The Purple Light District

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The Purple Light District is the sleaze zone in Hobopolis.

The Purple Light District
Location	Hobopolis
Unlocks	1250 Normal Hobos Killed
Min Stat	unknown
Combat %	unknown
ML	? - ?
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!
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Combat Adventures

Sleaze hobo -- (edit metadata)
Sleaze hobo	Item Drops: hobo nickel, sleazy bindle, Summer Nights, Sensual Massage for Creeps, stained mattress Meat Drop: ? Substat Gain: Expression error: unrecognised punctuation character "?" Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Hit Points: 500 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: ?

Chester -- (edit metadata)

Chester

Item Drops: Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: ? Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Hit Points: 8000? Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: none Note: Occurs only as a choice of Van, Damn.

Non-combat Adventures

The Furtivity of My City
The Furtivity of My City	Eviscerate him: Fight Sleaze hobo Intimidate him: Move trash to The Heap Wait for him to leave: Deposit 4000-6000 Meat in Clan Coffer, increase hobo count first 10 times; otherwise, nothing

Getting Clubbed
Getting Clubbed	Try to get inside: Get into club if club is unpopular enough; else, nothing. Try to bamboozle the crowd: Makes club less popular. Try to flimflam the crowd: Makes club less popular. Adds an adventure to the AHBG

Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!
Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!	Take a Chance? (5 hobo nickels): Trade 5 hobo nickels for lewd playing card No... no... really. No thanks.: Nothing (consumes adventure). Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Van, Damn
Van, Damn	Cruise for a bruisin': Fight Chester Don't bother knockin': Nothing. (No Adventure loss.) Note: This adventure only occurs when The Purple Light District is clear of hobos.

This Van's a' Rockin'
This Van's a' Rockin'	Note: Occurs when somebody else is already fighting Chester.

All Sleazed Out
All Sleazed Out	Note: Occurs whenever adventuring here after Chester is defeated. Note: Does not consume an adventure.

References

• Purple Light District is a direct play on Red Light District, which refers to a neighborhood where prostitution and brothels are located, so called for the practice of using red lights to make their services obvious.