The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

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The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Location	The Beanstalk
Unlocks	After using the enchanted bean with the Giant Trash Quest.
Min Stat	90
Combat %	80
ML	90 - 120
Special adventures
Clover	None
Bad Moon	Obligatory Mascot Cameo
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The Airship is found atop The Beanstalk, which is located in The Nearby Plains (once you've been able to plant an enchanted bean).

Must have 90 of main stat to enter. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

You step up to the gangplank of the Airship, but before you can actually reach the ship, a gust of wind blows you backwards, and you land headfirst at the bottom of the beanstalk.

Combat Adventures

Burly Sidekick -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house Meat Drop: 104-156 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

Irritating Series of Random Encounters -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, tiny house Meat Drop: 112-168 Monster Level: 105 • Substat Gain: 26.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 115 Monster Defense: 95 Hit Points: 110 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

MagiMechTech MechaMech -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: glowing red eye, metallic A, oversized pizza cutter, photoprotoneutron torpedo, magilaser blastercannon, burned-out arcanodiodeb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 120 • Substat Gain: 30 • Moxie for No Hit*: 130 Monster Defense: 108 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

Protagonist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: ocarina of space, phonics down, ridiculously huge sword, super-spiky hair gel Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 80 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

Quiet Healer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote Meat Drop: 92-138 Monster Level: 95 • Substat Gain: 23.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 105 Monster Defense: 86 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None Note: She occasionally heals you for 15-20 HP in combat.

Spunky Princess -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, tiny house, titanium assault umbrella Meat Drop: 88-132 Monster Level: 90 • Substat Gain: 22.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100 Monster Defense: 81 Hit Points: 75 Initiative: 90 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

Hammering the Armory
	Dig through the stuff: bronze breastplate Blow this popsicle stand: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Must have Torso Awaregness for this adventure to occur.

Random Lack of an Encounter
	Investigate the crew quarters: Fight a MagiMechTech MechaMech if you have +20ML or more running, or one of a Burly Sidekick, a Protagonist, a Spunky Princess or a Quiet Healer otherwise. Check the cargo hold: Penultimate Fantasy chest Head down to the galley: Lose 40-50 HP, gain 18-39 Strongness, Enchantedness, and Sarcasm Note: Stat gain averages 20 + max(0,noncombat modifier)/2

Gesundheitgeist!
	Item Drops: Tissue Paper Immateria Note: Unlocks Don't Chew on That Spirit!. Note: A one-time adventure.

Don't Chew on That Spirit!
	Item Drops: Tin Foil Immateria Note: Unlocks The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever. Note: A one-time adventure.

The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
	Item Drops: Gauze Immateria Note: Unlocks Rip Rop Wrappety Do. Note: A one-time adventure.

Rip Rop Wrappety Do
	Item Drops: Plastic Wrap Immateria Note: Unlocks F-F-Fantastic!. Note: A one-time adventure.

F-F-Fantastic!
	Item Drops: S.O.C.K., giant castle map Note: A one-time adventure.

Mist Angst, the Protagonist
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Mist Angst, the Protagonist
	Item Drops: Non-Essential Amulet Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Obligatory Mascot Cameo
	Effects: Synthesized (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Number 163
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Retired Adventures

Treasure!
	Item Drops: Penultimate Fantasy chest

Notes

• Treasure! was removed on October 2nd, 2007, and integrated into Random Lack of an Encounter.
• The Irritating Series of Random Encounters is more likely than the other combats. There are two instances of this monster in this area, with one of every other monster, leading to 22.5% of combats being the Irritating Series, and 15.5% of combats being other monsters. With no combat modifiers, this becomes 18.0% encounter rate for the Irritating Series, and 12.4% encounter rate for the other monsters.
• The Random Lack of an Adventure non-combat choice which gives a combat does not seem to have any effect on the combat queue.

References

• This location is a parody of the Airship from The Final Fantasy series; all of the encounters within refer to the Final Fantasy games (with the exception of the Irritating Series of Random Encounters, which depicts slimes from the Dragon Warrior series, as well as the Spunky Princess, who is more of an RPG archetype than a specific reference), most notably Final Fantasy VII. The term "penultimate", which means "next to last", pokes fun at the name "Final" Fantasy.