The Raffle House

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The Raffle House

The Raffle House is located in Bordertown. Players can purchase a raffle ticket for 1,000 meat. Drawings are held daily, but had a hiatus between October 15 and November 4, 2008 for undisclosed reasons.


Since November 5, 2008:

Shoppeng.gif Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.

Here's how it works: you buy some raffle tickets, and every day (at rollover) we'll draw one to see who wins our Fabulous Prize, which will be delivered to you in one of our special packages. Tickets are non-transferrable, but we will accept tickets from Hagnk's if you should ascend before the drawing.

All proceeds will be donated to an unspecified but very worthy charity of our choosing. So, how many tickets do you want?

Today's Raffle Prize:
First Prize: Lcdgame.gif electronic Brain Trainer game
Second Prize: Wbdrillpress.gif do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
1 first prize lots and 3 second prize lots are available. One prize lot per winner. All ticket sales are final. Void where prohibited by law. Part of a complete breakfast.


  • If you haven't bought any tickets yet:
You haven't bought any tickets for today's raffle.
  • Otherwise:
You have purchased N tickets for today's raffle. Good luck!


Winners of Yesterday's Raffle:
Name Prize Tickets Purchased
(Listing of the winners from the previous day)
Buy Raffle Tickets:
Item: Price:
Raffle.gif raffle ticket 10,000 Meat
Buy Tickets


Here you go, Adventurer. Best of luck!
Raffle.gifYou acquire some raffle tickets

Notes

  • Prizes are delivered in a raffle prize box, so that those in in Hardcore or Ronin may receive their prizes without gaining a significant advantage over other players.
  • Raffle tickets can be purchased using funds from Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
  • When you enter anything other than a positive number as the amount of tickets to buy, you get the response
    Buying less than one ticket is... unwise.
  • From November 5, 2008 until February 22, 2016, there were 2 hatchlings and 5 plans per day. The exception to this is the hammer, in which there was 10 plans.

History

The Raffle house has been burned down to the ground. It seems that the Penguins had a plan ready in case of disaster. Not that anyone is likely to go searching the place for evidence of criminal activity in these circumstances, but why waste a good plan, I guess?

Burned1.gif

Past Introductions

October 15 to November 4, 2008

Shoppeng.gif Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.

Due to a recent business arrangement made by my employers, we are not running any raffles at the present time.

Rest assured that our organization is hard at work trying to figure out new ways to flee... ahem... serve you in the future.


Before Oct. 15, 2008:

Shoppeng.gif Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.

Here's how it works: you buy some raffle tickets, and every day we'll draw one to see who wins our Fabulous Prize, which will be delivered to you in one of our special packages. Tickets are non-transferrable, but we will accept tickets from Hagnk's if you should ascend before the drawing.

All proceeds will be donated to an unspecified but very worthy charity of our choosing. So, how many tickets do you want?

Today's Raffle Prize:
First prize: (a piece of Grimacite equipment)
Second prize: (a random second prize)

1 first prize lot is available and 3 second prize lots are available. One prize lot per winner. All ticket sales are final.

Winners of Yesterday's Raffle:
Name Prize Place
(Listing of the winners from the previous day)
Buy Raffle Tickets:
Item: Price:
Raffle.gif raffle ticket 1000 Meat
Buy Tickets
Here you go. Good luck.
Raffle.gifYou acquire some raffle tickets

Past Prices

First Prizes, pre-NS13

The first prize in each day's raffle is a piece of equipment, made from Grimacite.

First Prizes, post NS13

First prizes after NS13 are made of depleted Grimacite instead.

Second Prizes

The second prize is a consumable item made from Grimacite.

First Prizes, from November 5, 2008 to February 22, 2016

Second Prizes, from November 5, 2008 to February 22, 2016

References

  • The name "Raffle House" may be a reference to the Waffle House chain of restaurants.

See also