays a strange melody, summoning a bevy of dam-building mammals to attack you! Eek! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
It pipes a harsh, high-pitched tune that hurts your ears and gives you strange visions of that one creepy uncle that you never liked. Eek! Argh! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to hypnotize you into playing it, but you're determined not to go down that way.
It starts to play a painful tune, but you plug your ears and hum the Katamari Damacy theme until it stops.
It plays a strange melody, summoning a bevy of dam-building mammals to attack you! Fortunately, you have a stick with which to beat them off.
Fumble Message:
It starts to play a painful tune, but you plug your ears and hum the Katamari Damacy theme until it stops.
  line | You acquire an item: line (32.0% chance)* |
| line | You acquire an item: line (29.1% chance)* |
  star | You acquire an item: star (38.2% chance)* |
| star | You acquire an item: star (21.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
References
- The dam-building mammals mentioned in the second miss message refer to a euphemism for female genitalia, whereas the stick applies to the male counterpart. Also, there's a sublimated alliteration in the implied phrase "bevy of beavers."
- "Go down" is a euphemism for oral sex.
- "Beat off" is a euphemism for masturbation.
- The fumble message contains a reference to the famously catchy soundtrack for the PS2 game Katamari Damacy. It is often hummed on radio shows by Riff when Xenophobe and/or Jick start getting heavily into talking about the code in the game.
- The critical hit message is a reference to the song "Fiddle About" by The Who.
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